Nothing much...

J.Wo is back from China! Awesome! The silly plan was a success it seems. We had this idea to see how nosy ppl in China were, and the first idea was to just stand in the street and look up to the sky. And YES! Peaople actually did walk up next to him and look up for a while wondering what was J staring at. Lol.

Next we work on greed. We told him to glue a dollar coin to the street, and see how many people try n pick it up.

Violence went to Perhentian, and so did Pearl. Darling Debs went to Kenyir Lake, Darling Terri went to Langkawi. And I went to WORK!

Late night out on Wednesday with Nic and a few other mates for the Champions League 2nd leg @ The San Siro. There goes work the next day...

I can't stop listening to BTNH's Strenght & Loyalty album. Well, since Tart hasn't returned my Joss Stone CD anyway...

Woot! Five points baby!!!

Nic's neighbours must be wondering which 2 monkeys are shouting their heads off... Everton 2 - Man Utd 4. Chelsea 2 - Bolton 2. I've been saying it since we beat Liverpool at Anfield and I'll say it again... CHAMPIONS COME MAY!!!

And tomorrow, gotta go to KLIA. The MadMan returns from China!!!

How we'll solve world hunger...

Chatting with a friend in China...


*9mil into new beginning.. says:
cilaka

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
lansi lah u

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
i knw u miss me wan... thats y say such things

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
hahaha

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
of course i miss u. how else can i keep myself entertained

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
!!!

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
ok bye

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
lol

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
hpmh...

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
jgn marah la kak.

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
think of all the fun u'll have beating me when u get back

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
kak ur head la

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
i wont.. i will sayang u so much that u will become speechless

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
hitting me with handbags and whatever else u can get your hands on doesn't count as showing love

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
pls.. by the time i come back next yr i will be different.. haha

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
i aint gonna be so violent to u

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
when that happens the sky will open up and fish will fall to earth

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
mmm... i will make sure god will have sufficient fish to supply by then

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
haha

*9mil into new beginning.. says:
wait la u... eeee

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
we will solve world hunger!

It's you la!

It somehow never fails to amaze me how much shit we get into when we hang out. I mean like, we get into funny and awkward situations, we get pulled over and almost arrested by cops. And 2am yesterday we had to push your car out of parking in front of a fully packed mamak because it wouldn't engage into reverse gear.

You should have just listened to me and get some of the mamak workers to help push your fucking heavy car out because it would have saved us a lot of time. But no, you had to nearly run into the curb trying to engage the gear. Lol.

And when my phone rang, I was wondering who the hell would call me at 2.30am. A drunk friend. I should have known.

So I had to layan my drunk friend who refuses to put the phone down, try and get the car out of the car park, and wonder when this all ends, how the hell am I going to get up for work. We should have just gone to Mambo with everyone else for our troubles.

It's you la! Jinx! Haha!


On a different matter entirely... Something calls for a coffee session. Call me when you get back :)

Corean likes to bug me...

ct says:
eh hustler

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
oh shut up

ct says:
haha!

Ha ha lol...

Oh no la! Sometimes you just can't help but smile and laugh at the irony of it all... After all, the way things are going, what else could happen eh?

Back to the drawing board for that one.


We don't have the right people? Oh, I know exactly what you are implying. You mean more like we don't have YOUR people running things. And seeing the state of how YOUR people handle things, we have good reason not to involve them.

But obviously you have no idea what we're talking about right?

Tha Getaway...

Yea, I know it's long overdue, but I finally decided to stop being lazy and get the pics of tha getaway developed. So here's the entry you peeps have been bugging me for...


Friday 13.

Omg la, I tell you, Friday the 13th really lived up to it's so called reputation of misfortunes and bad luck. We headed out to the crap budget airlines in the early afternoon as our flight was supposed to be at 1.40pm. How were we to know that the cabbie would take us via some funky route, with lots of turnings and passing kampungs to get to the air terminal. He claims it's a shortcut too. In the cab...

