Dimssssdaleeeeeeeeeeeee!

The surprises that I have short hair never stops.

Dimsdale - WTF!? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR??

Tim - It's short now and I'm still handsome k!

Was good to catch up with him again. Haven't seen him online in bloody ages.Showed him loads of pictures of us and some of his comments were just hilarious. Like...

"Nic is always a drunk fuck. Young gun trying to be the man."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!

Glad that he's doing ok in England. Will be quite a while before he gets back and when he does, I am so going to tease him about his british accent! Muahahaa !!!

Return Of The Vampress!

The Vampress Stephy has returned! Knowing her she'll be to buzy with her bf to really find the time to meet up. Ha ha I can still remember the time I gave her a forever friends teddy on her 16th birthday. It held a little heart with the number 21 on it. I told her that it'll do till then before I get her another birthday gift. Ha ha how mean of me. And now she's 23 this year!!! She still nags me that I owe her birthday gifts. Ah well, I'll just get her an book and she'll be happy.

Friends Suggestions. Hmm...

Is it just me or are my friends beginning to think that I really need to go out with a girl?

A couple of weeks ago Lady D suggested that I go out with AJ. Not that AJ is a bad person, she is really nice and makes a hellofagood roast chicken... but then again I figure she'd tear me apart anytime I say something cocky or piss her off even if it is just a little bit. And then there's her famous million dollar cock stare to consider. Scary stuff. So yea, NO.

Then yesterday Buddy 9 asked Mabuksss in front of me what she thought of the idea of Munster and I. I nearly choked on my cigarette at that moment. I think Muns is a fabulous gal, I really do. But anyway she's got a man and I can't imagine myself in a long distance relationship. Buddy 9 decided to be funny and pester me about it for a while. Ah well that's 9 for you.

Buddy 9 is sick with the fever I think. Not that it's a good thing but I am getting some space away from his sometimes annoying corny jokes. Entertaining no doubt, but yes corny. Get well soon bro.

Mary has decided that she post up the pictures she took at Mabuksss birthday. There happens to be some pictures that I'd rather she not put up, but it's too late. Ah well, it's good for a laugh. embarrassing but yea, good for laughs. At least some people think that the pics are hot. I went "OMFG!".

Oh No!

Friday was pretty boring other than poor Nic having to endure bed jokes from Big nose and I.

Saturday was a lot more fun. Went to Buddy 9's house to chill by the poolside or soak in the jacuzzi. Just what we needed as the sun continued to piss me off with the heat. The girls were looking fabulous in their bikini's and us guys... er... we need a lot of work to be done ha ha. Went for dinner in some place 9 and Mabuksss brought us to. Seemed pleasant enough, nice posters and pictures on the wall, nice music and decent prices... then the food came and I saw the helpings... I'll probably go to the mamak next door and be more satisfied with the portions.

Vampress Steph is in Singapore now. She'll be back tonight. Oh no!

I Begin To Worry About My Friends.

9, you are without a doubt the sickest human being on the face of the planet. Scracthing you nuts and then shaking hands with the birthday boy is in fact beyond sick. Ever consider professional help? Anyway, just hope you two remembered to wash hands after ha ha.

This short conversation has left me with a lot of doubt in a very good friend of mine...


Corean - What time are you going to VA? Or you have other plans because you're so happening?

Nic - My only happening plans is having sex with my bed.

Corean - Errr...


I'm sure he meant something else but for now, I shall stay clear from these troubled individuals for a while just in case they try anything funny on me.

Buddy 9.

I told Mabuksss this - "When Mary passes me your birthday pics I'll send then to you."

She didn't hear me...

Buddy 9 told her this - "Tim said he will send you hairy dirty pics."

9, you're a good friend and a good laugh most of the time, but sometimes you're just sick and demented and should be locked up at home away from society.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAN JIE!!!

