Options, Options... Hmmm.

Well I've been neglecting this blog for the past few days because I've been out and about asking friends for any possible job opportunity's which might suit me or perhaps I might find to my liking. There have been options but I'll take some careful consideration about what I'd like to go into.

A friend has offered me the position of captain in the upcoming La Bodega branch in Bangsar Shopping Center. The pay sounds very attractive considering that I have no experience whatever in food and beverage, but it never was a field I would have considered before and possibly I shall leave it as a last resort. Another asked me to try out in sales with his company. While starting will be difficult as it will be strictly commission based for the first 8 - 10 months, after that if I do well, the very big possibility of being promoted to an assistant manager involving office work sounds pretty decent. And then there is this marketing position at some magazine company which I've heard of from word of mouth. I've emailed a friend there asking for details regarding that position. hope he gets back to me ASAP on it.

And I'll probably get a phone on Friday from an aunt from moms side of the family. It was a lot easier than i thought. I just called her and asked politely if she had a spare phone which I could use temporarily, her reply was unexpected... " Oh sure you can just take mine. I'll buy a new one." Well it might be old or whatever but hell with it... it's still a phone.

More Evil Thoughts.

After much consideration I have decided that murder and arson would be too big a crime for gentleman me to commit. So I have thought about it and have considered other options on possible ways to punish my aunts...

1. Burn holes in their clothes. Yea we know all about women and clothes.

2. Pawn all their jewelry. Maybe I can afford a phone then.

3. Destroy the plants in their much beloved garden. Might solve the insect problems around the house as well.

4. Get rid of all their cosmetics. Now we'll see what Scary Movie really should have been like.

5. Stop dreaming and go find a job.


Reality really does fucking suck!

Think Evil Thoughts.

I am in my PJ house again. Why is it that everytime I come here it starts to rain just before I reach the house. Yes, I got caught in the rain again. Fortunately I wore my rainproof jacket this time, but I still smell like wet dog as Sparky decided to greet me with his usual enthusiastic nature.

I have been screwed over by my aunts in my other house. My sis was supposed to drop by a few days back for dinner and pass me the much needed cash that would allow me to buy myself a hand phone. My plan was to get a cheap one, and live of the balance for a while as I looked for a job. Somehow my aunts got to her before I could and brainwashed her into not giving me anything for anything at anytime. So the next day when I called dear sis to ask her what happened she decided to tell me that she thinks I should get my own phone and how she came to that decision.

Now it might seem that I'm being spoon fed by my sis but trust me I'm not. The only favours I ask from her is to supply me with one carton of Dunhill's a month since she works in a tobacco company. So now I've been plotting on ways to get back at my aunts whom I've never really liked at all for most of my life. My options would be...

1. Kill them in their sleep. Problem would be that they're bigger than I am and probably would kick my ass to next week if I failed at the first attempt.

2. Poison them. Problem is that I'm never at home to do it.

3. Spread nasty rumours about them to the rest of the family. Oh I forgot, I don't see the rest of the family.

4. Torch their brand new cars. Nope, that would cause air pollution and Joyce the Fairy would be on my case all year.

5. Get a job and buy my own damn phone.


Yes reality really does suck! But on a brighter note...

Happy Belated Birthday Corean!

Sitting Alone.

So here I am now in VA's 3rd floor watching over lots and lots of computer stuff (software and hardware)while the technician takes his break. It's free usage of the coms for me at the moment for my favour, but it's as boring as hell. It is about time they updated everything and changed any faulty epuipment anyway. Perhaps with the changes that come along better business will be generated.

I've been contemplating staying over my PJ house while moms away having fun on her honeymoon. The problem is that, I'm not sure how well stocked the place is on food and I'm quite lazy to take care of the dog if I'm there. I do miss my room there. It's my sanctuary. I could stay in there all day. Probably I'm just missing a fridge in there. If I had one no one would probably see me for a while. Just camp in my room with the things I enjoy... Oh wait! No girls! Dammit.

Stuck In A Suit.

Wedding's finally over. I decided that I couldn't be bothered to go home and change so I just headed to Hartamas still all dressed up. Some of my idiot friends tried to be funny and gave me a salute. Clowns I tell you. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever taken the trouble to dress up like this since some high school prom.

I noticed that I was the only monkey in a suit there, but mom and the rest of the family liked it so it was cool. Dinner was ok and quite fun because I got to catch up with some childhood friends (Su Zen you looked so hot!) and a few cousins. One of them fractured his leg while playing basketball. Word is that he just jumped and fell without anyone near him. So being the super nice cousin I am, I decided to sign his cast with "HA HA HA YOU CLUMSY OAF! Luv Tim". Ain't I sweet.