Tim - I'm not going mention your name, and put your alias as 'TB'.

TB - What? Total Bitch?!

Tim - Travel Buddy la! Total bitch pulak...

TB - Lol! Oh! Sorry ya :p

And as you can guess, we arrived 10 minutes late and rushed to the check in counter. The dude sitting there refused us entry even if we did persist with our argument that no one's boarding the plane yet and the fact that he was still sitting there. Still no luck, so we headed off to the information counter. Turns out this budget airline is pretty shrewd in making money. Granted that it's our fault for being late, but to buy a new ticket to get to our destination? C'mon man... at least give us a discount or something... Our budget just went to hell right there and then.

Ok fine, we'll have to get a later flight which was at 3.40pm. So we just roamed the airport looking for a place to chill.


Tim - What the heck are we gonna do for over an hour?

TB - I don't know. Let's look for some place to have a

Tim & TB - COFFEE BEAN!


Yes, we lamed at coffee bean for an hour or so till we could check in for our next flight. No way we're going to be late this time!

So when we finally managed to check in and head to the waiting lounge, we find out that our plane had been delayed. Nice... Thinking of our timing, at this rate we were sure to miss the last boat to tha getaway.

The flight left at 4.30pm. We arrived around 5.15pm. Run Run Run to the cabbies! No time to pick up my cigars! No time to bargain for cab fare! Run Run Run to catch the boat!

Hello Kelantan!




1 hour to get to the jetty, and we were right, missed the last boat out. Any chance of getting on the island tonight was flushed down the toilet when we found that it would be RM250 for one way to charter a boat out at that time. Krayzie I tell you! So we had to stay in a motel.

Well how bad could it be? Just stay over the mainland for a night and catch the early boat out. Spoke too soon we did. Motels we tried were fully booked. After a bit of walking we finally found one which wasn't fully occupied, but a little expensive.

I think telling the receptionist our sad tale worked. She gave us a discount for a standard room, and then upgraded us to a deluxe room while maintaining the standard room price. Finally a lucky break. Off to dinner shortly after and when we got back to our room and I was so longing for a shower after the long day.

Tim - Yo! Come check this out.

*TB runs into the toilet*

TB - What? What?

Tim - Check out the lock on the door...

TB - Why? Just lock it la.

*She proceeds to show me how to lock the door*

Tb - There, can lock wut.



Tim - Okay... But the door opens this way...
*Pulls door*



TB - OMG! HAHAHAHAHA!

Whoever placed that latch there is either damn stupid, or had brilliant intentions :p

When we we're trying to get some rest, music started playing outside our window. We went to have a look and found that our window overlooked this courtyard looking area. AND THEY WERE HAVING A PERFORMANCE THERE TONIGHT! So much for rest, eh. I don't know what's the attraction. The people who were singing sounded like they were in pain and later on, they played TECHNO! WTF!! Several speeches, kompang beats and probably even dancing it finally ended. Eventually we managed to get some sleep around 12am.


Friday 14.

Now since we had to take the 7am boat out, this means we had to get up around 6ish am. WHO THE HELL GETS UP AT 6AM WHEN THEY ARE ON HOLIDAY!!! But still, we just had to if we were to make it to the island early.

Managed to drag our lazy arses out of bed and made way to the jetty. And after a half hour boat ride, FINALLY... I AM THERE!

Hello Getaway!



We had to laze about a bit because since it was so early, and decided to have breakfast before looking for accommodation. Just a word of advise, beer and eggs don't mix. Ask the Travel Buddy.

We managed to find a place, even if we did have to walk a fair bit, but we had a pretty decent view I reckon...



Not too bad, eh? I had to inspect the room since TB has this constant fear of gecko's. Found one just outside the toilet and got rid of it before we settled to unpack our stuff.

During lunch we were pondering what we can do for a whole day since we already wasted half a day on the mainland. The suggestion of snorkeling came about. Why not I guess, not like I've gone it a million times.