Fanboi Tim

I have watched Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas everyday since borrowed it from Mary on Friday. I still love this show even if I have seen it countless times. Stop motion animation just turns me on ha ha. I don't know what it is about Tim Burton's movies. Perhaps its the dark, eerie, weird, and sometimes controversial elements he puts into his shows. Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, James And The Giant Peach and The Nightmare Before Christmas are just my favorites from his impressive list of movies (although Tim Burton just contributed to James And The Giant Peach) . Soon to come, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory and Corpse Bride!!! Now If only I can find his 1982 stop motion animation short film 'Vincent'.

And The Day Goes On.

12.26 pm.

As much as I would like to sleep now, it is most unfortunate for me that a baby dinosaur is snoring away rather loudly on the bed to my right. I am really tired now. I probably could manage to ignore the beasts primitive sounds, but then again its massive hind legs have occupied most of the terrain leaving me with very little options on where to lay down and rest.

On top of that I'm hungry as well now. Food has been scarce in this land. I could probably make my way out of this barren wasteland but would probably suffer from the outside heat. I'd call for help but I figure no one will be out and about to help me. I shall wait.

Still Awake.

It's around 10.30 am and I'm still awake. The JPN building in Petaling Jaya is one fucked up place. Bad enough that there were fucking bees flying all over the place, but we had to wait for bloody 3 hours do renew our ID's. Nic, Big Nose, Khai Jr. and I humoured ourselves with some pretty stupid stuff while waiting. Nic even nearly fell off a chair that was broken. I was so tired I even dozed off at one point. A word of advice, to anyone who goes to renew their ID's remember 2 things...

1. Bring along something to read. It really helps to pass the time.
2. Bring a pen with you. It will really, really, really come in handy. Trust me.

As we left the building a bee decided to make friends with Nic by landing on his head. He tried swatting it off thinking it was dust or paper till I told him that it was a bee. Then he practically did some tribal rain dance jumping about and frantically waving his arms around his head trying to get the bee off. In the end the silly insect got the message and left.

I'm gonna try and get some snoozes now.

GG part 2.

It is now 5.05 am. I still am not home. I am at Corean's mercy. I shall nag him to drop me home, wait for me as I take a shower, and then drop me off at Center Point. There I shall buy the morning newspaper and sit at the mamak where I know the fucking vampires are because it's the only place that will be open other than 7-11. I shall go take my ID pic looking Timstoned and regret it everytime I look at my ID. GG.

GG.

It's 12.20 am now and I'm still out. Corean is dropping me home later so knowing him, I think I'll be home by 4 am. I have to be awake by 5.45 am. I have to wake Nic, Khai Jr. and Big Nose up by 5.50am. I have to meet them at Center Point by 6.15 am. All this for the sake of renewing our identity cards. I figure I'll just fall alseep in Nic's house when we're done. GG.

Tha Weekend.

If this country gets any hotter I am going to melt away and all that will be left is a puddle of sweat and the black cap I always wear in the middle of it.

Friday.

Went to Mary's place for some drinks by the poolside with Corean, Billie, SantaKel, NoName and Han G. I thought it would be some happening gathering and it was ok I guess... except that all we had to drink was Hennessey Pure White... *bleh. But it was fun looking at SantaKel in his half drunk state blabbering nonsense after losing a few card games. I spent half the time playing bejeweled on his I-Pod and got nagged at by everyone for being 'anti-social'.

Maybe it was because there was only Hennessey to drink, maybe I was just bored, and definitely the 28564932860936 bloody blood sucking vampire's flying around didn't help. And I had to be the only one in shorts. I was rather surprised that no one ended up in the pool. I can only remember 2 casualties that night.

1. Han G practically walking into a wall as he wore his cap really low so his vision was probably zero except for what he saw on the floor. Corean took a picture of him on the floor. Looks like he was attempting some funky martial art move.

2. NoName was the fountain of the night. Dude lost too many games and the inevitable happened. Yuck!


Saturday.

