The Boys Are Off And Buddy 9 Brings Bad Luck.

Was supposed to go for lunch with Corean and Billie today, but the two pigs decided to sleep extra long and I had to eventually find my own lunch. Just as my luck would have it just as I finish eating Buddy 9 calls and asks if I'd like to go out for lunch... lovely. It was drizzling by the time he got to my place. So as we headed to Hartamas to meet up with Mabuksss, StRyKeR and Tipsy we decided to have a smoke while in the car. So down came the windows and we lit up the Dunhills. Buddy 9 decided to say something stupid like " What if a car were to drive by and splash water over us?"... Instantly *SPLASHHHHHHHHH...!* A car did drive by and splash water onto us and as the windows were down because we were smoking... *insert funny pic of TiMStoNe™ and Buddy 9 drenched* To top it off it started raining again as well... *sigh.

Nic and the guys will be off to China tomorrow morning *sobs... Jings, I want to see that BIG BIG BIG smile of yours when u get back. Gen, stay cool and just play. Don't let small things piss you off man. NoName, like Nic said look presentable. THAT MEANS NO SINGLETS! StRyKeR, buy something nice for Tipsy while you're there kays haha.Nic... everything that I can say I've said to you before. Just do your best. It's all I ask of you. You're already a winner kiddo. I just hope you come back with the guys as champions. GL - NBTD -5D*!!! Better keep me bloody updated! Oh yea... Since Corean is tagging along with u guys u all can make him carry your luggage muahahaa...!!!

Will see you people when y'all get back!

There Goes The Weekend And Where The F*ck Are My CD's !?!?!

This shit is just too funny. Taken from my friends blog about a conversation he had with his gay mate.


His Friend - Let's hold hands

My Friend - WHAT?

His Friend - No, seriously. I feel cold.

My Friend - Stick your hands in your crotch then, goddammit.

His Friend - That's only for warranted occasions *smiles*

My Friend - Warranted? ROFL, who the f*ck uses the word warranted in a normal conversation? and WTF dude, cut it out.

His Friend - I dream constantly of men sloshing around me, licking my body all over while singing songs bout me.

My Friend - Are you trying to tell me something here?

His Friend - I want you to be one of those men.

My Friend - I think we should stop hanging out. Altogether.


Had tea with Nic today. Lil kiddo's off to China on Friday with StRyKeR, NoName, Jings and Gen. Dude's got sponsored to go all the way there to compete in some Counter Strike tourney with big big money. 20 BIG ONES USD!!! That's if they manage to go all the way *fingers crossed!*. So yea... I figure it's gonna be quite a boring weekend for me.


Looked around my room today and to my dismay found out that I'm missing CD's and a few anime's. So if anyone out there who reads this shit I put up know where my Judgement Night Soundtrack, Layzie Bone CD, Bulworth Soundtrack and Ninja Scroll VCD are... pls f*cking return them!!!

And I Wonder.

A friend called me Byron and SantaKel told Corean that I had 'Hustler Stories' to tell. WTF!!!

Went to Mega Mall today with Buddy 9 to look for a TV for his room. But we went to Chilli's for a late lunch first. Saw an old schoolmate working part time there. Asked for a discount but he couldn't give us one. Ahh at least I tried eh... Had something like a conversation about older women, skanks, tricks and them jezebels which u all don't have to know about ha ha.

Trying to find peeps to go watch Madagascar but everyone seems undecided for now.
Trying to find out why suddenly my friends back from overseas think I have hustler stories to tell.
Trying to find a time when everyone can head for Buddy 9's home for a house session as his folks are away for a few days.

Wondering why suddenly friends have taken such an interest of what I have been up to when they were gone.
Wondering why I get wierd calls in the morning from someone who thinks my grandmother just passed away.
Wondering why am I getting tagged with wierd names lately.

BBQ Dinner And SantaKel Is Lost Forever.

I'm now at my grandma's house, almost unable to move because I have made an absolute pig of myself indulging in a rather delightful BBQ dinner because it is my uncle's birthday. It's such a shame that I pigged out too much too early. Lamb with thick mint sauce, chicken with super gravy, baked potatoes, prawns, corn on the cob, squid... I thought I was being spoiled for choice. but as my dumb luck would have it after I finished and felt like exploding, they decided to tell me that there was steak and smoked fish as well. WTF! Why couldn't they tell me earlier! So I just sit there and practically sulk while the rest of the family enjoyed *bleh...

