Happy New Year Jois.

Tim - Wth is wrong with both of you?

Jois - he bullying me :(

Tim - I tought him well. Ha ha joking!

Jois - SO ITS YOU!

Jois - I knew it.

Tim - Happy new year to you too.

I'm Loving It?

Friday night... 2.45 am... as Byron was sending me home... 2 motorbikes swerved in front of us and decided to cruise at snails pace...


Byron - Fucking mat rempits! Think their father owns the roads...

Tim - Ha ha ha ha.

Byron - What's so funny?

Tim - Look at what shirts they're wearing.

(Byron looking at their delivery uniform)

Byron - McDonalds?

Tim - Ha ha yea man.

Byron - So what's so funny?

Tim - Not mat rempits, McRempits hahaha.

Byron - Ha ha ha Tim, you're damn bad la.

Tim - What?

More Danger.

Diana bought another pair of shoes yesterday...


Diana - Lookie look! I bought another pair of shoes!

Tim - Are they dangerous?

Diana - Stupid! They're cute!


And later at Hartamas Square, I was watching the Doha Games on the big screen when suddenly she hit me and said 'Stop it.' I sat there with a puzzled look and asked 'What was that for?' and she went 'Ok' and continued with whatever she was doing. Miss Lashes just laughed and laughed at us.


Victimised again!

Easy Like Sunday Morning.

Chilling at Starbucks Bangsar Village with Diana listening to her rant, show off her funky new Sunday shoes and of course, an Ice Hazelnut Latte. Lovely. Suns out too. Big big plus.

Christmas Cheer.

That special season is finally here,
For carols and presents under trees.
Not to forget the mistletoe,
And those yummy gingerbread cookies.

A time of miracles,
And of course good cheer.
Rejoice folks,
For once again Christmas is here!

Bleh...

You win. Again...

Dianamite Is Dangerous.

Diana says:
i bought 2 pairs of shoes this week

Diana says:
to reward myself

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
ure spoiling ureself so early...

Diana says:
but dont know for what la

Diana says:
dont even know where/when i'm gonna wear them

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
as long as you don't kick me in the head again...

Diana says:
oh man.... the one i bought last night would really hurt if i did that

Diana says:
they are pretty sharp

Diana says:
haha

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
!!!

Diana says:
!!! indeed

Stu-pid.

Stu-pid,
Is counting as well...

Stu-pid,
Is also waiting...

Stu-pid,
Does miss you too... (heaps!)

Stu-pid,
Does want you to lose... Ha ha.


And if you're not going to, stu-pid's still waiting...

Tick Tock, Tick Tock.

November 27 2006.

I started counting down the days... twice.


November 28 2006.

The morning came like any other day, and by the evening things just didn't seem the same.


November 29 2006.

Still smiling as the day goes by. She smiles an enchantment...


November 30 2006.

A thousand violins start to play, and I'm still missing her today...


December 1 2006.

Loneliness may endure the night, but joy is soon to come with the morning sun.

Another Bully.

Saturday @ Velvet where someone manhandled me till I joked about getting a restraining order against her...

Added with a few warning messages to me that I'd better be nice to her best friend OR ELSE...

And since someone plans to kidnap her best friend to Singapore...

And has suggested offering her bribes in exchange for a few generously good words about me to her best friend... (whatever happened to charity?)

You are picking on me :p


Violence, threats, kidnapping and encouraging bribes... you're damn gangsta la. Pls pls don't hurt me.

Read.

Got this and this off Lainey's blog (not silly Miss Lashes. the other one).

Interesting articles. Have a read.

Name Calling.

(jois) adorkable` ² says:
u callin' me rusty?!!!!

adorkable` ² says:
fineeeeeee

adorkable` ² says:
even if ur not

adorkable` ² says:
i call u gemuk then

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
lol im prob thinner than most girls

adorkable` ² says:
snorter!

adorkable` ² says:
okok

adorkable` ² says:
pai kuat then

adorkable` ² says:
HAHAHA

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
i'll call u tai pei

adorkable` ² says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

adorkable` ² says:
u chose KARAT!

adorkable` ² says:
stick to it!

Caught In The Middle.

Two people complaining.


- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
lol @ nickname

(jois) pork chop says:
thats how nic calls me!!

(nic) t rex ROarRrr! says:
lmao!

pork chop says:
look at his nickname!!

(nic) AHAHAHAHAHA says:
i have no idea, haha cuz i called her chue pa

pork chop says:
LOLLLLL

pork chop says:
<3 the blog entry.

AHAHAHAHAHA says:
that idiot is rolfmao'ing me

pork chop says:
im allowed to !

AHAHAHAHAHA says:
uuhuuuuuh

pork chop says:
his nickname now : (

(nic) I LOVE FAT PEOPLE says:
TEEEEE HEEEE! WHUEAHAEHAHAHAHHAHA!!

pork chop says:
if u see him, feel free to punch him in the face

(nic) adorkable` says:
hahaha. dumb ass

pork chop says:
stop being mr nice guy Tim

pork chop says:
pUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnch!!

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
-.-"

Fun Teasing Short Friends.

doooooorrrk says:
all these kuchirats i tell u.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
like ure damn big la.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
ure the kuchiest man.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
after byron that is.

doooooorrrk says:
HAHaHAHaHA!!!

doooooorrrk says:
I'm the MAN!

doooooorrrk says:
rain + im pretty sick.

doooooorrrk says:
fever pwns nic.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
you gotta get to higher ground n breathe the fresh air.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
try jumping.

doooooorrrk says:
haha fuck u.

Dreaming?

Did you ever wonder,
If things are as real as they seem.
Or just figments of imagination,
Like creations drifting in a dream.

What if...
Things were as you wish they could be?
Like indulging yourself,
In your most extraordinary fantasy.


Lost in a remarkable world of your own...
Which to others will never be known.

Guess what?


They're your secrets,
Never let them part.
Keep them close,
Like the memories in your heart.

Guess Who...

An unexpected call today afternoon...


Vampress - Hieeeee!

Timstone - Hey! When did u get back?

Vampress - Last night at 3am.

Timstone - Cool, where you at now?

Vampress - Megamall, running some errands.

Timstone - Ah... How long you back for this time?

Vampress - About 3 months. But I'll be going to Indonesia, then Hong Kong and maybe Bangkok.

Timstone - So I'll get to see you like twice only la I guess.

Vampress - Stupid! I'm sure you'll get to see me lots la.

Timstone - Ok ok, 3 times then.

Vampress - ...... You're STILL not forgiven you know!



SHE'S BACK! And she still hasn't forgiven me for forgetting her birthday. Time to bribe her with Starbucks!

Welcome home Vampress!

Happy Feet. Luv it.