Our lunch spot.



I would love to have taken a few pics of them Black Tipped Sharks (that what they're called?) and them turtles. But they just swam by too fast to even focus properly. Nothing much to take in the first location. Here are some snorkeling pics anyway.




The second location was supposed to have loads of turtles. And true enough I could see them from the surface. Being a little tired from swimming about in the first location. I told our guide to go in first and I would join him shortly. So into the blue he went and just as quickly... out. Asked why he jumped out so fast he replied... "Jellyfish".

Ok, so much for diving with the turtles. Next location please.

Our next and last location was apparently a popular snorkling spot. And TB delighted in feeding the fishes.



After some assurance that they don't bite, I jumped right in. Swimming with the fishes was fun.



Hello Timmy!



Undersea dance.



And while in the water, I felt something hit my back... Saw the fishes swarm all over me... biting and cutting... I raised my head above the water and knew immediately what had happened. TB and the guide were laughing on the boat. Them monkeys threw bread on me! I got out of the water with a few bite marks and an inch long cut on my arm.

After heading back to the beach TB wanted to just soak in the sun. And so we just lazed on the beach for a good couple of hours at least. Loads of eye candy for us too. Them topless sunbathers... Mmm... :D

Where we (or rather I) burned. We were so tight on funds we even had to bargain to rent the brellies.



Headed back to our room for some rest, but not before some huge ass monitor lizard decided to surprise us by scurrying across the path we were on. Even stopped to look back for a while. And everytime we took that path we saw it. I happen to like reptiles. They freak Travel Buddy out tho.

Dinner was a pretty quiet affair. We had Blue Marlin and Barracuda for dinner. Tasty, but a little tough. Bought a bottle of wine as well to indulge. And chatted with a few of the islanders and more drinks before calling it a night. How I wanted a cigar then...

The night sky was just simply awesome btw. I haven't seen so many starts in years. Just imagine diamonds spread all over a wide black cloth. Clear and endless from the beach where I sat and had a few thoughts. The waves sounded so soothing as well. I would have loved to spend the night on the beach if the morning promised not to fry my ass.

TB was a little tipsy so she doesn't recall smacking, kicking and punching me in her sleep or nagging me to off the air conditioning after she stole the whole blanket away from me. At least she didn't throw me off the bed. My attempts to fool her, saying that she was really drunk and running along the beach topless didn't work.

Friday 15.

We were quite reluctant to get out of bed as it was rather early. But we had to catch the 12pm boat out of the island, and thought that we'd make use of the time left we had on the island. Or so we thought.

Breakfast, chit chat and reading took up most of our morning and before you know it we were packed and ready to head back.

Goodbye :(



The boat ride back was awesome. I swear that the boat was faster than the one we came in. TB kept hiding behind me because she was afraid of getting wet. But I was having an awesome time. Flying over waves with the sea air in my hair.

And so back on the mainland, we got a cab and headed to the airport.

Tim - You'd think they'd just round up the cab fare to a nice number like RM70...

TB - Why la?

Tim - The current cab fare is quite the bad shape.

TB - RM67?

Tim - Luk chat, lol.

TB - HAHAHA!

So at the airport, our flight was supposed to be at 3.10pm. At 3pm... TB receives a text message...


"URGENT! Budget Airlines Flight bla bla bla from Kota Bharu to Kuala Lumpur on 15 April is now retimed to 6.10pm. For more info please call bla bla bla our airline sucks."


OMG! I went up to the information counter.

Tim - Excuse me, we just got this text regarding our flight. Apparently it has been delayed.

Counter Guy - Ya.

Tim - So we have to wait for 3 hours?

Counter Guy - Ya.

Tim - You dumbass motherfucker! You can't stop fucking us over with delayed flights and can't you fucking think of another answer and be more fucking helpful instead of just replying to me "ya?". Just die motherfucker!

No of course I didn't say that. Even if I very much wanted to...