Mabuksss birthday. Told her I'd be nice and so I was. I bullied Tipsy and Sharon instead. Went to this bar called The Indian Thing. Really didn't see whats so indian about it but it was a pleasant place. Somehow she managed to walk out by the end of the night. Lucky her.

Casualties that I can recall hmm...

1. NoName round 2. This time he became a waterfall. Some people never learn.

2. Nic. Nothing too bad. Steady after throwing up.

3. Mary. After laughing at NoName and Han G it was her turn. Without warning too. Just lucky she managed to open Nic's car door before she let loose.


Sunday.

It was reaaaaaally lazy so nothing much happened.

Yawnzzz...

Too damn tired to bother about blogging now. I'll probably fall asleep on the chair now, but I have to go to Mabuksss Birthday Party soon. Will probably update about the weekend tomorrow.

HAPPY BITRTHDAY TENG CHUI!!!

Bla, Bla, Bla.

Batman was pretty good. Better than what I expected. Perhaps a bit too much flying around and the villains were a bit tame compared to past Batman baddies, but the movie does the dark knight justice.

Met up with Buddy 9, Tipsy, StRyKeR and Han G for lunch. Went to Hartamas after, played a couple of games and then about 4 hours of Big 2 after. It might seem lame but it's still nothing compared to the 9 hours we spent in Mont Kiara Coffee Bean.

Nothing much to blog about now. Mostly chilling out and saving money for Mabuksss birthday tomorrow. Should be fun watching the casualties for that night.

Grumble, Grumble, Grumble.

The only thing good so far about this shitty week is that I bumped into my aunt and she gave me a 100 bucks.

Met up with some old school mates today. It never fails to amaze me how incredibly silly we can be when we meet up. And for some reason the girls still just love to hit me. Met up with Buddy 9 and Mabuksss later at Bangsar Village for coffee before making our way to Hartamas.

Saw Aj online. Seems she's back from China and got Buddy 9 his Warcraft CD's. Telling him that was such a big mistake. Ghey mofo decided to give me a kiss and a hug. I so swear if he didn't back off then I would have punched him in the face.

Making plans for Mabuksss birthday on Saturday. Hmm... To be nice or to take her down... Tsk decisions, decisions.

Off to watch Batman Begins later tonight. It has got to be better than Madagascar. If not I'm going to be complaining and be bitchy the whole night.

On a brighter note... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY!!!

Saved By A Cap.

The title says it all. If anyone actually bothers to read this, they can ask me why on my MSN.

*As if the day could not get any worse my slippers broke as I walked down the stairs in Virtual Arena.

Headaches Suck!

Yesterday turned from quite pleasant and relaxing to rather terrible.

Had my weekly coffee at Mont kiara Coffee Bean with Yahooo, Diana, Nic, Buddy 9, Mabuksss, Khai 'Melman' Jr and Amy. Wasted time with our usual Big 2 session and Khai 'Melman' Jr even set a new record for shuffling the cards. There was even a bonus. There was this rather attractive young lady sitting inside with some of her friends. Nic and I just could not keep our eyes off her as she kept playing with things from straws to honey in her mouth. Just too bad she had monsters for friends.

Then things started going bad. As we were leaving Nic found out that his wallet was missing. We looked about for a while and then decided to backtrack to Mackers Mont Kiara as he purchased some fries there early. No luck there even if some of the Mackers staff were nice enough to help us look around the area. Still no luck so we decided to double check Coffee Bean again. As we continued to look about for Nic's wallet I received a call from J.Wo asking for help. Apparently he needs Han G and I to help him prepare about 200 invitations to an event which his company is organizing. Nice. This was almost 1.00 am.

So ok, we told Nic to go make a police report ASAP and I had to rush to J.Wo's office with Han G. Maybe it was the air conditioning, maybe it was because I got into air conditioning while sweating little because of searching for Nic's wallet, but most probably it was the awful music being played which sounded like a woman in pain in J.Wo's office that brought my headache about. I didn't feel well at all but since I'm already there what the heck. Just get the work done and leave ASAP. Was about 3 am ++ when we left. Then Nic decided to call us and ask if we wanted to go for supper. My head was pounding now. I don't know why but I agreed even if I was felling like the shitz.

