Wed, Thur, Fri, Sat. Phew...

It has been an exhausting if not enjoyable few days...

Wednesday.

Met up wih Yiing (worlds most dangerous woman) and Sara (her sidekick) at laundry for a drink of wine before heading off to Mambo@Velvet with them. Met up with Terri and Diana there, an evening with just the girls... how much better can it get? Or so I thought... Super pinching lets hurt Tim cuz it's fun combo was executed. I should have known it would happen with the company I was with (DOH!). So to summarize it all, company was great, evening was fun... casuatlies... bout a dozen pinches and 2 bites to my face. Told a few friends about it later on msn. Some ridiculed me (yes, you Daph lol) while others were more like " Wah! Violence towards men." Bhalls... More like Brutality To Tim!

Thursday.

My day off ZzZzz...

Friday.

The 'After Party' of Nic's 22nd birthday at Laundry Bar. I can't remember the last time we managed to gather such a big group of close friends in ages. With the exception of maybe 3 - 4 people, everyone was there! There was dancing & music, drinking & laughter, pictures & poses. I miss times like these. Got home bout 3+ am and was asked to go hang out at Bangkung Park because Diana was apparently drunk. Ended up going home at 6 am. 'Die la' I thought as I had a long Saturday ahead... Oh yes, somehow managed to sprain my finger as well. Will there be no end to these injuries!

Saturday.

Had to meet up with Trib and SantaKel for lunch, but not before stopping by Machines@Megamall for it's launch. Soon after had to rush all the way to Subang for dodgeball (forget the sprained finger and recently recovered sprained ankle!). Was supposed to head to the fun fair at BU but I figured everyone was too tired to go. Tonight, a gathering of friends for our weekly poker session. I'm pretty much dead tired after dodgeball but hey, it's the weekend isn't it?

Party Animals

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest."

The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The elephant looked at his razor blade, mirror and lines. He then tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you."

The lion answered, "This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy."

Things Woman Say.

FINE.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING.
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD.
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH.
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY.
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS.
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

You Never Know What To Expect.

Some friends went for a massage... and one of them went commando.


Tim - So, did the aunty pinch your arse?

Santa - Lol. No, but when she massaged down low she almost cupped them a few times. Highly sensual. Siok.

Tim - Ahhh, only if she were a more attractive woman eh.

Santa - Yea... Lol Pang didnt know I was naked in the same room as him. Bwahahaha!

Tim - Imagine the nightmares he would have if he knew earlier.

Santa - He would've fucked off and demand for another room wei. Lol what he doesn't know wont hurt him.

Tim - Very devious.

Still Alive But Barely Walking.

Amazing how I've had so much time on my hands and yet, I've never really bothered blogging lately with all the stuff I've been doing and places I've been hanging out at.

I need to find a job to pass my time. Countless hours of sitting at the mamak till the reaaaally late hours of the morning isn't making my financial situation any better. Leaping 8ft off a platform while helping a friend with his photography project and spraining my ankle in the process cartainly didn't help at all. On top of that the picture wasn't even nice.

Walking up and down stairs has been a nightmare, friends accidentally kicking my ankle has been a pain. Glad that it's much better now and I don't have to use a walking stick to go about anymore.

I've recently involved myself in a weekly session of a story telling game called Demon: The Fallen. I love the idea of roleplaying and putting my friends into shit or even using them to my benefit. And I can get away with it muahaha. I'm mean? Hey, I play the role of a demon. What do you expect?

I'm Such A Killjoy..

Phexius - I'm giddy with joy today.

Timstone - Stop smoking crack.

Phexius - ... No no! This is the part where you ask " Why is that?"

Timstone - And that rhymes with "Stop smoking crack."

Phexius - ...

An Audience With Her Majesty The Queen.

Kanch - Hey Tim!

Tim - Yes, your majesty?

Kanch - Haha, where got majesty all. Did u manage to say bye to Louis? Or did he?

Tim - I sent him my humble goodbyes last night around 4 am because I knew I'll be too tired to call him today.

Kanch - Ohh yeah he mentioned in his sleep I think. I think he said wanted to meet up with you.

Tim - In... his... sleep...?

Kanch - Ahaha yea while he was sleeping.

Tim - He was talking about seeing me as... he... was... sleeping...?

Kanch - Ahuh yea. So sweet ah.

Tim - I'd find it disturbing.

Kanch - Stupid Tim... Ha ha ha ha.

Another Birthday.

To Tha World's Most Dangerous Woman...

Happy Birthday Chan Yan Yiing!

Will I Survive July?

It's been an injury filled July so far for me. It seems that I can't seem to keep myself from getting injured one way or another.

First I hurt my back while playing football. Facing my goal and with an opponent behind me I attempted to clear the ball by juggling it a few times and clearing it with an overheard kick.With the ground being hard and dry as it was a hot day, I failed to cushion my fall and landed on my lower back. It's still giving me problems. Substitute pls.

Next would be how I hurt my knee. I was hanging out at my friends place till late one night and when the time came for me to leave, we chilled at his main door for a bit. Now he has this wooden bench just outside his main door which I failed to notice as the porch lights were not on. So there I was chatting with him for a bit before leaving and as I turned to walk towards the gate I rammed my knee into the bench. It's quite ok now.

So now you' d think I'd be in pretty bad shape with a bad back and a slightly busted knee and that I'd take things easy. That's what I thought. So I just went to watch a few friends play futsal. Having no football gear or anything with me you'd think I'd just sit back and enjoy the show. But no... I had to get talked into playing futsal.

Thinking as this was mixed teams as a few girls were there I figured why not? I'll prob just walk and pass the ball. No running, no fancy skills and no shooting. Should be alright. How wrong was I. I played barefoot as I was wearing slippers before. One time I was in possession of the ball and slowly walking to the side of the court to give myself more space and options who to pass to, Mary decided to run across me and try to win the ball. Instead she missed and trotted on my foot (insert *Crunch! sound effect here). That was pretty much the end of futsal for me. Apparently she and a few others heard the crunching sound and she felt really bad after. Fortunately it's just some swelling and no bones broken.

And So...

So we have finally concluded what has been a very average world cup and imo, the referee's provided more entertainment with their comic refereeing. But hats off to Italy. Best team overall by far.

So perhaps I've neglected this blog yet again. I shall now try to recall some rather silly stuff / conversations what took place while I went missing.


On our way to Poppy Garden one night...

Kanch - OMG is that a naked man over there under the flyover?

Tim - WHA...?

Louis - OH TIM WHY'D YOU LOOK?? THE CATS OUT OF THE BAG NOW! CALLING ME GAY ALWAYS AND LOOK AT YOUR REACTION WHEN KANCH MENTIONED THERE WAS A NAKED GUY THERE.

Tim - Pffft pls. It's quite a startling statement for anyone to say. Not everyday someone spots a naked guy in the open.

Louis - NO NO NO!!! IT OUT IN THE OPEN NOW! YOU LIKE MEN!!

Kanch - If that were true Louis why are you so happy and excited about it?

Louis - . . . . . . . .

Tim - Ha ha ha.


And another time not too long ago via SMS...


Lyn - Starbucks at 5 Tim. ***** asked me so it'd be great if you could come too ;)

Tim - Nah... I'll just mind my own business and let the 2 of you catch up on things :D

Lyn - You know I'll never forgive you.

Tim - Did you say Starbucks at 5?


That's about all I can remember for now... more to come I guess.

Ah yes. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAIN!!! Prepare yourself for Saturday!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!