Happy Thoughts?

Tim - There's a blog entry about people like you.

Steph Fang - Huh?


A short while later...


Steph Fang - HaHaHAhAhAhaHAHAHaha!

Tim - What's so funny? You read V for Vaseline?

Steph Fang - No the smacking one!

Tim - It's your happy thought isnt it?

Steph Fang - HAahAHaHahaHahaHa!


She has totally lost it.

V for ?

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
the gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of now reason why the gunpowder treason,
should ever be forgot.

I've had some mixed reviews by word of mouth from some people about the show, but after seeing it for myself I actually enjoyed it and thought it to be an above average show. I especially loved the dialogue used and of course Natalie Portman starring in it obviously helped. Here is a little about the movie in my own words.

Human come guinea pig gets BBQd by accident but somehow survives and plans for 20 years on how to pay back the government scum he feels is responsible for him being turned into a piece of charcoal. In 20 years he somehow manages to amass a fortune from stealing collectibles and somehow manages to acquire a shit load of C4 and change Halloween from October to November. Driven by vengeance he sets out to eliminate all the high rank sissy people who had a hand in the dirty work at any cost. Even manages to blow up notable landmarks for kicks.

What the some people may not catch right away is that he is actually gay, as a flashback scene shows how gays and lesbians were abducted for that fateful stupid science project. And while some may argue that he's not gay because he fell in love with Portmans character, get real people. Natalie Portman is hot enough to make any gay dude turn straight. And while the original name for the movie had to be changed to suit the audiences, V for Vendetta was actually supposed to be called V for Vaseline.

The People's Punching Bag

For the past two weeks I have been bitten, pinched and punched by girls. Sometimes perhaps I deserved it for being too cheeky, other times they find it fun and amusing to subject me to such abuse without any reason whatsoever (well almost).

First we have Silly Tipsy's friend Yan 'The Pincher' Yiing. Perhaps the reason I'm subjected to this agonising punishment from her is because I nicknamed her 'Party Animal' because of some past incidents. I hardly even call her that, yet my agility levels seem to have taken a massive boost after countless efforts avoiding those nasty fingers of pain which she gleefully directs at me. Men be warned. Your nipples might never be the same after encountering her. Ah yes, she also bites.

Next we have Party Animal's friend Sarah. As attractive as she may be, she seems to follow in her friends delights of indulging in a pinching fest when I am around even if we are just acquainted. The waist area seems to be her favourite choice of dishing out punishment. Definitely one to watch out for in the future. Perhaps I shall give her a name like Vicious Vixen or Malicious Minx or something like that.

Terri. After almost a year of not seeing her, fate would have it that she would be with the same group of friends I went to meet one fine day. Maybe it was something I said that teased her, maybe she just missed me, but I don't think I've had such a battering in ages when she suddenly decided to pummel me into nothing with her fists and laughing evilly after. Just because you are my dear old friend doesn't mean that gives you punching rights. It does however allow me to forgive you much easier and allows me to retaliate next time. Beware!

Steph Fang. Ah heck you beat me anytime you see me for the kicks of it but I know you love me ha ha. Pretty much expected every time we meet so nothing to whine about here. I know your weaknesses!

Rufina. No abuse from you yet but constant threats of smacking me because you think I in someway am influencing or have influenced your boyfriend into gaming. Let it be known that I did not tell him to play World of Warcraft, I do not drag him for dota, he drags me! And not really wanting to watch Prison Break does not warrant a smack from you. The nick Raging Rufie fits you well after all I guess.

25.

As of today I'm 25 years old. Lately I seem to have discovered part of myself that I've forgotten all about. Things that I've left out for so long that I've almost forgotten what it is for me to be me. Time for me to pick up the pieces again. Another year in my life has passed me by and perhaps that's what's bothering me, it's passed. I really would have liked to use the term 'lived another year' but the sad truth is that the reality of it is that I haven't. But recently I've noticed slight signs of the person that I used to be. And perhaps that in itself will bring hope for better times and things for the future to come.

Happy Birthday Khairul Jr!