The other day I watched Emperor Penguins,
Embracing each other through the winter storm.
Then soon came the hatchlings,
Who started breaking into song.

But there was an odd one out,
Who made his own unique beat.
And danced to the tune,
Of his own amazing little happy feet.

So begins the incredible story,
Of how one tries to find his own path.
Oh, and watch out for Ramon,
For he's sure to make you laugh.

Jois... Bah.

No relation to a person in the earlier post with capslocks...


- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
I'm complaining to you're bf that your capslocking me and he should get u under control.

jooooissss says:
Yes he told me. Too bad he cant. HAHA!

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
k... I think I know who's wearing the panties in the relationship then.

jooooissss says:
You smartie.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
It's cheeky, not smart.

jooooissss says:
Yeh ur right. It doesnt take much intelligence to find out.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
Are you implying something to me ?

jooooissss says:
: )

What Nonsense.

ONLY 27% ?




Stuff on this site is 73% good... Roight...

What next?

I'm In Trouble...

Angry Person - You're mean. Wana know why?

Tim - ?

Angry Person - CAUSE U FORGOT MY BDAY!!!

Tim - OMG! The 10th!!! *sweats*

Angry Person - 10TH!!!
Angry Person - FRIDAY!!!
Angry Person - U DIDNT SMS ME!!!

Angry Person - IM SO ANGRY AT U!!!

Tim - It's not gonna help much to wish u happy belated birthday is it...

Angry Person - NO!

Angry Person - HURMPF!!!



So after several minutes of capslocked texts, I later managed to change the subject and get her laughing for a bit. And then she caught on...


Angry Person - HEY WAIT UR STILL NOT FORGIVEN!!!


Help me someone...

Best...

Best thing I've heard all day...


Nic - Imagine if Byron speaks Cantonese. Could be top hits in YouTube.


Now THAT would be PRICELESS!

Woo Hoo?

adorkable` says:
woohoo

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Quello Che Vuoi? - says:
?

adorkable` says:
ps3 coming in stores next month

adorkable` says:
ps3!!!

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Quello Che Vuoi? - says:
it's out in japan already

adorkable` says:
yep, not in kl lol

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Quello Che Vuoi? - says:
last week i think...

adorkable` says:
noler few days ago only

adorkable` says:
saturday

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Quello Che Vuoi? - says:
which would make it last week

adorkable` says:
pfft

Nice...

I have a few friends who are based in Indonesia on work for the next few years. Conversations with them on MSN is such a rarity because apparently it's quite expensive to attain an internet line for their home. Obviously they have been going online more than I knew.


Milia - I Don't want to tell you because you'll get angry at me the rest of your life.

Tim - Don't be silly la. Just tell me.

Milia - I heard you have like 20+ girlfriends.

Tim - WHAT?

Milia - 20 + girlfriends. So geng ar u Tim.

Tim - Wtf? Pls don't talk rubbish.

Milia - I heard all this 'rubbish' from Pat.

Tim- The hell? I don't even see him!

Milia - I heard this from him sometime last week.

Tim - Nice...

Cockroach Count.

I'm sitting at Coffee Bean @ Desa Sri Hartamas with Diana watching a cockroach attempt to climb the glass pane near the entrance. Yes we are lame and bored if we can bring ourselves to do nothing but watch an insect scale a wall. Diana was even observant enough to notice that it was missing a leg.

I quote Diana after it fell... 'Maybe it was trying to get as high as it could, fall and die'.

Erm... I'm not entirely sure if that's the case D.

Cockroach count - 1.

But no. It's pretty much alive despite being overturned.

Then we spot another one near the counter. We are forever thankful that we didn't have any muffins or cookies.

'Oh look, look. There's another one!'

Never thought I'd know a girl who gets excited to find a cockroach.

Cockroach count - 2.

We probably would continue looking about for more roaches but we decided that we'd much rather play snooker.

We're going to have something nice to say on the Coffee Bean comment card first though...

ARYA.

Nic - I'm DOTA King ^.^

Tim - I shall name you Orik then. Name suits you.

Nic - Lol. WTF is Orik?

Tim - Dorf warrior from this book I'm reading. Movie is coming out 15th December.

Nic - LMAO. What's it called?

Tim - ERAGON!

** After Passing Nic The Website **

Nic - Looks good. Like LOTR?

Tim - Yea, similar. But fuck Legolas man. We got ARYA!!! Female elf!!!

Nic - Ooo.. Sexey.

Tim - Very.

So... Yea...

I've recently had the delight of being amused with some of my friends antics which they claimed were relatively embarrassing. I just thought of it as funny and incredibly silly. I have been warned to not blog a word about the incidents and as much to my dismay, won't for their sake. So... yea...

Kick My Ass?

I sat at the pc enjoying the rocking song 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool when I recieve a text message...


Hey! Tonight you better come or I will kick your ass!!! Told you about it since last week already!!!


Now, granted this hardly seems like a death threat... And no I did not forget about 'tonight'. But It would have helped if you actually picked up your phone when I tried calling you for the past few days trying to confirm about 'tonight'. Geez...

Snail Harassment @ Perry Bible.

Drunk Daph.

- ms lourdes - says:
omgggg...

- ms lourdes - says:
u know wat, i wrote that when i was intoxicated....

- ms lourdes - says:
i dun remember wat i wrote...

- ms lourdes - says:
i better go check.

- ms lourdes - says:
shit haha.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Quello Che Vuoi? - says:
brilliant.

- ms lourdes - says:
omggg...

- ms lourdes - says:
that was on helluva sad post haha.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Quello Che Vuoi? - says:
kaki botol la u

- ms lourdes - says:
no lah where got.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Quello Che Vuoi? - says:
*timstone casts detoxify lvl 10 on Daphne*

Caught In The Middle.

Two people complaining.


- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
lol @ nickname

(jois) pork chop says:
thats how nic calls me!!

(nic) t rex ROarRrr! says:
lmao!

pork chop says:
look at his nickname!!

(nic) AHAHAHAHAHA says:
i have no idea, haha cuz i called her chue pa

pork chop says:
LOLLLLL

pork chop says:
<3 the blog entry

AHAHAHAHAHA says:
that idiot is roflmao'ing me

pork chop says:
im allowed to !

AHAHAHAHAHA says:
uuhuuuuuh

pork chop says:
his nickname now : (

(nic) I LOVE FAT PEOPLE says:
TEEEEE HEEEE! WHUEAHAEHAHAHAHHAHA!!

pork chop says:
if u see him, feel free to punch him in the face

(nic) adorkable` says:
hahaha. dumb ass

pork chop says:
stop being mr nice guy Tim

pork chop says:
pUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnch!!

