lainey says:
lemme check if i've a lot to do today anot first
I say:
yup
I say:
check on workload first
lainey says:
i scared the moment i leave then suddenly everyone wants a piece of the planner
I say:
arent i desirable
I say:
erm...
I say:
you
I say:
i mean YOU
lainey says:
hahahahaha
lainey says:
AHAHAHAH
lainey says:
if only i still had a blog
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Miss Sexy Dance 2008...
So there I was in office, pretending to be busy while I'm actually Facebooking when a friend messages me...
She: You there?
Tim: Sup?
She: I need your help to be a judge at my sexy dance contest.
Tim: Ha ha ha.
Tim: Awesome.
Of course I didn't bother becoming a judge, which would have meant that I'd have to sit my ass down for the whole event (some people have work the next day ye know.). But I did decide to drop by to check out the scene just for fun. Who knows right? There might be quite a bit of eye candy in all this.
The contest actually started 45 minutes late, but due to much persuasion and puppy eyes, my friend convinced me to stay longer. Show support it seems... Yes, read 'sucker' on my forehead.
So it eventually kicked off and 11 contestants, some in rather wicked costumes, were introduced to the crowd of dirty leering men (I'm decent mind you) who probably didn't give a rats ass about the dancing. I can't remember all their names, actually I only remember 1 name in fact... But here's the breakdown.
1 insanely hot dancer who goes by the name of Amy. The only name I care to remember because seriously, the contest doesn't really matter after you've laid eyes on her. Her 'WOW' factor was probably multiplied by 3753795925 after that seductively sexy pose she gave before starting her performance. Oh, and she dances rather well too.
3 other contestants were pretty decent looking. Your above average girls who are easy on the eyes and probably would stand a chance to win if not for Amy (in my book anyway).
1 contestant looked like she just rose from the dead with the amount of makeup she had on. Combine that with how stick like she was, you can prob keep her around the house to scare away burglars. Just remember she's around so she doesn't give you a heart attack as well.
Another contestant simply had the most amazing set of boobs you might ever lay your eyes on. Sadly when she smiled I thought to myself, "Wah... This one wear braces for 10 years also cannot save." She definitely had the sexiest costume of the lot. Just hope she knows whats good for her and keeps her mouth closed.
The other 5... Well... I came to the conclusion that these are probably reasons why some guys out there are gay.
Gone Lyrical.
She: You there?
Tim: Sup?
She: I need your help to be a judge at my sexy dance contest.
Tim: Ha ha ha.
Tim: Awesome.
Of course I didn't bother becoming a judge, which would have meant that I'd have to sit my ass down for the whole event (some people have work the next day ye know.). But I did decide to drop by to check out the scene just for fun. Who knows right? There might be quite a bit of eye candy in all this.
The contest actually started 45 minutes late, but due to much persuasion and puppy eyes, my friend convinced me to stay longer. Show support it seems... Yes, read 'sucker' on my forehead.
So it eventually kicked off and 11 contestants, some in rather wicked costumes, were introduced to the crowd of dirty leering men (I'm decent mind you) who probably didn't give a rats ass about the dancing. I can't remember all their names, actually I only remember 1 name in fact... But here's the breakdown.
1 insanely hot dancer who goes by the name of Amy. The only name I care to remember because seriously, the contest doesn't really matter after you've laid eyes on her. Her 'WOW' factor was probably multiplied by 3753795925 after that seductively sexy pose she gave before starting her performance. Oh, and she dances rather well too.
3 other contestants were pretty decent looking. Your above average girls who are easy on the eyes and probably would stand a chance to win if not for Amy (in my book anyway).
1 contestant looked like she just rose from the dead with the amount of makeup she had on. Combine that with how stick like she was, you can prob keep her around the house to scare away burglars. Just remember she's around so she doesn't give you a heart attack as well.
Another contestant simply had the most amazing set of boobs you might ever lay your eyes on. Sadly when she smiled I thought to myself, "Wah... This one wear braces for 10 years also cannot save." She definitely had the sexiest costume of the lot. Just hope she knows whats good for her and keeps her mouth closed.
The other 5... Well... I came to the conclusion that these are probably reasons why some guys out there are gay.
Gone Lyrical.
Monday, June 09, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Will it...?
So I close my eyes, and open my heart...
And I wonder, if I gaze up again...
Will things be different this time...?
And I wonder, if I gaze up again...
Will things be different this time...?
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Tipsy's BBQ Delight...
I actually took some time to browse through my old junk in Multiply. And I came across a post which at the time had me in stitches when the tale was related to me...
So just to share with you peeps...
So just to share with you peeps...
| Category: | | Barbecue & Grilling |
| Style: | | Chinese |
| Special Consideration: | | Quick and Easy |
| Servings: | | Ermm...if there's anything left then I guess so. |
Description:
The Original Fire Hazard by Tipsy.
Ingredients:
Electric BBQ grill, The BBQ manual and Tipsy's kitchen.
Directions:
Accidentally plug in the electric bbq grill instead of the oven when u want to warm something up. Leave the kitchen n go to your room for a while. Come down later to find that something is burning in the kitchen. Hurry to the kitchen to be horrified that you've started a little bon fire in the kitchen with your bbq grill and bbq manual (which was on the grill).
You can tell everyone that it was an accident, but I know the truth. You were drinking weren't u Tipsy? Nyek, nyeks!
The Original Fire Hazard by Tipsy.
Ingredients:
Electric BBQ grill, The BBQ manual and Tipsy's kitchen.
Directions:
Accidentally plug in the electric bbq grill instead of the oven when u want to warm something up. Leave the kitchen n go to your room for a while. Come down later to find that something is burning in the kitchen. Hurry to the kitchen to be horrified that you've started a little bon fire in the kitchen with your bbq grill and bbq manual (which was on the grill).
You can tell everyone that it was an accident, but I know the truth. You were drinking weren't u Tipsy? Nyek, nyeks!
Hur hur...
So here I am doing the usual weekend of sitting my ass down at bux for hours and hours. The big difference this time is that I actually came here for breakfast around 8.30am.
Yes I came here THAT early... ALONE!
Well I guess it didn't help that I just couldn't sleep. Sure I tried to, but just ended up tossing about restlessly.
Don't even bother asking why...
So... as I was casually browsing peeps blogs I saw the most amazing thing...
TIPSY IS BLOGGING AGAIN!
Will wonders never cease...
Anyways... On to the book.
Laters!
Yes I came here THAT early... ALONE!
Well I guess it didn't help that I just couldn't sleep. Sure I tried to, but just ended up tossing about restlessly.
Don't even bother asking why...
So... as I was casually browsing peeps blogs I saw the most amazing thing...
TIPSY IS BLOGGING AGAIN!
Will wonders never cease...
Anyways... On to the book.
Laters!
Monday, May 05, 2008
Ye know what?
Silly little things do make people feel better... More than you can imagine.
Thank you ;)
Thank you ;)
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