Dimssssdaleeeeeeeeeeeee!

The surprises that I have short hair never stops.

Dimsdale - WTF!? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR??

Tim - It's short now and I'm still handsome k!

Was good to catch up with him again. Haven't seen him online in bloody ages.Showed him loads of pictures of us and some of his comments were just hilarious. Like...

"Nic is always a drunk fuck. Young gun trying to be the man."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!

Glad that he's doing ok in England. Will be quite a while before he gets back and when he does, I am so going to tease him about his british accent! Muahahaa !!!

Return Of The Vampress!

The Vampress Stephy has returned! Knowing her she'll be to buzy with her bf to really find the time to meet up. Ha ha I can still remember the time I gave her a forever friends teddy on her 16th birthday. It held a little heart with the number 21 on it. I told her that it'll do till then before I get her another birthday gift. Ha ha how mean of me. And now she's 23 this year!!! She still nags me that I owe her birthday gifts. Ah well, I'll just get her an book and she'll be happy.

Friends Suggestions. Hmm...

Is it just me or are my friends beginning to think that I really need to go out with a girl?

A couple of weeks ago Lady D suggested that I go out with AJ. Not that AJ is a bad person, she is really nice and makes a hellofagood roast chicken... but then again I figure she'd tear me apart anytime I say something cocky or piss her off even if it is just a little bit. And then there's her famous million dollar cock stare to consider. Scary stuff. So yea, NO.

Then yesterday Buddy 9 asked Mabuksss in front of me what she thought of the idea of Munster and I. I nearly choked on my cigarette at that moment. I think Muns is a fabulous gal, I really do. But anyway she's got a man and I can't imagine myself in a long distance relationship. Buddy 9 decided to be funny and pester me about it for a while. Ah well that's 9 for you.

Buddy 9 is sick with the fever I think. Not that it's a good thing but I am getting some space away from his sometimes annoying corny jokes. Entertaining no doubt, but yes corny. Get well soon bro.

Mary has decided that she post up the pictures she took at Mabuksss birthday. There happens to be some pictures that I'd rather she not put up, but it's too late. Ah well, it's good for a laugh. embarrassing but yea, good for laughs. At least some people think that the pics are hot. I went "OMFG!".

Oh No!

Friday was pretty boring other than poor Nic having to endure bed jokes from Big nose and I.

Saturday was a lot more fun. Went to Buddy 9's house to chill by the poolside or soak in the jacuzzi. Just what we needed as the sun continued to piss me off with the heat. The girls were looking fabulous in their bikini's and us guys... er... we need a lot of work to be done ha ha. Went for dinner in some place 9 and Mabuksss brought us to. Seemed pleasant enough, nice posters and pictures on the wall, nice music and decent prices... then the food came and I saw the helpings... I'll probably go to the mamak next door and be more satisfied with the portions.

Vampress Steph is in Singapore now. She'll be back tonight. Oh no!

I Begin To Worry About My Friends.

9, you are without a doubt the sickest human being on the face of the planet. Scracthing you nuts and then shaking hands with the birthday boy is in fact beyond sick. Ever consider professional help? Anyway, just hope you two remembered to wash hands after ha ha.

This short conversation has left me with a lot of doubt in a very good friend of mine...


Corean - What time are you going to VA? Or you have other plans because you're so happening?

Nic - My only happening plans is having sex with my bed.

Corean - Errr...


I'm sure he meant something else but for now, I shall stay clear from these troubled individuals for a while just in case they try anything funny on me.

Buddy 9.

I told Mabuksss this - "When Mary passes me your birthday pics I'll send then to you."

She didn't hear me...

Buddy 9 told her this - "Tim said he will send you hairy dirty pics."

9, you're a good friend and a good laugh most of the time, but sometimes you're just sick and demented and should be locked up at home away from society.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAN JIE!!!

Fanboi Tim

I have watched Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas everyday since borrowed it from Mary on Friday. I still love this show even if I have seen it countless times. Stop motion animation just turns me on ha ha. I don't know what it is about Tim Burton's movies. Perhaps its the dark, eerie, weird, and sometimes controversial elements he puts into his shows. Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, James And The Giant Peach and The Nightmare Before Christmas are just my favorites from his impressive list of movies (although Tim Burton just contributed to James And The Giant Peach) . Soon to come, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory and Corpse Bride!!! Now If only I can find his 1982 stop motion animation short film 'Vincent'.

And The Day Goes On.

12.26 pm.

As much as I would like to sleep now, it is most unfortunate for me that a baby dinosaur is snoring away rather loudly on the bed to my right. I am really tired now. I probably could manage to ignore the beasts primitive sounds, but then again its massive hind legs have occupied most of the terrain leaving me with very little options on where to lay down and rest.

On top of that I'm hungry as well now. Food has been scarce in this land. I could probably make my way out of this barren wasteland but would probably suffer from the outside heat. I'd call for help but I figure no one will be out and about to help me. I shall wait.

Still Awake.

It's around 10.30 am and I'm still awake. The JPN building in Petaling Jaya is one fucked up place. Bad enough that there were fucking bees flying all over the place, but we had to wait for bloody 3 hours do renew our ID's. Nic, Big Nose, Khai Jr. and I humoured ourselves with some pretty stupid stuff while waiting. Nic even nearly fell off a chair that was broken. I was so tired I even dozed off at one point. A word of advice, to anyone who goes to renew their ID's remember 2 things...

1. Bring along something to read. It really helps to pass the time.
2. Bring a pen with you. It will really, really, really come in handy. Trust me.

As we left the building a bee decided to make friends with Nic by landing on his head. He tried swatting it off thinking it was dust or paper till I told him that it was a bee. Then he practically did some tribal rain dance jumping about and frantically waving his arms around his head trying to get the bee off. In the end the silly insect got the message and left.

I'm gonna try and get some snoozes now.

GG part 2.

It is now 5.05 am. I still am not home. I am at Corean's mercy. I shall nag him to drop me home, wait for me as I take a shower, and then drop me off at Center Point. There I shall buy the morning newspaper and sit at the mamak where I know the fucking vampires are because it's the only place that will be open other than 7-11. I shall go take my ID pic looking Timstoned and regret it everytime I look at my ID. GG.