Went to Bar Blonde yesterday night. It's been quite a while since we went out to party. Was nice to see AJ again and her sis Brenda after so long. Buddy 9 got pwned by Sharon in drinking games. Disappointing I must say, so we decided to give him a chinese name haha. But it was fun hanging out again, and I even managed to talk lovely Sharon to take me to Burger King to bungkus some food before we went back ho ho!

Part of a conversation with a friend of mine who has totally lost it...


SantaKel - GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Me - Ha ha WTF? Where did that come from?

SantaKel - Lol I just downloaded the song... ahaha, nostalgia beb.

Me - Suddenly I'm not too sure about you. Listening to Power Rangers and calling me beb...

SantaKel - Please. I also have The A-Team theme, Voltron, Thundercats and even My Little Pony.

Me - You're totally losing it. Joyce's influence is getting to you. Soon you'll behaving fairy tattoo's on you as well.

SantaKel - Hardly. She listens to gay guitarish shyte, while I listen to real macho theme songs.

Me - My Little Pony... ?

SantaKel - ... um... yeah.






* Happy Birthday Nik Ina Naslisa!

Boring, Boring Friday.

I went home at 6.30 am in the morning. WTF! And woke up at 11 am WTF AGAIN!!!

Well, woke up today and found out that Buddy 9 discovered that I had changed his nickname last night and decided that his nickname today would be "Farker! Tims A Stalker!". I don't know where he got that from. Usually he calls me pimp or playa. No idea where he got those from either.

Will be heading back to Bangsar later to meet up with Yahooo, Diana, Mabuksss, Buddy 9, Han G and most prob StRyKeR and Tipsy. And I thought that it was gonna be another boring Friday night. No plans, no nothing till I got the call. Thank God for friends.

Corean is back from Scotland. The dude might be off to Zouk tonight but I don't really fancy going unless it's for Ghetto Heaven. And I haven't even gone for that in quite a while. I really need to get a life soon. Bumming in a cyber cafe most of the time isn't very productive and savings will soon be running short. So yes, I need to look harder for a job.

The insanely beautiful ladies will be back soon. Lady Lyn from Ireland, Munster, Munchkin and Vampress from Perth. I can almost picture the havoc, but still they're all fabulous great gals. Will be fun hanging out with them again.

Nothing really much to write about today... Perhaps my outing with my mates will prove more eventful.

What's In A Nick?

Nic, Nain and I were fooling around with our MSN nicknames...

Mine - Nic Wants To Bear My Kids And Nain Wants To Nurse Them!

Nic - Tim And Nain Want Me So Bad!

Nain - Tim And Nic Are Fucking Good Looking!


I think only Nain's nick speaks the truth.

A Very Special Lady.

Sitting dressed in white looking at her surroundings. How convenient it was that there was a spotlight just above her. Looking so much like an angel out of heaven. I don't know why I did it... but somehow I found myself shaking her hand and introducing myself. I knew her brother a while before I even laid eyes on her. Strange how I never asked or spoke top her before that. Little did I know I was introducing myself to a person who would mean so much to me and inevitably be so very much part of my life.

I didn't pay much attention to her at first, but the something about her caught my eye as I saw more of her. I started conversations, asked her out for drinks and supper. The more time I spent with her the more fond I became of her. Strong, passionate, talented and simply beautiful. The only problem is that she didn't believe any of it. I wasn't one to let her lack of self confidence deter her from fulfilling her potential, and I saw a lot of it in her. She was always one I could share my problems with. Through troubled and hard times she was always a person I could turn to when others had turned their backs on me. We had our problems as well but I am thankful that I did not let my temper get the better of me. I don't even want to wonder what would have become between us if we didn't have a very important talk at one point when we were going through a very bad patch in our friendship. But through it all it only made our relationship and understandings for each other stronger.

How I miss those conversations with her on her balcony. How I still laugh at the times when she and her brother nearly got caught by their mom for smoking in the house and they point their fingers at me instead of admitting their faults. The walks, the talks, the smiles, the laughs and the tears along with those little things that didn't seem to matter but still had meaning to me. Years have passed since I first met her. She has become everything I believed she would be. She might thank me for being there for her but my role was just a small part. It was all her if she just believed... and she does now. What a person she has become. Beautiful without comparison in my eyes, as loving as any person I know and wonderful in every way. Strong and confident, beautiful and kind, intelligent and humble.