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
=.="

Stuck In The Middle.

Two people complaining.


- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
lol @ nickname

(jois) pork chop says:
thats how nic calls me!!

(nic) t rex ROarRrr! says:
lmao!

pork chop says:
look at his nickname!!

(nic) AHAHAHAHAHA says:
i have no idea, haha cuz i called her chue pa

pork chop says:
LOLLLLL

pork chop says:
<3>

AHAHAHAHAHA says:
that idiot is roflmao'ing me

pork chop says:
im allowed to !

AHAHAHAHAHA says:
uuhuuuuuh

pork chop says:
his nickname now : (

(nic) I LOVE FAT PEOPLE says:
TEEEEE HEEEE! WHUEAHAEHAHAHAHHAHA!!

pork chop says:
if u see him, feel free to punch him in the face

adorkable` says:
hahaha. dumb ass

pork chop says:
stop being mr nice guy Tim

pork chop says:
pUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnch!!

- T ! M S t [o] N e - says:
=.="

Crap Movie, Fun Evening.

So every one decided to be lazy and not go Genting... Whoop dee doo. Instead they decided that they'd try and get tickets for The Prestige. We would have watched it if not for only front row seats being available. I can't recall who's suggestion was it to consider Frostbite. "It's a vampire show. How bad could it be?" If we all only knew... The most horrible show I've seen since Doom easily, possibly even worse with the subtitles.

Warning : Do not watch Frostbite.

Go watch another movie...
Go buy yourself a beer...
Go donate your money to charity...
Give it to me...

JUST DON'T WATCH FROSTBITE!!!

Hopped over to Laundry after and as strange as it seemed... The girls I met there... All their names started with the letter 'D'. Diane with her awesome custom made dark angel wings, Diana with her glasses and glasses of alco, Daphne running about with her friends witches hat, Debbie her usual gorgeous self... Well almost all of then... I forgot about Sunny, who tried to drown me in wine for a while.

Not exactly a cooling evening at Genting, but nevertheless still fun.

This Is Halloween.

With eye bags like mine, I don't need a Halloween costume to look like any undead.

Off to Genting tomorrow to chill out. Friends want to watch horror movies, I just want to get out of KL. This will probably be the first time in ages I haven't seen Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas during Halloween. Them folks I'm going up with aren't great fans of animation... They don't know what they're missing.

Horror movies... No matter how freaky, gory or fucking scary people make them out to be, I always find myself getting bored and dozing off or laughing at the show. Yes, Tim finds them scary horror shows funny. Weird?

So why go up when everyone else is going to indulge in a horror marathon and I have no interest in the entertainment provided? Well... It's definitely going to be a lot cooler than KL is that's fo' sure. I need a new environment to gather some ideas anyway. Gonna make one of me mates to bring up a video cam. Perhaps we'll be able to make some dumb videos for laughs. Would be a change from the playground we do all our nonsense anyway. I can picture it now... "Usual Idiots in Genting."

Anyway hope the rest of you folks have an awesome Halloween. Trick over treat man!

You Know Who You Are.

I could say a million things to make her smile,
Write timeless stories about her,
Pay her endless compliments,
Send her a thousand gifts to make her happy.

And yet...

No words can describe her smile,
No book can express her,
No compliment does her justice,
No gift comes close to her worth.

And still...

I adore her amazing smile,
Take interest in the story of her life,
Admire her for who she is,
And in many ways think that she is a gift.

Always.



After reading this over, there are a few things I could and should probably change to make this sound much better. But I'll stick to this since this was the first thing that came to mind.

Killjoy Strikes Again.

Person - Hi Tim!

Tim - Hey! Where you at?

Person - Wah, no need to ask who is this ar? Straight away ask where am I.

Tim - I recognize the voice.

Person - Cheh, thought could surprise you.

Tim - I'm surprised you called me.

Person - No la, just wanted to ask how are you since so long never see you and wish you Selamat Hari Raya.

Tim - Why you wishing Selamat Hari Raya to a Chinese dude?

Person - Can't is it? Just wanted to call and say hi since I haven't seen you for a while.

Tim - You're bored aren't you?

Person - No la where got?

Tim - Okay, then where are you now?

Person - I'm at home.

Tim - So good girl suddenly?

Person - Yea, no one's home so I have to jaga rumah.

Tim - So no ones home, you have run out of things to watch, you're friends are not out either and you have absolutely nothing to do... Am I right?

Person - Kay la! Kay la! I'm really bored! What you doing now?


There you go.

The Problems With Personalized Greetings.

So yes Hari Raya is here and so... being the nice guy that I am, and feeling a tad creative at the time as well, I decided to send a few of my friends personalized raya greeting messages. Then came this reply...


" Hey, thx for your forwarded msg. I like it "

Urrghh (stabs knife into heart). The audacity. I replied...

"What forwarded message??? I WROTE THAT!!! "

"Oops ha ha. It seemed like one :p Sorry!!! Thx again!"


Happy Raya People!!!

Argh?

Laynie: Argh. says:
you're not allowed to use 'argh' in your msn nick.

Laynie: Argh. says:
because i took it first.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Arrgh... Bruises From Pinches! - says:
but u weren't subjected to a massive combination of pinches which leave blue blacks all over.

Laynie: Argh. says:
trust me, my week would kick the crap out of your week in the high-stress sweepstakes.

Laynie: Argh. says:
so i get the 'argh'.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Arrgh... Bruises From Pinches! - says:
mines not entirely the same as yours. i've got 2 'r's in mine.

Laynie: Argh. says:
*glares at you dangerously*

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Arrgh... Bruises From Pinches! - says:
you don't scare me!

Laynie: Argh. says:
oh i don't?

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Arrgh... Bruises From Pinches! - says:
i am at a safe and secure location far far away from you while we have this conversation thanks to the wonders of the internet.

The Pain...

Arrgghhh!!! Bruises and pinch marks compliments of Yan Yiing (Worlds Most Dangerous Woman!) @ Laundry Bar last night.

Actually...

Forget poker. There's a DVD of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas to watch :D Time to lock myself in the computer room while the clowns play poker outside.

Wed, Thur, Fri, Sat. Phew...

It has been an exhausting if not enjoyable few days...

Wednesday.

Met up wih Yiing (worlds most dangerous woman) and Sara (her sidekick) at laundry for a drink of wine before heading off to Mambo@Velvet with them. Met up with Terri and Diana there, an evening with just the girls... how much better can it get? Or so I thought... Super pinching lets hurt Tim cuz it's fun combo was executed. I should have known it would happen with the company I was with (DOH!). So to summarize it all, company was great, evening was fun... casuatlies... bout a dozen pinches and 2 bites to my face. Told a few friends about it later on msn. Some ridiculed me (yes, you Daph lol) while others were more like " Wah! Violence towards men." Bhalls... More like Brutality To Tim!