So here I am thinking "Oh no la... What the fuck am I going to do for 3 hours in a Kelantan airport!??"

I shall just sit and read in the really uncomfortable chairs they have there. That's what and all I could do. I'm not going to even bother to complain about the flight anymore, or put up the pic I took of a guy who was snoring next to TB. Just that I got home at 9pm + from the airport. Sure there were total fuckups, but the time in between on the island was just awesome.

Till next time Perhentian...

2007 Sucks...

I'm seriously on the verge of declaring 2007 to be the worst year in my life. Given that illness, heartache, disappointments are part and parcel of everyday life, and there are definitely people out there much worse off than I am, I just want to vent and rant.

2 Days back... Mother fuckers who hijacked our ideas and revamped our concept for your own fucking benefit. Fuck you guys. I'm just glad that you fools failed to grasp how big this could be. You can keep your puny revamp because I think what we have in mind is still much, much bigger. Oh yea, we didn't tell you everything about it! Oh well...

And yesterday, more mother fuckers drugged my dog, broke into my house, ransacked it, left it in a mess... all in fucking broad daylight. I didn't lose much, just a few gold chains that were in the safe. Mom and step dad are feeling the pinch more. And as for the dog... I know he's pretty useless. He prob was happy when he got drugged.

My friend told me not to worry when I was ranting to her... "It's only a quarter of the year." she said.

My reply... "That's what I'm afraid of..."

But nevermind, there are still options available. Just much more work involved now. Oh, and the 21st of April is going to be fun :D

Guy talk...

Two people who are bored and have absolutely nothing to do at work chatting...


- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
i wonder what condom testers go through

hanjie says:
i dont think they actually use real people to test it ok !

hanjie says:
thats just sick

hanjie says:
its like sexdolls getting screwed by QC before being sold

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
thats y im wondering

hanjie says:
sick sick sick

hanjie says:
hmmm yeah good question how to test it but still remain unused

hanjie says:
maybe its tested and rolled up again to make it seem like its a new piece...

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
and our population would exceed 10 bil by now cuz no one would want to use em

hanjie says:
what ppl dont know wont hurt them now would it

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
ure initial thinking is worse than my curiosity of what condom testers do

hanjie says:
of course a used condom does not neccessary mean it does not work as well now does it

hanjie says:
your curiousity was what drove me to think of this predicament

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
the user manual in the packets always advise to throw them away after used

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
durability must have gone down after testing and personal usage

hanjie says:
ahahhahha

hanjie says:
that may be a safe assumption to go with

hanjie says:
of course they dont encourage ppl to share condoms ler in case u transmit disease via sharing

hanjie says:
then again if the QC is clean from anything, you really wouldnt know if it's been used or not

hanjie says:
another weird question

hanjie says:
why do men have nipples ?

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
for ppl like violence to pinch

hanjie says:
AHAHAHAHHAHAH!

Another day...

Totally knocked out yesterday after dinner and wine with Darling Terri and Dianamite. And woke up extra early today for no apparent reason. Somehow I feel great today. I mean, yea... it's like one of those days that nothing ruins your mood.

It's going to be such a long day, so I reckon it's good that I'm looking forward to alot of things. Work on the projects later should be fun. Got a few pics from tha holiday, compliments from the Travel Buddy. But I'll wait for the pictures from the waterproof cam before doing my entry.

There's nothing great about today, yet somehow it feels like it. Even if I am peeling argh!

Why...

When I come back, everything seems to point back in the same damn direction! It's not supposed to be like this dammit! Sure the world is only so big, but don't remind me of this shit pls pls pls! I need to leave this behind... Or at least fix it... I guess... Soon... Tim you fool...Sigh.

And will my colleagues stop patting my burned shoulders! Argh!

Yo!

Got back yesterday from me holiday... loads of bitching and funny stuff to tell. And my travel buddy and I didn't bring a camera... So we made do with just a camera phone and a waterproof camera for our scuba shit.

Stupid fishes...