I can't imagine my life without her. Days, months and years to come she will always still be on my mind and forever engraved in my heart. She will always have my love, trust and support because no matter what path life takes me through she will always be my friend, one who I can depend on. My sister, one who loves and cares like no other. My family, one who is there for me in my darkest times and looks for the best qualities in me. Never will I turn my back on her, never will I forsake her, never will I forget her. I will always love her and hold her dearly in my heart. Always Darlin...

Let It Rain.

Rain, rain and more rain... just wonderful. Now if it would only stop!

Buddy 9 told me of a funny conversation he had with StRyKeR earlier today.


S - Hey bro, when u come out later can I hitch a ride from you?

B - Eh, why suddenly you don't want to drive out?

S - No la I can't use my car.

B - Oh, why can't u use your car?

S - Because I need to go for my haircut later.

B - WTF?? What does that have to do with you not using your car?

S - Oh Shit! I mean I can't use it because later my mom might want to use it.


I have been asked to put up a tag board. Hmm... perhaps when I'm not feeling so lazy.

Episode III... *Sigh...

Star Wars Episode III was dissapointing... I should have known better... Even with todays technology, trying to make the recent 3 Star Wars movies come close to the originals is such a joke. The subtitles were jokes as well. Any idiot would know that R2 isn't bloody spelled Artoo. In fairness Episode III wasn't a total letdown. Lots of explosions, light saber fights and cool characters ran amok in the sequences which led to the coming of Darth Vader. And when he did arrive I really felt like and will smack George Lucas in the face if I ever do see him.

Here we have arguably the most wickedly sick, cool, no mercy, don't f*ck with me if you know whats good for you villain in movie history and they turned him into some pussy who shouts "Nooooooooo...!!" just shortly after he emerges. Guess that's what really ruined the show for me. WTF MAN!!! Where's the aura of invincibility about him from the other films? He doesn't even look intimidating. I felt like shouting "Noooooooo...!!!". F*uck man I could have played a better Vader. I should write to Mr. Lucas with a letter titled 'Refund to the Sith'. Other than that the movie is pretty much just average to me. Nothing there really captured me and no chance in hell in gonna come close to watching it anytime within the next 5 years. I shall seek out episodes 4, 5 and 6 and attempt to salvage something from my shattered views on Darth Vader.

Man United lost the English FA cup on penalties after dominating for long periods of the game. They just didn't finish... The story of their season...

A Little Time Spent In Town.

I had to go to KL today to meet up with Buddy 9 because he wanted someone to accompany him as the poor guy felt lonely and no one wanted to tag along with him to repair his phone. This made me remember all the reasons I don't like goin to KL by myself. The inconsiderate people, long waits, baking heat, hassle and bad smell. And that's just by taking the LRT. The dumb lady at the counter wasn't too bright or helpful either...

Tim - Ticket to Ampang please.

Dumb Lady - Sorry the train doesn't go to Ampang.

Tim - Er... Ampang Point?

Dumb Lady - Sorry no.

Tim - Ampang Park?

Dumb Lady - Ticket to Ampang Park costs 2 ringgit.

Tim - ...


Buddy 9 decided to buy me lunch because I'm such a great guy. Sent his phone for repair and then we could not decide on what to do with our spare time till when we had to pick it up. Eventually we decided to go check out the video arcades and see if anything is new there as it had been ages since we played any arcade games.

As our dumb luck would have it, just as we wanted to change some cash into small change to play some of the games a raid was conducted by some city officials. WTF?!? We've been in there for like 2 minutes and a raid takes place? K... fine we thought no big deal as they asked for out Id for inspection... No small change to play the games... Not allowed to leave even though we were waaaaaaaaay past the age limit to enter that outlet... So we just sat down there and waited and waited and waited for an hour or so... Making dumb jokes about asking them if we can get free play out of this ordeal. Eventually they returned our ID's and we decided to f*ck off from there and get Buddy 9's phone.

The misery didn't end there... traffic jam... nuff said...

*Update - Vinnie Jones as Juggernaut in X Men 3 is such a joke!