Thursday.

My day off ZzZzz...

Friday.

The 'After Party' of Nic's 22nd birthday at Laundry Bar. I can't remember the last time we managed to gather such a big group of close friends in ages. With the exception of maybe 3 - 4 people, everyone was there! There was dancing & music, drinking & laughter, pictures & poses. I miss times like these. Got home bout 3+ am and was asked to go hang out at Bangkung Park because Diana was apparently drunk. Ended up going home at 6 am. 'Die la' I thought as I had a long Saturday ahead... Oh yes, somehow managed to sprain my finger as well. Will there be no end to these injuries!

Saturday.

Had to meet up with Trib and SantaKel for lunch, but not before stopping by Machines@Megamall for it's launch. Soon after had to rush all the way to Subang for dodgeball (forget the sprained finger and recently recovered sprained ankle!). Was supposed to head to the fun fair at BU but I figured everyone was too tired to go. Tonight, a gathering of friends for our weekly poker session. I'm pretty much dead tired after dodgeball but hey, it's the weekend isn't it?

Party Animals

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest."

The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The elephant looked at his razor blade, mirror and lines. He then tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you."

The lion answered, "This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy."

Things Woman Say.

FINE.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING.
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD.
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH.
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY.
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS.
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

You Never Know What To Expect.

Some friends went for a massage... and one of them went commando.


Tim - So, did the aunty pinch your arse?

Santa - Lol. No, but when she massaged down low she almost cupped them a few times. Highly sensual. Siok.

Tim - Ahhh, only if she were a more attractive woman eh.

Santa - Yea... Lol Pang didnt know I was naked in the same room as him. Bwahahaha!

Tim - Imagine the nightmares he would have if he knew earlier.

Santa - He would've fucked off and demand for another room wei. Lol what he doesn't know wont hurt him.

Tim - Very devious.

Still Alive But Barely Walking.

Amazing how I've had so much time on my hands and yet, I've never really bothered blogging lately with all the stuff I've been doing and places I've been hanging out at.

I need to find a job to pass my time. Countless hours of sitting at the mamak till the reaaaally late hours of the morning isn't making my financial situation any better. Leaping 8ft off a platform while helping a friend with his photography project and spraining my ankle in the process cartainly didn't help at all. On top of that the picture wasn't even nice.

Walking up and down stairs has been a nightmare, friends accidentally kicking my ankle has been a pain. Glad that it's much better now and I don't have to use a walking stick to go about anymore.

I've recently involved myself in a weekly session of a story telling game called Demon: The Fallen. I love the idea of roleplaying and putting my friends into shit or even using them to my benefit. And I can get away with it muahaha. I'm mean? Hey, I play the role of a demon. What do you expect?

I'm Such A Killjoy..

Phexius - I'm giddy with joy today.

Timstone - Stop smoking crack.

Phexius - ... No no! This is the part where you ask " Why is that?"

Timstone - And that rhymes with "Stop smoking crack."

Phexius - ...

An Audience With Her Majesty The Queen.

Kanch - Hey Tim!

Tim - Yes, your majesty?

Kanch - Haha, where got majesty all. Did u manage to say bye to Louis? Or did he?

Tim - I sent him my humble goodbyes last night around 4 am because I knew I'll be too tired to call him today.

Kanch - Ohh yeah he mentioned in his sleep I think. I think he said wanted to meet up with you.

Tim - In... his... sleep...?

Kanch - Ahaha yea while he was sleeping.

Tim - He was talking about seeing me as... he... was... sleeping...?

Kanch - Ahuh yea. So sweet ah.

Tim - I'd find it disturbing.

Kanch - Stupid Tim... Ha ha ha ha.

Another Birthday.

To Tha World's Most Dangerous Woman...

Happy Birthday Chan Yan Yiing!

Will I Survive July?

It's been an injury filled July so far for me. It seems that I can't seem to keep myself from getting injured one way or another.

First I hurt my back while playing football. Facing my goal and with an opponent behind me I attempted to clear the ball by juggling it a few times and clearing it with an overheard kick.With the ground being hard and dry as it was a hot day, I failed to cushion my fall and landed on my lower back. It's still giving me problems. Substitute pls.

Next would be how I hurt my knee. I was hanging out at my friends place till late one night and when the time came for me to leave, we chilled at his main door for a bit. Now he has this wooden bench just outside his main door which I failed to notice as the porch lights were not on. So there I was chatting with him for a bit before leaving and as I turned to walk towards the gate I rammed my knee into the bench. It's quite ok now.

So now you' d think I'd be in pretty bad shape with a bad back and a slightly busted knee and that I'd take things easy. That's what I thought. So I just went to watch a few friends play futsal. Having no football gear or anything with me you'd think I'd just sit back and enjoy the show. But no... I had to get talked into playing futsal.

Thinking as this was mixed teams as a few girls were there I figured why not? I'll prob just walk and pass the ball. No running, no fancy skills and no shooting. Should be alright. How wrong was I. I played barefoot as I was wearing slippers before. One time I was in possession of the ball and slowly walking to the side of the court to give myself more space and options who to pass to, Mary decided to run across me and try to win the ball. Instead she missed and trotted on my foot (insert *Crunch! sound effect here). That was pretty much the end of futsal for me. Apparently she and a few others heard the crunching sound and she felt really bad after. Fortunately it's just some swelling and no bones broken.

And So...

So we have finally concluded what has been a very average world cup and imo, the referee's provided more entertainment with their comic refereeing. But hats off to Italy. Best team overall by far.

So perhaps I've neglected this blog yet again. I shall now try to recall some rather silly stuff / conversations what took place while I went missing.


On our way to Poppy Garden one night...

Kanch - OMG is that a naked man over there under the flyover?

Tim - WHA...?

Louis - OH TIM WHY'D YOU LOOK?? THE CATS OUT OF THE BAG NOW! CALLING ME GAY ALWAYS AND LOOK AT YOUR REACTION WHEN KANCH MENTIONED THERE WAS A NAKED GUY THERE.

Tim - Pffft pls. It's quite a startling statement for anyone to say. Not everyday someone spots a naked guy in the open.

Louis - NO NO NO!!! IT OUT IN THE OPEN NOW! YOU LIKE MEN!!

Kanch - If that were true Louis why are you so happy and excited about it?

Louis - . . . . . . . .

Tim - Ha ha ha.


And another time not too long ago via SMS...


Lyn - Starbucks at 5 Tim. ***** asked me so it'd be great if you could come too ;)

Tim - Nah... I'll just mind my own business and let the 2 of you catch up on things :D

Lyn - You know I'll never forgive you.