Will write one long update when the pics come in.

There I go...

I want my cigars, I want my bright sunshine, I want my salty sea air, I want the sand between my toes, I want the sea breeze kissing my face, I want to fucking relax!

But I also will take some time to think and plan for the projects. Because I'm not content with just earning money. I want to make money!!! I don't really mind it. Working on a beach with a cool drink while puffing on a cigar works fine with me.

But I think my travel buddy might have something to say about me doing work on this trip though :p

No fucking idea if they have wireless internet there. So if they don't, see you peeps when I get back.

Out!

One more day...

Yesterday night at Mambo was boring, but still it was Joey's birthday... What the heck eh? Started having a bit more fun after Renay arrived and who do I bump into but Xenia :) Sorry la didn't call you :p

Darling Joyce was there also with MissMalaysiaMel. Then it dawned upon me that Joyce's birthday is THIS WEEKEND! And I won't be around! NOOOOOOOOO!!! So yea, she taunted me a little on how I'm so missing out... I KNOW!!! :(

Darling AJ's birthday is this weekend also :(

And because of some fantastic news, I shall be doing some work when I get the fuck out of KL :D

Fucking off tomorrow! Woot!

A day in the life...

Yesterday I miraculously finished work early. So I decided that I'd call SantaKel out for dinner. He said sure why not, and off to Mid Valley I went to meet him. Called the dude when I got there and he told me he'll be out of office in 20 minutes. So k, 20 minutes with nothing to do in a mall. I decided to drop by MPH. BIG MISTAKE! 6 books purchased later SantaKel finally gets his arse out of office to meet me.

So then he broke the news to me that he had to go to Subang for dinner cuz Mei was there. Fine, we'll have dinner in Subang. On the way there...


SantaKel - I can't believe you are going to Subang with me for dinner.

Timstone - Actually I don't believe it either...


After dinner I decided to look Jacq up, since I haven't seen her for a while. She was meeting some of her mates and she hadn't eaten her dinner yet. So fine, I'll accompany her I thought. A little bit of catching up and some questions I was reluctant to answer later she said she'd send me home since it was raining.

I really appreciate it Jacq. I don't know why you're so nice to me. Even that time last year when I sprained my ankle and you came all the way to take me to the doc after your classes. You are such a dear.

And early this morning, I witness the most scintillating display of attacking football I've seen for years. They were even kind enough to let the away fans have a goal :p Man United 7 Roma 1. Breathtakingly brilliant.

Being sick fucking sucks. What the hell is wrong with me? I'm never usually this sick, and even if I was it never lasts this long. I've lost so much weight some of my clothes dont fit anymore. I'm coughing like a motherfucker so badly in the mornings that it hurts like someone stabbed me with a spoon. Some friends are telling me to take care of myself more and to take things easy with the work, 2 projects and lack of sleep. Them peeps think I'm pushing myself too hard? I'm still walking ain't I?

I need my holiday away from this place. Unless they decide to quarantine me in the airport...

Cowabunga?

Ninja turtles? More like tree frogs man with all that jumping!

Counting down tha days ta fucking Friday!

She found it!

babygirl says:
GOUDA'S GILDE!

babygirl says:
thats the name rite?

babygirl says:
:)

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
YES!!!

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
you found it!

babygirl says:
kekee

babygirl says:
tell me im the best

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
i bow down to your greatness

babygirl says:
i saw the box at my work

babygirl says:
whahahahaa

babygirl says:
tyty

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
all hail jois, waffle goddess

babygirl says:
yes!

The Dutch connection pulled through! Now hurry and bring my waffles back!

For the love of you...

And when I thought that nothing would cheer me up yesterday, something actually did. Them peeps were playing their usual game of lame ass Dota. And with me wanting to have no part in it, just hopped about from seat to seat pestering everyone to go for a drink. Obviously my pleas fell on deaf ears. Yum cha instead of Dota? I was talking gaming treason!