Went to this banana leaf place in Center Point BU. Told Han G to order me warm water as I walked to the nearby 7-11 to get some Penadol's. As I walked back to the mamak I felt like I couldn't take it anymore. I rushed to the toilet and threw up. Feeling a lot better I joined Nic and Han G at the table. That's when suddenly we got overrun by the irritating little vampires of the insect world.

Paid, got the hell out of there, and went home.

Might have to go to J.Wo's office again later tonight to help with more stuff. They should just hire me.

Boring Weekend.

The weekend was pretty much the same as most... unproductive, boring and mostly a waste of time.

Went to the PC fair at PWTC because they were hosting the ESWC (Electronic Sport World Cup) qualifiers for Malaysia as well. Nothing much about there. Just lots of ppl shoving leaflets and fliers into my hands while giving me gloomy faces. Well, if I had to stand there the whole day and shove papers in to peoples hands I'd be pretty miserable as well. Ah, but at least there we quite a number of lovely looking promo girls about. SantaKel tried to hook me up with a cute looking gal from his booth named Hasnah but failed miserably when he actually forgot her name. LOLZ!

Finally got to see Madagascar yesterday. I got bored after the first 10 minutes. Actually it was pretty much what I expected of it. Mediocre story, annoying characters, and a little too short. Well guess that can't be helped since we get pampered by 2 hour ++ movies in this day. To be fair it was entertaining at times even if I did find Ali G's character very annoying. Detail wise it was quite exceptional but overall the movie was just plain average.

I heard a bit of bad news recently. A friend of mine got into trouble, and things don't look good. I know you'll probably never read this, but I do hope you make it out and clean up your act. Don't end up like some people. You are much better than that.

I didn't get what I asked for from China. In the end I had a choice between a gamers cap or a key chain. I took the key chain. At least it's something from China.

Buddy 9 Is Ghey.

I arrived at Virtual Arena earlier than usual today because Corean happened to be around Bangsar and was nice enough to offer me a lift.

Then Buddy 9 saw me online.


Buddy 9 - A bit the early right beb?

Tim - Stop calling me that dammit!!!

Buddy 9 - Why lar beb?

Buddy 9 - Don't get emotional la beb.

Tim - I'm so going to ignore you now.

Buddy 9 - Oh please... You know you won't beb.


I did ignore him as he continued typing. The only thing worth looking at his message box was the porn he kept putting up in his display picture (ho ho!)

The Clowns Are Back!

Munster - Hey nonsense!

Tim - Hey insanely beautiful!

Munster - So much exaggeration!

Tim - Nothing but the truth from me!

Munster - Tsk tsk... What a smooth talker. No wonder you have so many female friends.

Tim - Woo woo simply gorgeous. No wonder all the guys fall in love with you.

Munster - Er... how many guys do you know who have fallen in love with me?

Tim - Erm... Ok, admire you so then.

Munster - Cheh... anyhow say one...

Tim - It's about there.

Munster - Haha anyway change topic. I want to become a professional blackjack player. Don't you think it's a good idea?

Tim - It's the only way I get to pay for my holidays every year. Why the sudden change of profession?

Munster - Because I'm goin to study for the next four years. I need to find a way to buy a Maserati before I finish.

Tim - Sounds like a plan.


The dude's are back from China!!! Perhaps didn't do as well as they would have liked but still they managed to claim the scalp of team Sweden! I'm off to hear the stories!

Sentimental Me.

I wanted to write something for someone,
Who told me not to and I asked why.
She said that it would not be necessary,
And also that she was shy.

So I guess I'll be a little different now,
And not write it as a story.
Perhaps maybe she'll like it more,
If it's in the form of poetry.