Tim - Did you say Starbucks at 5?


That's about all I can remember for now... more to come I guess.

Ah yes. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAIN!!! Prepare yourself for Saturday!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

Someone Help SantaKel.

Tim - I am ashamed that I have not educated my younger cousin on the ways of hip hop and alternative music. LOL!!!! Guess what???

SantaKel - Huh?

Tim - I'm purposely playing a Boyzone song and I can hear him humming to it.

SantaKel - LOL! Oi! What the hell la! Own the dude! What is this pop shit!

Tim - You mean somethin like your Little Pony music download?

SantaKel - Eh! That was FARNEEEE! It's not like I hum it to sleep!

Tim - I wouldn't know now would I?

SantaKel - Now You do. I wish my PC would automatically play the little pony theme song each time Joyce comes online. But alas, MSN not that hebat.

Tim - You'd like that wouldn't you?

Business Partners.

Suddenly I seem to be much in demand as a business partner in various industries by my friends. I don't have a clue on some of the industries but their reason for wanting me as a partner is that they trust me and that I have contacts. Very interesting, I'll wait to see what they have to offer then.

Happy Birthday Nik Ina Naslisa!

Silly Thoughts.

Funny how we seem to grow apart,
Is it part of some unfolding mystery?
Or perhaps this is fated,
The way things should just be.

You never give answers do you friend,
Only ask questions that never end.
Do share your secrets wit me,
What are you hiding, what's your plan?

I sit here confused,
And unable to comprehend.
But maybe one day,
I'll come to understand.

And perhaps with that,
I'll manage to grow with time.
But now it's time to end,
This silly thing in rhyme.

Planning Daniel's Birthday With Raging Rufie.

Tim - So, whats Kepa planning to do for his birthday?

Raging Rufie - Urm... He said he doesn't want to go clubbing, and then when I ask him whether he wants BBQ he said he doesnt have BBQ pit.

Tim - Well thats expensive, clubbing I mean. Much better if he pampers you with the money =p

Raging Rufie - Then I ask him want to have chinese dinner he said he's lazy to call ppl. I'm like *grr*!

Tim - Wait... Then how did he have the BBQ last year? Or was it the year b4 ?

Raging Rufie - Dunno what that donkey wants. No lar. It was catered remember?

Tim - Lol... HE WANTS TO DOTA!

Raging Rufie - Yeah I think so too. I shall be his sacrificial lamb... His birthday megakill gift. Or was it godlike?

Tim - Aren't you a sweetheart.

Raging Rufie - Shut up! I know he wants a BBQ la. But then he keeps bitching about not being able to get a damn pit. And hes too lazy to maintain the BBQ, etc.

Tim - Well, we can always call for pizza.

Raging Rufie - He doesnt like pizza. He's damn fussy. Ask him to go Port Dickson with Yen Han they all he dowan cos LAZY to drive.

Tim - You drive him la... Oops forgot!

Raging Rufie - o.O You want his 23rd birthday to be his last izzit!!!

Tim - Hey I said 'Oops forgot'!!!

Raging Rufie - I tell you what, Daniel says that you are good in dota something like that. Why dont you go and become his sacrificial lamb as his bday present and then he'll be super happy! And then I dont need to scratch my head as to how to do his bday =D

Tim - I haven't played dota in months..

Raging Rufie - So confirmed lose to him?

Tim - Maybe...

Raging Rufie - Yay! So settled. I wrap you up with extra ribbon. And present you as my bday gift to him... And add 10 bucks for the cybercafe fee =D

Tim - And to think I was going to blog all this.

Raging Rufie - o.O SEE! Win - win situation wei! You get to blog about it and I get to make Daniel happy, and Daniel confirmed will be happy also! Everyone ends up happy!

Tim - As if I'd let you put a ribbon on me...

Raging Rufie - Ok fine. That's only a minor detail. Can be negotiated. Ok la, we'll make it a tiny ribbon. We'll make it BLUE! Or whatever colour you want.

Tim - Knowing you it'll be teal.

Raging Rufie - Ok ok no teal. Maybe persian blue then.

Tim - I'm not a BARBIE DOLL!!!

Raging Rufie - Lol! No no of course not! You're a DOTA DOLL!

Tim - OMFG...

Totally OWNED!

LOL WTF PWNED!

Silly Steph's.

Kinda weird how I suddenly get caught in silly conversations with the 2 Stephs...


Tim - Stepfather?

Steph Ti - Hahaha I know. From Multiply!

Tim - I'm not that old to be a stepdad you know.

Steph Ti - You're the EEEEVIIIIL stepfather! Who doesn't give me pocket money, allowance or otherwise.

Tim - Ah... But I do give you care, concern and compliments. Those 3 C's are better than money.

Steph Ti - Aha AGREED! Yes, yes daddy! You're a lovely stepdad. Just sucks when it comes to money.

Tim - So does that mean you'll care and provide for me when you start working?

Steph Ti - Wah! Ermm... Wait for another 4 years ok?

Tim - Remember you said it not me :D


And then there was silence...


And something more disturbing...


Steph Fang - *PUNCH!* Ah... feel better.

Tim - You know there's another girl that can rival you already. Except she pinches instead of punches.

Steph Fang - WHO?

Tim - A girl named Yan Yiing.

Steph Fang - Wah! The name sounds damn cun. Well I'm happy for you hahahahahah!

Tim - I'm sure you are =.=

Steph Fang - Knowing that someone else is torturing you is music to my heart. Hahahah!

Tim - I shudder at the thought of both of you ganging up on me.

Steph Fang - You probably want to electrocute yourself first. It'll probably be the only way you can fend us off.

Tim - And risk paralyzing myself to be at your mercy?

Steph Fang - EVEN BETTER! HAHAHHAHAHA!


Ahh... Friends. Never a dull moment with them.

Yet More Rambling.

It's funny how things happen when you least expect them to. It's strange how people want to say things that can be so meaningful yet never find the right words. It's weird how good it feels when you actually do say it even if it doesn't come out the way you mean to say it.

I don't really know what I want to say or write in this post. And perhaps even after some things that have happened I might not even care. I don't fear the consequences of my actions or words. In fact I feel better after saying some things which I had to say. To get some clarity out of all the troubles and confusion which plagued my mind for a time.

Whatever may happen in the future, I have no regrets. None at all.

Some Serious Thought.

Sometimes you realize that the little things which you take for granted are the most important things in life. Just because they always seem to be there we take them for granted and neglect. It's been so long since I've actually taken the effort to acknowledge the people who have been with me through thick and thin. For their time and effort, for their support and trust, for their confidence and belief in me. They walk beside me when I move, they push me from behind when I stop, yet they never stand in front of me to block me from moving forward. That's when they pull really hard. They see me for the person I am and can be, always pointing out my little flaws so that I remember that I'm not perfect, but always emphasizing on my strengths and allow me to believe. Never pity me for my failings but acknowledging me for my accomplishments.