And so I continued bugging them peeps till I spotted Silly Tipsy playing something else other than Dota. How refreshing perhaps for a moment I thought. Alas she was playing something worse! WORLD OF WARCRAFT! Sorry friends, we've lost Choon to the land of virtual reality. Leave a message and she'll get back to you when she can. But wait! Something was playing from her PC... a song!

Not too long ago I remember, I thought that this song would be awesome to be dedicated to a certain someone. That plan obviously didn't materialize. I don't think this song should bring me many fond thoughts, but I still think it's just beautiful.

Isley Brothers - For The Love Of You. Now this is timeless. I remember Joss Stone doing a cover of this song in her 'The Soul Sessions' album (think Whitney Houston did one as well), and I loved it just as much then. Well like I said, timeless... To me anyway :)

Mean?

Yes I am.

You should have seen his face. Twas as if he was afraid I'd chew on him and spit him out to be fed to the monsters that are the Bangsar rats.

I'm feeling very bitter today. Don't ask why.

This weekend is boring...

I have no idea how I ended up talking on the phone for almost 4 hours last night. Found out quite a few interesting things though, ho ho. Sure I was bored as hell since everyone just wanted to game game game aRRGGHh! What a waste of a Friday night.

And tonight was just salvaged by a last minute decision to go watch TMNT with Azrin, Silly Tipsy and them peeps. And that's if we get tickets. I think it'll be quite crap. Turtle power my ass. I'll prob just watch it to hear them say 'Cowabunga'. But it's better than nothing I guess. I need to find more coffee kaki's...

Because I believe now that the world sucks.

Counting down...

I should probably burn out by this weekend. Getting by 3 - 4 hours of sleep a day for the whole week isn't exactly the best way to go about things when you're working, been ill and have other commitments outside after. Some people have been telling me that I need to take better care of myself. No shit! I'm just hoping that all this stuff I'm doing now will be rewarding in the end.

F1 weekend is here again. I'm beginning to think I should take up one of those paddock passes that I can possibly attain every year one day just to check out the scenes, even if I'm so not an F1 fan. Or I could just sell the pass for a few grand and live easy for a while :p

7 more days! 7 more days before I get the hell out of KL for a long overdue holiday! 7 more days till I get out of this wretched place for some fun, sun and er... much needed unwinding.

Counting down them fucking days yo!

Going to Mambo with Tart is LAME!

What is wrong with 2 people when they just decide to go to Mambo anyway, and open a bottle and just drink between the two of them. LAME! That's what it's called. And as always, our president also damn fail ha ha.

And when we left early all the shit started happening... PIGS! PIGS! PIGS! The shit that went down last night was fucking unbelievable! And it could only happen when I'm with you la Tart! You damn gila jinx la. But in the end, we got lucky yea :)

Glad you dropped by, Violence. Was fun hanging out with you even if it was for a bit :D Mmmm... Legs :D Ha ha! I want them pictures!

And tonight, meeting for another project with them peeps. When is tha damn money gonna come in!

Get away...

Because I think I need one, and I know she wants one. Because I need to get away from KL, and she wants to well... drink.

Leaving this wretched desolate place?

Seeing how we're both pretty sick with the shit that has been going down for us the past month or so, we've both decided to just get the fuck out of KL and enjoy some sun, sand and sea. To just disappear from the world for a while...

I've got to get a new book to read while I lame on the beach, she's gonna try and fit into her bikini.

Looking forward to next week. One long weekend away from everyone and everything... And before you even ask...

Yes, I'm bringing Kermit even though he can't swim...

Timmy Eyebhags and Kermit Kichaine...

Timstone says:
im trying not to giggle at that stupid picture you took of me

Bamboo Fuchsia :: Beach Baby :: says:
imagine myself... you're my phone's wallpaper...

Timstone says:
omg! take it off !

Bamboo Fuchsia :: Beach Baby :: says:
why?

Bamboo Fuchsia :: Beach Baby :: says:
it makes me laugh