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I still think fondly of those days,
When I would look forward to spending time with you.
From the short meetings we had,
To me sneaking out to visit as the night grew.

I love the times we had,
Just because I was with you.
From the way we used to tease each other,
To that cute little voice that you do.

I remember the little sweet things,
That I did for you on Valentine's Day.
All I wanted was to see you smile,
And be happy in every single way.

I know I've made mistakes,
And I'm sorry for some things I said.
Nothing can make up for it,
Not even the flowers, gifts or cards that I made.

Days, months and years have passed,
And still you're as lovely as ever.
Don't ever change anything about you,
Unless you know it would make you better.

Just know that I do love you,
As much as those memories we share.
Because you'll always be special to me,
In my heart, my dreams, everywhere.

Bejeweled.

I just spent the last 20 minutes playing Bejeweled against Buddy 9... IN A CYBER CAFE!!! It is now 5. 10 am. This can only mean two things.

1. I am lame.
2. Buddy 9 is lame.

Actually make it 3 things...

3. Khai Jr. is even lamer because he's playing it by himself.

Actually I change my opinion...

1. Khai Jr. is lame.
2. Buddy 9 is f*cking lame. (familiar eh? ha ha)
3. I'm just too leng chai. (yea I'm getting away with this because it's my blog!)

On a brighter note... TiMStoNe™ > Buddy 9 in Bejeweled. I shall sleep like a baby tonight.

Jackie's Panda?

This has to be the silliest conversation I've had in weeks...

Jacq - Who is panda?

Tim - Ha ha no one. It's my favourite animal.

Jacq - Ha ha I like panda's too. Last time I told my parents I'm going to import one here and put it in a cold storage see through glass with bamboo's and stuff.

Tim - Cool. If you ever get one I'll room with it. Then you'll see me everyday. Scary thought isn't it?

Jacq - Ha ha ha. Hmm... what shall I name you?

Tim - Oi! I already have a name!!! Find one for the panda!!!

Jacq - Ha ha ha ok ok.


Yea I know it's pointless but still was good humour at the time.

Dumb Ass Jap Kids.

I've just finished tea with Han G and Tipsy. As I wait for a game of DOTA to commence I notice that there is a small group consisting of about 4 Japanese kids changing their clothes right in front of me in the middle of the cyber cafe. WTF!! We're not talking just T-shirts here. F*cking idiots went all the way down to their boxers. WTF!! Didn't their mom's teach them that there is such a thing as a f*cking toilet where they can change. Well, if they were girls there would no objection from me. BUT THESE ARE GUYS GOD DAMMIT! In case any of you sickos are wondering, NO I DID NOT CONTINUE WATCHING!

Buddy 9 asked me to tag along with Mabuksss and him for jogging. He has so got to be kidding. It's even a miracle that he's goin jogging never mind me. I guess it is good for him but I'm gonna stick to Futsal. When he's done the dude is gonna give me a ring and perhaps... just perhaps we'll be able to catch a movie to get us by this boring boring Saturday.

Power OF The Punch?

Had a conversation with a quite stunning young lady who wants me to punch her...

Lady - I'm sleepy.

Tim - You're always sleepy.

Lady - But I can't sleep.

Tim - Now that's something new.

Lady - No I'm not always sleepy.

Tim - Ok, I stand corrected. You're always sleeping.

Lady - I'm not always sleeping! Maybe I just need someone to punch my lights out.

Tim - I'm definitely not the guy for that job.

Lady - Why not?

Tim - As if I would punch you...

Lady - You loved that blue black eye on me remember?

Tim - Ha ha yes. Kay, how about this then, as if I'd inflict physical pain on you.

Lady - Well, why not?

Tim - Why on earth would I or you want me to punch you???

Lady - I want to sleep that's why.


There's more to the conversation we had, which I will not post up because she decided that she would play game show hostess and quiz me on some rather personal stuff (which most she already knew). Let's just say that at the end of it all she called me her "Handsome Little Gayboy"... What have I done... *Sigh.

