Because I'm bored...

I present to ye... Reasons why advertising is like porn.


- You shouldn't stay in the same position for too long.

- If it's good, it transcends language.

- Working in the industry will affect your family life at some point.

- It creates careers for art-school dropouts.

- The same concepts are endlessly recycled.

- You fast-forward through the boring stuff.

- The Internet took it to a whole new level.

- It's hard to transition out of.

- They both have weird self-congratulatory award shows.

- Only the people who create it are delusional enough to call it art.

Steph Stickers takes me down memory lane...

Stickers reminded me of a funny (she calls it mean) thing I did before last year.

After getting my yearly supply from The Dutch Connection, I promised Stickers that I would save one full pack for her. But due to much generosity on my part in sharing with them peeps the supply diminished at an alarming rate.

Hence I told Stickers that the longer she took to collect, the more I'm tempted to eat them. And since she could not confirm on a time to collect, I provided the motivation.

I told her that I would eat one waffle for everyday that she failed to collect (you can insert her horrified scream sound effect anywhere you deem fit). So day after day and waffle after waffle... She finally collected. And in the end there were only 3 left... 3!

So she came up with a plan to savour them for as long as she could... And so she kept them away. Unfortunately she failed to take notice of the expiry date and when she did decide to have one... I'm not sure how they looked then but you can prob picture some moldy sick looking waffle.

She actually called and complained to me... All I did was have a good laugh.
So yes, every time after that she's quite the fast in collecting.

So hurry up and collect your pack woman!

Gone Lyrical.

Joy! And all things good...

Because I know that The Dutch Connection is such a dear... And that she knows that I'll so bully her for the duration of her trip if she didn't get me these...

Joy and all things good!

Gone Lyrical.

Just for fun...

Because Darling Joyce is promoting Heineken's contest to watch Chelsea in KL for free, I've decided to have a bit of fun.



I lurve you Joyce ;D

The Dutch Connection returns...

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
THE WAGGLES HAVE ARRIVEEEEEDDD

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
erm..

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
*waffles

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
see im so estatic till cant spell prop

jois has arrivedddddddd says:
LOL

jois has arrivedddddddd says:
omg i totally forgot about ur waffles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
i will so kick u back to holland!

My first local band CD...

Good stuff...

What else could happen...

Really... Sigh.