The People's Punching Bag

For the past two weeks I have been bitten, pinched and punched by girls. Sometimes perhaps I deserved it for being too cheeky, other times they find it fun and amusing to subject me to such abuse without any reason whatsoever (well almost).

First we have Silly Tipsy's friend Yan 'The Pincher' Yiing. Perhaps the reason I'm subjected to this agonising punishment from her is because I nicknamed her 'Party Animal' because of some past incidents. I hardly even call her that, yet my agility levels seem to have taken a massive boost after countless efforts avoiding those nasty fingers of pain which she gleefully directs at me. Men be warned. Your nipples might never be the same after encountering her. Ah yes, she also bites.

Next we have Party Animal's friend Sarah. As attractive as she may be, she seems to follow in her friends delights of indulging in a pinching fest when I am around even if we are just acquainted. The waist area seems to be her favourite choice of dishing out punishment. Definitely one to watch out for in the future. Perhaps I shall give her a name like Vicious Vixen or Malicious Minx or something like that.

Terri. After almost a year of not seeing her, fate would have it that she would be with the same group of friends I went to meet one fine day. Maybe it was something I said that teased her, maybe she just missed me, but I don't think I've had such a battering in ages when she suddenly decided to pummel me into nothing with her fists and laughing evilly after. Just because you are my dear old friend doesn't mean that gives you punching rights. It does however allow me to forgive you much easier and allows me to retaliate next time. Beware!

Steph Fang. Ah heck you beat me anytime you see me for the kicks of it but I know you love me ha ha. Pretty much expected every time we meet so nothing to whine about here. I know your weaknesses!

Rufina. No abuse from you yet but constant threats of smacking me because you think I in someway am influencing or have influenced your boyfriend into gaming. Let it be known that I did not tell him to play World of Warcraft, I do not drag him for dota, he drags me! And not really wanting to watch Prison Break does not warrant a smack from you. The nick Raging Rufie fits you well after all I guess.