The whole of Friday was practically wasted. I just bummed in my room and turned on the music to drown out the cries of my little baby nephew Daryl who just couldn't seem to shut up. Cute lil kid, but noisy as hell. After more rummaging through my pig sty of a room, for the first time I realized the amount of magazines and useless thrash that I have amassed should be discarded. Only kept whatever I knew I would read and the banners that I stole with Vampress Steph a few years back. Man, those were fun times.

Nic's tourney is starting later today... Silly brother of mine better remember to update me on results and progress. Thing's feel so different without them around. Everything just seems dull and ordinary. But no worries those clowns will be back soon. As champions? *Fingers Crossed* Ho ho!

Still looking for people to go watch a damn movie with.
Still waiting for Tipsy to bring out all her lady friends. (Oh yea!)

Hopeful that Nic and the clown posse do well in China.
Hopeful that he remembers to get me what I want from there.

Louis won't be back from the US of A until December... That means that I won't get my Nightmare Before Christmas items till December. The coffin music box and the glass coffin shaped paperweight... The agony of waiting...

The Boys Are Off And Buddy 9 Brings Bad Luck.

Was supposed to go for lunch with Corean and Billie today, but the two pigs decided to sleep extra long and I had to eventually find my own lunch. Just as my luck would have it just as I finish eating Buddy 9 calls and asks if I'd like to go out for lunch... lovely. It was drizzling by the time he got to my place. So as we headed to Hartamas to meet up with Mabuksss, StRyKeR and Tipsy we decided to have a smoke while in the car. So down came the windows and we lit up the Dunhills. Buddy 9 decided to say something stupid like " What if a car were to drive by and splash water over us?"... Instantly *SPLASHHHHHHHHH...!* A car did drive by and splash water onto us and as the windows were down because we were smoking... *insert funny pic of TiMStoNe™ and Buddy 9 drenched* To top it off it started raining again as well... *sigh.

Nic and the guys will be off to China tomorrow morning *sobs... Jings, I want to see that BIG BIG BIG smile of yours when u get back. Gen, stay cool and just play. Don't let small things piss you off man. NoName, like Nic said look presentable. THAT MEANS NO SINGLETS! StRyKeR, buy something nice for Tipsy while you're there kays haha.Nic... everything that I can say I've said to you before. Just do your best. It's all I ask of you. You're already a winner kiddo. I just hope you come back with the guys as champions. GL - NBTD -5D*!!! Better keep me bloody updated! Oh yea... Since Corean is tagging along with u guys u all can make him carry your luggage muahahaa...!!!

Will see you people when y'all get back!

There Goes The Weekend And Where The F*ck Are My CD's !?!?!

This shit is just too funny. Taken from my friends blog about a conversation he had with his gay mate.


His Friend - Let's hold hands

My Friend - WHAT?

His Friend - No, seriously. I feel cold.

My Friend - Stick your hands in your crotch then, goddammit.

His Friend - That's only for warranted occasions *smiles*

My Friend - Warranted? ROFL, who the f*ck uses the word warranted in a normal conversation? and WTF dude, cut it out.

His Friend - I dream constantly of men sloshing around me, licking my body all over while singing songs bout me.

My Friend - Are you trying to tell me something here?

His Friend - I want you to be one of those men.

My Friend - I think we should stop hanging out. Altogether.


Had tea with Nic today. Lil kiddo's off to China on Friday with StRyKeR, NoName, Jings and Gen. Dude's got sponsored to go all the way there to compete in some Counter Strike tourney with big big money. 20 BIG ONES USD!!! That's if they manage to go all the way *fingers crossed!*. So yea... I figure it's gonna be quite a boring weekend for me.


Looked around my room today and to my dismay found out that I'm missing CD's and a few anime's. So if anyone out there who reads this shit I put up know where my Judgement Night Soundtrack, Layzie Bone CD, Bulworth Soundtrack and Ninja Scroll VCD are... pls f*cking return them!!!