To those who have been there with and for me... I can never repay what you people have given me, I can never replace who you are to me. All I can do is offer my thanks, and acknowledge the contribution you people have given to my life. You know who and what you are to me.

Perhaps there really aren't any mistakes in life, only lessons. Where we tend to live and regret mistakes that we have made, we learn from lessons and avoid repeating them. I don't want to live a life of regret, hence I do not want to fail, rather learn what went wrong and pick myself up. I can always be stronger. Strength isn't always about physical capabilities, but it always is about indomitable will. GUTS stands for Genuine Urge To Succeed, and no one gains success by giving up. Set your goals and focus on them. They are the fuel that drives you. All the motivation you need can come from within yourself. You just have to want it bad enough. Try pushing yourself to exceed your limits, you might actually be surprised by the results. Who knows? Taking a risk might open a door to a world full of possibilities for yourself. Take a challenge, take a chance and who knows? It doesn't really matter where or how you start, what matters is where you finish.

*Sigh...............

Chelsea 3 - Man United 0

*Grumble*

Cobwebs Cleared.

I have not gone home for 3 days (I brought change of clothes mind you), have been sleeping pretty close to 6 am during that time (gaming is evil!), and Silly tipsy wants to use make up on me because she claims my eyes look like a panda's and also reckons it'll be fun (pffft please).

Been getting to know Tipsy's friend Shu Mei better lately. She's awesome to have a conversation with even if she did threaten to impale me with her car keys and the occasional screams of "I hate you!" after some rather cheeky comments. Perhaps I'd take those words seriously if she didn't end up laughing after saying them.

Haven't seen Pincher Yan Yiing for most of the week because she was busy with some work. So I just could not resist teasing her when I saw her today. "Of course I miss you. How can I not miss the glitter in your eyes? That smile on your face? The voice from those lips? The touch of those pinching fingers?" Luckily for me she afforded me a smile instead of going ballistic on me. I figure she was too tired and saw the funny side of it. Or maybe she's just not used to me adding a little bit of flattery in my comments. She did manage to pinch me once but it's all good. She's a fantastic person despite our ways with each other.

Aww Geez... 'Web'sites?

So as I have been told by some to clean up and remove the cobwebs that have seemingly infested this blog, I sit here wondering what to write. Perhaps that corny joke a friend of mine told me "You can't have cobwebs growing on your blog. It's already a 'web'site". Genius knows no boundaries I'm sure.

I cannot believe that I still have not watched Ice Age 2 yet. I heard that The Wild is as crap as I thought it would be, but ICE AGE 2!!! It's time to make a few calls and get a few people of their lazy arses to go out and enjoy an evening of CGI.

Belated birthday wishes I can remember now...

Azrin. We'll get you next year!

Joyce. Fabulous Fairy was caught passed out. Don't worry Joyce you still look lovely.

Sharon. I am not EVIL!!!

Bites And Pinches

Bites and pinches along with all the near misses,
Since I met her I somehow knew.
That my world once so colourful,
Is now turning just black and blue.

Those silly little times,
Involving those scratches and bites.
All seem so normal now,
Because they're our silly little fights.

Despite all the bullying I get,
I really do know one thing.
Life would be pretty boring,
With out the silly lady Yiing.

Happy Thoughts?

Tim - There's a blog entry about people like you.

Steph Fang - Huh?


A short while later...


Steph Fang - HaHaHAhAhAhaHAHAHaha!

Tim - What's so funny? You read V for Vaseline?

Steph Fang - No the smacking one!

Tim - It's your happy thought isnt it?

Steph Fang - HAahAHaHahaHahaHa!


She has totally lost it.

V for ?

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
the gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of now reason why the gunpowder treason,
should ever be forgot.

I've had some mixed reviews by word of mouth from some people about the show, but after seeing it for myself I actually enjoyed it and thought it to be an above average show. I especially loved the dialogue used and of course Natalie Portman starring in it obviously helped. Here is a little about the movie in my own words.

Human come guinea pig gets BBQd by accident but somehow survives and plans for 20 years on how to pay back the government scum he feels is responsible for him being turned into a piece of charcoal. In 20 years he somehow manages to amass a fortune from stealing collectibles and somehow manages to acquire a shit load of C4 and change Halloween from October to November. Driven by vengeance he sets out to eliminate all the high rank sissy people who had a hand in the dirty work at any cost. Even manages to blow up notable landmarks for kicks.

What the some people may not catch right away is that he is actually gay, as a flashback scene shows how gays and lesbians were abducted for that fateful stupid science project. And while some may argue that he's not gay because he fell in love with Portmans character, get real people. Natalie Portman is hot enough to make any gay dude turn straight. And while the original name for the movie had to be changed to suit the audiences, V for Vendetta was actually supposed to be called V for Vaseline.

The People's Punching Bag

For the past two weeks I have been bitten, pinched and punched by girls. Sometimes perhaps I deserved it for being too cheeky, other times they find it fun and amusing to subject me to such abuse without any reason whatsoever (well almost).

First we have Silly Tipsy's friend Yan 'The Pincher' Yiing. Perhaps the reason I'm subjected to this agonising punishment from her is because I nicknamed her 'Party Animal' because of some past incidents. I hardly even call her that, yet my agility levels seem to have taken a massive boost after countless efforts avoiding those nasty fingers of pain which she gleefully directs at me. Men be warned. Your nipples might never be the same after encountering her. Ah yes, she also bites.

Next we have Party Animal's friend Sarah. As attractive as she may be, she seems to follow in her friends delights of indulging in a pinching fest when I am around even if we are just acquainted. The waist area seems to be her favourite choice of dishing out punishment. Definitely one to watch out for in the future. Perhaps I shall give her a name like Vicious Vixen or Malicious Minx or something like that.

Terri. After almost a year of not seeing her, fate would have it that she would be with the same group of friends I went to meet one fine day. Maybe it was something I said that teased her, maybe she just missed me, but I don't think I've had such a battering in ages when she suddenly decided to pummel me into nothing with her fists and laughing evilly after. Just because you are my dear old friend doesn't mean that gives you punching rights. It does however allow me to forgive you much easier and allows me to retaliate next time. Beware!

Steph Fang. Ah heck you beat me anytime you see me for the kicks of it but I know you love me ha ha. Pretty much expected every time we meet so nothing to whine about here. I know your weaknesses!

