I'm Such A Killjoy..

Phexius - I'm giddy with joy today.

Timstone - Stop smoking crack.

Phexius - ... No no! This is the part where you ask " Why is that?"

Timstone - And that rhymes with "Stop smoking crack."

Phexius - ...

An Audience With Her Majesty The Queen.

Kanch - Hey Tim!

Tim - Yes, your majesty?

Kanch - Haha, where got majesty all. Did u manage to say bye to Louis? Or did he?

Tim - I sent him my humble goodbyes last night around 4 am because I knew I'll be too tired to call him today.

Kanch - Ohh yeah he mentioned in his sleep I think. I think he said wanted to meet up with you.

Tim - In... his... sleep...?

Kanch - Ahaha yea while he was sleeping.

Tim - He was talking about seeing me as... he... was... sleeping...?

Kanch - Ahuh yea. So sweet ah.

Tim - I'd find it disturbing.

Kanch - Stupid Tim... Ha ha ha ha.

Another Birthday.

To Tha World's Most Dangerous Woman...

Happy Birthday Chan Yan Yiing!