Because I'm bored...

I present to ye... Reasons why advertising is like porn.


- You shouldn't stay in the same position for too long.

- If it's good, it transcends language.

- Working in the industry will affect your family life at some point.

- It creates careers for art-school dropouts.

- The same concepts are endlessly recycled.

- You fast-forward through the boring stuff.

- The Internet took it to a whole new level.

- It's hard to transition out of.

- They both have weird self-congratulatory award shows.

- Only the people who create it are delusional enough to call it art.

Steph Stickers takes me down memory lane...

Stickers reminded me of a funny (she calls it mean) thing I did before last year.

After getting my yearly supply from The Dutch Connection, I promised Stickers that I would save one full pack for her. But due to much generosity on my part in sharing with them peeps the supply diminished at an alarming rate.

Hence I told Stickers that the longer she took to collect, the more I'm tempted to eat them. And since she could not confirm on a time to collect, I provided the motivation.

I told her that I would eat one waffle for everyday that she failed to collect (you can insert her horrified scream sound effect anywhere you deem fit). So day after day and waffle after waffle... She finally collected. And in the end there were only 3 left... 3!

So she came up with a plan to savour them for as long as she could... And so she kept them away. Unfortunately she failed to take notice of the expiry date and when she did decide to have one... I'm not sure how they looked then but you can prob picture some moldy sick looking waffle.

She actually called and complained to me... All I did was have a good laugh.
So yes, every time after that she's quite the fast in collecting.

So hurry up and collect your pack woman!

Gone Lyrical.

Joy! And all things good...

Because I know that The Dutch Connection is such a dear... And that she knows that I'll so bully her for the duration of her trip if she didn't get me these...

Joy and all things good!

Gone Lyrical.

Just for fun...

Because Darling Joyce is promoting Heineken's contest to watch Chelsea in KL for free, I've decided to have a bit of fun.



I lurve you Joyce ;D

The Dutch Connection returns...

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
THE WAGGLES HAVE ARRIVEEEEEDDD

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
erm..

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
*waffles

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
see im so estatic till cant spell prop

jois has arrivedddddddd says:
LOL

jois has arrivedddddddd says:
omg i totally forgot about ur waffles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
i will so kick u back to holland!

My first local band CD...

Good stuff...

What else could happen...

Really... Sigh.

Ooppss...

lainey says:
lemme check if i've a lot to do today anot first

I say:
yup

I say:
check on workload first

lainey says:
i scared the moment i leave then suddenly everyone wants a piece of the planner

I say:
arent i desirable

I say:
erm...

I say:
you

I say:
i mean YOU

lainey says:
hahahahaha

lainey says:
AHAHAHAH

lainey says:
if only i still had a blog

Miss Sexy Dance 2008...

So there I was in office, pretending to be busy while I'm actually Facebooking when a friend messages me...


She: You there?

Tim: Sup?

She: I need your help to be a judge at my sexy dance contest.

Tim: Ha ha ha.

Tim: Awesome.


Of course I didn't bother becoming a judge, which would have meant that I'd have to sit my ass down for the whole event (some people have work the next day ye know.). But I did decide to drop by to check out the scene just for fun. Who knows right? There might be quite a bit of eye candy in all this.

The contest actually started 45 minutes late, but due to much persuasion and puppy eyes, my friend convinced me to stay longer. Show support it seems... Yes, read 'sucker' on my forehead.

So it eventually kicked off and 11 contestants, some in rather wicked costumes, were introduced to the crowd of dirty leering men (I'm decent mind you) who probably didn't give a rats ass about the dancing. I can't remember all their names, actually I only remember 1 name in fact... But here's the breakdown.

1 insanely hot dancer who goes by the name of Amy. The only name I care to remember because seriously, the contest doesn't really matter after you've laid eyes on her. Her 'WOW' factor was probably multiplied by 3753795925 after that seductively sexy pose she gave before starting her performance. Oh, and she dances rather well too.

3 other contestants were pretty decent looking. Your above average girls who are easy on the eyes and probably would stand a chance to win if not for Amy (in my book anyway).

1 contestant looked like she just rose from the dead with the amount of makeup she had on. Combine that with how stick like she was, you can prob keep her around the house to scare away burglars. Just remember she's around so she doesn't give you a heart attack as well.

Another contestant simply had the most amazing set of boobs you might ever lay your eyes on. Sadly when she smiled I thought to myself, "Wah... This one wear braces for 10 years also cannot save." She definitely had the sexiest costume of the lot. Just hope she knows whats good for her and keeps her mouth closed.

The other 5... Well... I came to the conclusion that these are probably reasons why some guys out there are gay.

Gone Lyrical.

Gone Lyrical...

Laters.