A letter to Jois...

Dear Dutch Connection (aka Waffle Goddess),

In light of current events which will soon lead you to the country of handsome people like Nic and annoying people like me, I would humbly (and shamelessly) wish to place an order of the regular treats which you graciously bestow upon my pitiful being (yes i am talking about waffles) every time during your long awaited returns to the land of mamaks, bad drivers and durians (that's one loooong sentence).

While I understand space may be a major issue come this trip, I have taken the initiative to offer you the perfect solution to the problem. It's really quite simple, all you have to do is leave something like a bag or a couple of shoes behind to accommodate room for the goods. The best part about this, is that this will also give you a reason to shop when you touch down ( e.g. "Oh I'm one pair of shoes short, I'll buy a NEW pair"). As you can see, this will result in a win - win situation for both parties.

Hope you take the matter into deep consideration, as you have the absolute chance of making someone happy (ok, ok 2 people happy) come end of this year.

Best regards,
The Waffle Monster.

Rambling Idiots...

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
dfagqhehb...

Super Steph says:
oeahroeuthuht

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
wepgg kjksf wksfhnsd!!!!!

Super Steph says:
aweuaohreuhoaue??? aowiuehaowuhr!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
dgofjfjf jgjofof fiedfied :(

Super Steph says:
iouiusehuheuhueowuajlaskjpp ;)

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
ghug ghug! :D :D :D

Super Steph says:
dhno dhno

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
em... olbigsgios gghk sgsdgdsp hfpfvik?

Super Steph says:
shctwrvrk voiushk nuchkspe aiwohlskept

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
im posting this on my blog with the title 'rambling idiots'

Super Steph says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HE SPEAKS!!!

Super Steph says:
for a moment i thought Oh god i hope he's not writing some Slovakian language you just picked up

Super Steph says:
cos then i would look like an idiot

Super Steph says:
but luckily you are still an idiot

Super Steph says:
hahahahah

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
thanks

Super Steph says:
awww!

Super Steph says:
hahahahhaa

Super Steph says:
cheer up!

Super Steph says:
aowriuahuehej !!! ok?!?!? aowiruhreouhrefH!!!!

November Day Seven...

And she leaves me speechless,
Every single time she walks by.
And tho it's been a few years,
She still never fails to catch my eye.

That special someone,
Who makes hearts skip a beat.
A joy to be with,
Someone I'm always glad to meet.

And I can't help but smile,
Every time she is near.
Because I'll never find anyone,
Who I adore so dear.

So best wishes are in store,
For the princess from heaven.
And what better time to celebrate,
Than November day seven.



Happy Birthday Princess :)

In progress... Part 2

Part 2 complete... Woot!

Sorry ladies...

Bleh...

ZzZzz...

Yawnnzz...

Your biggest competition for my affection is here... :D

In progress...

Part 1 done.

Now to work on the rest...

Minature Conflicts...

My conversation with Nic...



I say:
yaaaaaaawn

Nic says:
haha

Nic says:
i am licking envolopes n putting my flyers in

Nic says:
if u think ur bored

I say:
dont lick la

I say:
get a saucer n put water in it

I say:
n just use ure fingers

I say:
kena one paper cut then u know

Nic says:
hahaha oh yeah hor

Nic says:
never thought of papercut



And suddenly...



jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
WTF !

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
he listens to YOU but not to ME!

I say:
huh?

I say:
about?

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
i told him to use water way before you told him

I say:
oh... haha

I say:
i'm more convincing

I say:
i added in the possibility of papercuts

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
yeah but i told him because its gross to lick!

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
not enough reason meh =_=

I say:
i think papercuts would hurt hell lots more

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
ok ok fine

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
u both suck!

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
the end!

For the Princess...

If I could catch rainbows,
I'd do it just for you.
Share with you it's colours,
On the days you're feeling blue.

If I could take your troubles,
I'd toss them into the sea.
But yet I find that,
These things are impossible for me.

I can't throw problems,
Or catch rainbows to be fair.
What I can do tho,
Is be a friend who's always there.

Smile Princess, Smile...

Oh that diamond studded sky,
Telling me bout dreams and wishes.
And I find myself here,
Thinking fondly of the princess.

That special person,
Who lights up the world all around.
And of her voice I've said before,
Simply the most beautiful sound.

Be that person,
The one I'll always adore.
And smile that smile,
That lights my world even more.

Because you know I love you...

Grab the calendar,

Check the date.

It's your birthday,

Time to celebrate!

Music and dance,
Presents to be found.
And also them loved ones,
With drinks all around.

So have a blast darling,
I know you will.
For those years to come,
Timmy will love you still.

Happe Birthdei Darling Debbie!!!

And because just one can never be enough... Gone Lyrical.