There was once during dinner I went off for a smoke. As I was standing at the entrance of the ballroom some lady came up to me, placed some piece of paper on the table in front of me and asked "Could you please stamp my ticket?" in my mind I wanted to seriously shout at her something like " Stupid ar?? Do I look like a fucking valet to you!!??" but instead politely told her that I had no idea and she should try reception. Fuck even if I was working there, as if I'd be carrying a stamp around with me.

Early Morning And Trib Gets Sensitive.

Foolish was I to think that I was to go home early yesterday. I declined an offer from friends to join them for karaoke just so I could go back early. As I should have known better... I went home at 4 am. Much later than those who went for song and drink.

Had to get up early today to go to my grandma's house by 11 am. Nearly overslept. Thankfully I managed to wake up at 10.45 am and had to rush rush rush to get ready and scurry over to grandma's. My cousin is back from Perth for 2 weeks, and she brought a friend back as well ho ho! German gal, 23 years old who is quite pretty even if she is a bit large. Had lunch with her along with my cousin at La Bodega and she seems like a pleasant person. K to my friends who read this, jut before you think of anything stupid I'll tell you now... NO I am not going to do anything to her or with her!


Trib got a little sensitive when I tried to be funny with him...


Trib - Hey Tim you there?

Tim - Yo!

Trib - Can you do me a favour?

Tim - No I will not take your girl out so you can go play dota.

Trib - Fuck you la!


All this hostility, and I thought that we were friends... lol.

This Sounds Painful.

Nic - Darling having period cramps. I wonder how painful is that.

Tim - Your darling or mine?

Nic - Mine !

Tim - Perhaps it's something like having gastric pains but at somewhere else.

Nic - Ha ha we wouldn't know. Probably hurts like guys having their balls kicked.

Tim - I wouldn't want to know. Imagine if it was like someone squeezing on your nuts till they popped like balloons.

Nic - Ha ha... Fuck you! You sick shit!

Tim - I cannot imagine anything more painful you can do to a man.

Free Smokes, A Joyride And A Wedding.

Somehow it amazes me how clueless some people can be. I went to buy a pack of cigarettes today at a newsstand near my house. So I asked the dude for a pack of Dunhill and placed my RM 10 on the counter. He dully passed me my pack and had to answer a phone call. So I waited and waited for him to give me my change, the RM 10 note still lying on the counter. Suddenly after a few minutes (Yes I did wait that long) he surprisingly asked me "Yes, can I help you sir?" I gave him a puzzled look at pointed to the RM 10 note still on the counter and replied "For my Dunhill?" To my surprise he turned back and grabbed me a new pack and gave it to me. Erm... K I took the pack, got my change and left. So yes I decided to be dishonest and ended up with 2 packs of Dunhill for the price of one.

Went for a ride in the BMW M5 with SantaKel later in the day. He's got the car to test drive for the weekend. It might probably take most of us half a lifetime to ever buy a car like that ( About RM 400k), but that machine is what I'd call a car. Darling Debbie freaked out when we went flying 180 km/h on the highway and over reacted when she claimed that we were going over 200. Girls... haha.

Mom's getting remarried on Sunday. I have to wake up early tomorrow to go to my grandma's place for a family gathering. Many of my friends have asked me am I ok with it and do I like the guy. Well, it doesn't matter what I think. Here is a man who wants to take care of my mom and makes her happy. That in itself is good enough for me. He's a pretty decent chap, perhaps a bit proud because of his achievements but still a good man. I think mom's side of the family still prefer my dad, because even despite of his faults he is still a very humble and sincere man. But once again this isn't about me. Grats mom dearest! May you have many wonderful and fulfilling times to look forward to!

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Final Fantasy 7 : Advent Children.

I just finished watching Final Fantasy : Advent Children and must say it finally does dome justice to the RPG's compared to that shit load of rubbish we for in Final Fantasy : The spirits Within. Yup, you get to see all your favorite Final Fantasy 7 characters from hero Cloud to the wickedly cool Sephiroth. Even Bahamut makes an appearance. Animation is beautiful and you'll get to see many familiar settings which you find in the game if you remember them. I practically went ballistic when Sephiroth emerged with his so fucking wicked sword. I thought nothing could top the rebirth of one of the oh so fucking coolest video game villains of all time, well until the coolest fucking finishing move in video game history was executed... The Onmi Slash!!! I probably wet myself in excitement when I saw it.

GG Nic.

Nic - Even the best fall down sometimes...

Tim - Ha ha told ya that song is nice right?