Rufina. No abuse from you yet but constant threats of smacking me because you think I in someway am influencing or have influenced your boyfriend into gaming. Let it be known that I did not tell him to play World of Warcraft, I do not drag him for dota, he drags me! And not really wanting to watch Prison Break does not warrant a smack from you. The nick Raging Rufie fits you well after all I guess.

25.

As of today I'm 25 years old. Lately I seem to have discovered part of myself that I've forgotten all about. Things that I've left out for so long that I've almost forgotten what it is for me to be me. Time for me to pick up the pieces again. Another year in my life has passed me by and perhaps that's what's bothering me, it's passed. I really would have liked to use the term 'lived another year' but the sad truth is that the reality of it is that I haven't. But recently I've noticed slight signs of the person that I used to be. And perhaps that in itself will bring hope for better times and things for the future to come.

Happy Birthday Khairul Jr!

Uh Oh. Fairy Fury!

Honestly some people have to much free time. For example, personwithtoomuchfreetimesblog

Lunch with Joyce was a bit of a disaster as the paper bag which held her precious Malibu gave away and *SHATTEEEEEEEEEEEEERED!* all over ze floor. My first thoughts were 'OH FUCK!' So that was the end of the Malibu bottle which I wanted to get rid off... er... give Joyce. Half expecting her to be all black faced and moody she took it pretty well. At least she punished me by making me wait for like half an hour and she got a free lunch from me... again.

Happy People.

Actually the topic has no relevance to this entry. Just that I'm listening to Robert Kelly's Happy People now and just happened to type it in.

So it's finally happened... My contract has expired and am currently unemployed. Will have to start looking for a job again nad hopefully be able to find a copy of The Malaysian Advertising Directory so I can do some research as well.

I've never noticed how much an enjoyment work was for me till recently. Waking up everyday with nothing to do drives me to the point of extreme boredom where I'd actually contemplate going out alone as most of my mates are at work or have resumed their studies. And as my PC at home is probably as ancient as the dinosaurs, I will have to look into investing for a new one.

Expenses, expenses, expenses and no income!!! Someone hire me!!!

14th Febuary.

Valentine's Day, a time for lovers and couples to express their unconditional love for one another? Or perhaps just another reason for restaurants and flower shops to make a quick buck? I reckon it's the latter.

I've never really understood or tried to why we had to dedicate one day to specially pamper your loved one when it's perfectly possible to do it any other day of the year. And to choose to do so on a day when things are ridiculously overpriced is beyond me and probably any sense of reasoning. Just because silly little gifts may cost a little (some a lot) more does it mean that you love them any more or less? To claim that Valentine's is a day to celebrate love and companionship is the biggest piece of horse shit anyone can claim simply because you don't set one day to dedicate anything to your partner. It's an everyday thing, simple.

The only probable reason which I will consider celebrating Valentine's Day, is that a fat friend of mine was introduced into our world on this day and he's stuck at home right now because his car has a flat tyre and can't come out. Happy birthday friend. Perhaps it's time to go on a diet.

Happy Birthday Fat 'SanTa' Kel!!!

Back From Pahang.

Back from Pahang after a long day shoot for Tourism Malaysia. It would have been a quite ok trip if not for the fact that it was raining or drizzling the whole time there. To make it even more miserable, the locations where we had to shoot involved white water and bamboo rafting. So yea not really the ideal place to go when its raining and as most of you who actually read this blog know by now, I hate rain. But the company was good as before as the same people who went for the shoot in Langkawi were involved. The highlight of the day? Hanging out with attractive talents? Watching people struggle from tumbling into the water? No. There was this one time when I heard a gunshot and then I saw these 2 kids crossing a brige and tossing a monkey into the river. Wicked kids!

Really need a shower. I probably smell like I went fishing.

Decisions...

To flip a coin or to give something some serious thought... hmm...

Back To Work.

So it's back to work once again after a week of visiting, card games and late nights. I feel exceptionally good despite the fact that I was actually loathing the idea of goin back to work after such a long break. It's going to be a busy week for me. 2 more scenes to shoot and then I'll be back to my original job back at the agency. Joy.

A Little Something To Darling Debs

I'm a little bored so I decided to leave this in Darling Debs multiply site...

How her eyes glitter with the stars in the sky, and how her smile shines with what little light the moon gives. How she grows more beautiful as the days go by, and how she matures into the most incredible person with each passing moment. Simply wonderful... My darling, my sister, my friend.

Through years that come
And those that past
Our bond will remain
And is sure to last

Through the heartaches
And troubled times
With the wonderful memories
Along with my silly rhymes

Through out the years
Both near and far apart
We've been best of friends
And you'll always have a place...

In the garden of my heart.


A Friend Loves At All Times.

Have a great 2006 darling!

Happy CNY Folks!

Seeing as things just keep getting better and better after an awesome time working in Langkawi, Chinese New Year around the corner and the English FA finally deciding that Sven-Goran Eriksson is total rubbish...

I'm just going to wish you people who actually read this nonsense I write...

A Very Happy And Prosperous Chinese New Year! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

Back From Langkawi.

Just got back from Langkawi like 30 mins ago. The trip was pretty excellent for me despite the fact I was there on work.

3 days of shooting in the sun really takes it's toll when you forget to bring along sun tan lotion.

Working with production was an awesome experience for me.

Met loads of people.

Bought a few gifts for friends.

Bought a lot of stuff for myself.

Got the phone numbers of 2 girls.

Maybe I'll go into more detail of what happened in Langkawi, maybe I won't. It was fun while it lasted, but it's also good to be back!

Munsters Birthday!

It maybe a little early, but I still have to wish the insanely gorgeous lady a very happy birthday...

Happy Birthday Munster!

Tim vs Joyce.

Fairy Joyce called me up for lunch today. Seeing as I was allowed to go in late today because my director and producer had a meeting to attend in the morning, I gladly accepted the invitation.

I teased the silly fairy about how awesome it was to be having lunch with a *celebrity blogger* and all I got for a reply was 'Don't be stupid!' The lady is modest I tell you'll.

Round 1.
Both of us kept insisting that we'd pay for the other persons lunch and a lil debate followed which never really concluded. Her reason was that she called me up and so she was entitled to buy me lunch. Mine was that since it was the first time that we'd actually had lunch, there was no way I'd let the lady pay. Eventually we dropped the topic and proceeded with a more constructive conversation.

Tim 0 Joyce 0 - Draw!

Round 2.
After lunch she went to use the restroom and yea, I called for the bill... paid... and then sat there smiling cheekily and told her that lunch was paid for when she got back. For that, she said I was damn sneaky. I replied with even if she was here, there was no way she'd get to buy me lunch. She asked why, and I told her all I have to do is say to the waiter 'You're not going to let the lady pay are you?' Then she decided that she was beat and thanked me.