Nic - You and I, collide... ha ha yea kinda. But that line represents me the best anyway. I am the best, and sometimes fall down.

Tim - Means you're just clumsy.

Nic - I meant making mistakes!!!

More Birthday Wishes.

To a person who I hold so very dearly, you will always have that special place in the garden of my heart. For the days, months and years to come, you will always be one I look for kindness, compassion and understanding.

Every day that passes you become more of the woman I told you you'd be. Strong, confident and oh soooooooooooooooo sexy haha. And for the years that have yet to pass I'm sure that many more lucky people will come to know what an incredible and wonderful person you are.

So don't waste any time. Play the music, light the candles, pop the champagne and don't forget to make a wish...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy My oNe aNd OnLy DaRLiNg DeBBiE!


Ben macha my tequila buddy, a very happy birthday and many happy returns to you as well!

Small Talk.

Part of a conversation after dinner when my friends and I were talking about various topics.


Aaron - 5 years? Fuck man I can be a doctor in 5 years! I can have 5 kids by then.

Corean - 5 kids? Sure or not?

Aaron - Why not? One every year.

Corean - But it's not good for the girl you know...

Aaron - Who said it's the same woman?

Corean - ...


Brilliant comeback!


Later in Virtual Arena, Nic messaged me from the floor below...


Nic - What's everyone doing?

Tim - Ok ok, I'll ask them to join your game.

Nic - What the hell are they doing? Shagging?

Tim - There are a lot of guys up here. Please don't put images in my mind...

Nic - Ha ha ha Oh God! Shhh...

Australian Panda's.

It's been so long since I've been to the Bangsar night market. It's not the greatest about but it is the closest to home. Made such a pig of myself that I even skipped dinner.

Had our usual daily card games while talking about when we used to play board games in our Sundays. There were pretty much loads of funny stories like one time when we were playing Taboo. StRyKeR was given a word to describe to us and this is how it went...


StRyKeR - Erm... this animal can only be found in Australia

Everyone - Kangaroo! Koala! Bla bla bla...

StRyKeR - No no, it stays on tree's.

Everyone - (Lots of animal names coming out)


Eventually time expired and we couldn't make out what bloody animal was he talking about... and then he told us the answer... PANDA!

WTF? I have no idea how he got that mixed up or what made him think that Panda's are from Australia. The silly boy. Eventually he got loads of shit from us for quite a while because of that but he's such a sport and it's good for a laugh every time we bring it up.

Happy Birthday Yahooo! Happy Birthday Louise!

Zzzzzombiiiieezzzzzz...

I went back home at 6 am in the morning yesterday. Was looking forward to a good sleep but as it had to happen, some people just had to come to my place at 9 am to install my new air cond in my room. Feeling all zombified as I descended the stairs to the hall I was hoping I'd be able to get some snoozes only to find my aunt in the hall watching tv and browsing through the morning paper. Found a magazine to read as I tried almost in vain to stay awake while sipping on my coffee and smoking my cigarette. Life savers I tell u.

After the work had been done about an hour later I dragged my sorry excuse for a body back to my room only to find that it had become an uninhabitable pig sty. With a heavy sigh I decided that this would be a good opportunity to clean my room... again. After much sweeping, moping, vacuuming, wiping, packing, arranging the room finally look decent. Well, more than it has been lately anyway. And I couldn't manage to sleep after!

Was hoping to be able to get Corean's spare phone today for temporary usage only to find out that it isn't in proper working order... Sigh.

I'm rather tempted to play WoW or return to Shadowbane. Only problem is that I don't have a rather reliable computer at home to play online games on. Then again I'll get to save loads from the monthly payments I'd have to fork out should I decide to play. Sensible mind telling me one thing, itchy gaming fingers telling me otherwise.

Hi Ho!

Finally got to see Charlie And The Chocolate Factory today. Friends asked me how did I find it... Well, I'd say average but entertaining. Funny how we managed to relate some friends to characters of events that happened (Cows, nuts and blueberries?). That gave me a good laugh.

Perhaps I shall have more eventful things to blog about now since I'm over and done with Dungeon Siege 2. Enjoyable game, but gets repetitive after a while. Promising but no real long term value. Shame.

Merdeka.

Merdeka... An excuse for people to go party? (Possibly) A reason for clubs to raise their prices and covers to ridiculous prices? (Probably) Or a nation coming together to celebrate its Independence? (Most Definitely)

Happy Birthday Malaysia!

Hmmm actually it's past 12 am now... So Happy Belated Birthday Malaysia!

And also, HappyBelated Birthday Seong!