Tim 1 Joyce 0 - Tim takes the lead!

In one part of our conversation I asked her why put my name in her phone and blog as TimmyTimTim? She said that there was another Tim in her phone already and she just came up with that nickname at that time. And that there would be no chance of me getting her to change it. I told her from being gangsta like and macho I have been reduced to 'sounding cute' by her... and she just sat there laughing.

Tim 1 Joyce 1 - Joyce makes a comeback!

Final score - Tim 1 Joyce 1 It's a draw!

Till our next lunch appointment!!!

Lil Update.

Just what I needed, the schedule for my production shoot has been pushed back and that means I'll be able to attend my CNY dinner. But that also means that I'll be involved with the production side of the network a lot longer than anticipated.

Darling Debbie's trip to Rome has been changed to Barcelona. This means no Neri Per Caso CD's and no Colosseum pictures. Boo!

I can't seem to wait for Feb to arrive. I'm guessing a 10 day festive holiday since I'm in a chinaman company and Labor Day is around that time as well.

Meatspinner Lousy Louis will be leaving this Thurs to head back to sunny California. Bah...

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me.

So as the sound of drilling escalates to unbearable levels in the office, I find myself half deaf and pleasantly surprisedto be without a lot of work for the first time this month, which is good of course.

Sometimes it baffles me how some people can be such total idiots in an industry where you are supposed to be creative and expressive. Granted that we do have our restrictions, but there are holes in the system that at least allows us to portray something similar one way or another.

My current project involves me targeting the Japan and Korea markets and portraying Malaysia as 'THE' place to be. So I figure I'd get the talents to dress trendy, look good, and at least look presentable... at the very least. BUT... some idiots decide that they'd stereotype instead and dress them up like how tourist would dress in the 50's or 60's. You know... really tight short shorts, long socks, big backpack, canteen, thick framed glasses... Come on.

No one wants to go on holiday looking like an idiot. They want to think and know that if they visit somewhere they are going to and want to look fashionable, good and not like some 50's school kid with the super flat side parting. At the very least make them look normal not like some geek who still sleeps with his teddy bear and sucks his thumb and probably wets his bed.

Some people I tell you...

January...

When you have to go to work on a public holiday (yesterday) you know your social life has almost been reduced to zero. It doesn't help that my boss has the organisation skill of a 10 year old and allowed contractors to renovate the bloody office today when we have an important presentation to prepare before 2pm. It's not that hard to ask them to come in on Friday and Saturday when we would have finished the presentation and won't be bothered as much by the sound of drills and hammering.

Honestly the noise level and the working condition at the moment makes going to an opera to watch a fat man in tights sing sound like fun. Bad enough that for the month of January I will be extremely busy with work, will have to miss my family's Chinese New Year dinner because of work and when I do finish everything by end of the month, I shall be required to stay in my PJ house again to take care of the dog because mom will be heading to USA for 2 weeks. Which brings me to my next rant...

I do not get it, really I don't. Can anyone please tell me the point of getting a dog when most of the time you get other people to take care of them. When I finally have a decent holiday period to enjoy, I have to take care of my mom's dog. On top of that she's lending her car to my stepdad's sister while they are down from the states which leaves me shit out of luck on transport. So public transport it is if I want to go out. OH! I have to find my own food as well, andif I do go out I have to return in the evening to feed the dog. So i figure I have 2 options, suffer with travel expenses for the week or I could live like a hermit in which I will STILL have to go out to buy food which is at least a 20 minute walk to the food outlets. I'm sure you folks know that walking in the Malaysian afternoon isn't very pleasant.

*Grumble, grumble, grumble*

Even Friends Parents Can Be Cunning.

Interesting and amusing conversation I had with my friends mom.


Auntie K - Tim ar... When are you going to get a car and a girlfriend ar?

Tim - (me being cheeky) Aiya auntie you're already married. My shattered heart will never be the same.

Auntie K - Aiya why would you want an old woman like me? Go find yourself a nice 15/16 year old girl.

Tim - Auntie, I'm 24 years old. I'd probably end up in jail if I did that.

Auntie K - Nevermind. If you get into trouble I'll send Uncle down to defend you (he's a lawyer in case you haven't gotten that figured out).

Tim - But uncle isn't always here. You guys stay in Perth.

Auntie K - Aiya, you pay for his air ticket he'll surely come down to defend you. Then I also can come for holiday.

Tim - *Speechless*



Not bad... even my friends mom is trying to use me as a tool to go on holidays.

Taxi Drivers I Tell You!

I'm sure that most of you peeps in Malaysia know what total shitheads taxi drivers here can be. Today I was allowed to go to work late and since I missed my car pool I decided that a cab would be the next best option ( Yea I don't have a car to use.) So I managed to catch a cab from Bangsar and told the driver that I wanted to go to Sri Damansara where my office was. The idiot took me to Sri Hartamas.

Ok, no problem... we can still go to Sri Damansara via the Penchala Link, but instead of taking me to the tol he decided that he would show me a faster way with no tols. I had a fucking bad feeling and sure enough, I ended up in Jinjang, Kepong and then Sri Damansara. My usual fare if I took my normal way would be about RM14. My fare when he dropped me off was RM24! I told him to fuck off I'm paying him RM14 take it or leave it. He didn't put up much of an arguement because I figure he knows he took me the wrong way and made me sit in his stinking cab for a longer and more expensive journey.

*Snort!*

And The New Year Is Here.

Notable things that happened during my New Year celebration...

Lousy Louis - Got himself drunk even before the countdown began and decided that he doesn't have to pay for alcohol as long as he signs for it... in LUNA BAR. Post mortem has yet to be determined. Made me leave the party and send his ass home early (2 am) because he wanted to go home but was in no condition to drive. I'm expecting lots of free dinners and loads of presents next time he comes back from USA.

Nic - For trying to pick a fight with some ppl like 5 times his size because they shoved him off the bar thinking that someone in our group threw water at them. Loads of shouts and a couple of failed attempts to get at them later he finally calmed down. He shall now be known as Little Yakuza.

Aaron Stoner Ang - I understand that you were drunk, but you freak me out. This is what happened... Aaron came up to me while I was chatting with Sharon and said ' Sharon, let me tell you something about Tim here (putting his arm around me), I haven't known him for very long, I can't say I'm his best friend, but for the 8 to 9 months that I've known him, I know that he's always very respectable towards girls. If I wasn't attached, I'd go out with him. (grip tightens around me)' WHOAAAA WHOAAAAA STOP NOW! That is so wrong! That is just gay! It's sick! It's disgusting! Worse than sitting your ass down on a public toilet seat in Malaysia! Aaron, next time you are drunk I am not going anywhere near you!