NOVEMBER

Chubs,

It's November once again,
And there's a place where you should go.
Where the customary rhyme is stored,
And only you should know.

So drop by and have a read,
I hope you like it.
Although it's not that inspiring,
And I think it sounds corny just a little bit...

Our sillyness...

she - coming home in december and ure goin to propose to me. i will stay home and cook, bake & do gardening

me - no cleaning?

she - that one u do

me - i knew it!

she - of coz

No luve from the sister...

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
kimmy!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
i want to place an order before you come home!

kimerly says:
TIM!

kimerly says:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

kimerly says:
hahaha

kimerly says:
im already homeeee

kimerly says:
dont tell me you want ciggs haha

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
NOOOOOEeess!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
i wanted tim tam crush biscuits..

kimerly says:
HAHAH I BOUGHT THOSEEE

kimerly says:
but only one big ass pack

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
did i ever tell you how pretty i know you are?

kimerly says:
HAHAHAH bye

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
bleh...

One of those randoms...

K, I know that I've been missing for quite a bit. But I was chatting with Nic recently about football transfers, and also we're pretty excited on watching Man United in Malaysia later this month after the cancellation of their tour last year due to the Asian Cup.

While pretty much everyone is all hype and buzz on how the close season transfers are taking place with, Real Madrid in particular spending more money on two players than some small countries spend in a year... I will actually write about something else.

It's a wonder how some clubs will let their most prized assets go (don't worry United, I'd sell C.R for 80 mil anytime too), I'll actually bitch on how some football jersey designs even got approved in the first place. Ok granted that they're not a total loss, but c'mon... there's gotta be a better idea for design out there...


Man United...


Well ok, at first glance it may not look so bad. It might even appeal to some people as well.. if they play rugby. For a club that relies so heavily on it's merchandising for revenue, it's amazing that someone didn't get fired.

Quote Wayne Rooney "It's important that we like it and get used to it before the season starts (I would probably need a long time to get used to looking at that too). I'm really excited about playing in it (I'm sure he's not being totally honest about that...)"

Nic, I'm still guessing you'll buy it no matter how much you hate it :p


Arsenal...


Now usually I wouldn't give two shits about how Arsenal's jerseys look like, nevermind the attempt to have a baseball shirt as their new away kit. I just think it's ugly.


Newcastle United...


Those poor, poor Geordies must be the most thick skinned people on the planet.

1. They still take off their shirts and cheer their team on even in the most brutal of weather conditions. Whether it's thick skin or just lots of fat I'll leave it to you people to decide.

2. They still call themselves Newcastle United fans after the humiliation they've suffered due to the moronic handling of the club by Mike Ashley (I really admire them for this).

3. They have to support a team wearing that away kit, after seeing their beloved team relegated from the Premiership.

It's a shame really, from once being a potential top five side to being reduced to slugging it out with those in the Championship. But they can't say that they didn't deserve to be there. Their whole last season was the stuff of comedy and cartoon disasters.


Need I say more...?

It's about time...

Gaming Talk...

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
full hp!

Agent L -> 9999/9999 says:
FOR ONCE

Agent L -> 9999/9999 says:
Yay

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
weekend buff!

Agent L -> 9999/9999 says:
hahaha YES

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
lol

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
spell gives party member good moods and energy burst

Agent L -> 9999/9999 says:
I like that

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
lasts 2 days

Agent L -> 9999/9999 says:
wth!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
5 days recasting time

Agent L -> 9999/9999 says:
True true

Agent L -> 9999/9999 says:
that's a funny way to put it

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
hahah

April Fools Day... Part 2.

It went like this...

n. says:
omfg

n. says:
let me show u something

n. sends:
Open(Alt+P)

n. says:
i got pwned.

n. says:
BIG FUCKING TIME.

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
rofl

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
wait wait

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
let the file transfer first

You have successfully received C:\Users\timothy teh\Desktop\wtf!.JPG from nic

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

n. says:
i thought it was a massive fucking BIG JOKE

n. says:
WTF

n. says:
I SWEAR TO GOD


And the pic was this...



n. says:
when iread the new news..i was like 550MIL WTF?!?!?!?

n. says:
then i accept and saw the fucking pop up and saw the date..and went.. WTF?!?!?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
this is so blog worthy

April Fools Day...

Super Steph says:
tim i found waffles in KL!!!!!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
!!!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
where?

Super Steph says:
i dunno..

Super Steph says:
happy april fool's day

Super Steph says:
HEHE

My boss would have killed me...

Being April Fools day I wanted to play a prank on my boss.

So I initially decided that I would come in to work early, draft a resignation letter and sign it. At the bottom where my name is supposed to be below the signature, I would have put in " HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!".

I didn't in the end because I decided that half an hours extra sleep was more important since I'm still recovering from the flu...

So instead I shared it with her over a smoke, and she said that she would literally kill me if I pulled that prank as it was "So not funny".

Then after a minute she laughs and tells me...

Boss - Maybe we should get the management to pull that prank on the regional CEO :p

Tim - Suddenly he accepts it then you know :p

Boss - Oh Shit!

Guess the idea wasn't that bad after all...

The sky fell and I didn't know it...

Well ok, not as drastic as that... but I'd say it's pretty damn close.

Nic has started a blog.
Nic has started a blog.
Nic has started a blog.

Still don't believe it?

Nic has started a blog.

Wishes?

Just the same as last year... and the year before... and the year before that...

A word, a voice and a smile from someone. That's it...

Our nonsene...

a . dork . a . ble says:
a plane almost crash in nyc

a . dork . a . ble says:
haha but the pilot pro

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
soon you'll see them banning alcohol on flights

a . dork . a . ble says:
haha nono

a . dork . a . ble says:
birds

a . dork . a . ble says:
brought the plane down haha

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
lol

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
terrorist pigeons

a . dork . a . ble says:
lol

a . dork . a . ble says:
they got stuck in the engine

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
years of training improve accuracy

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
whats he doing flying so low anyway

a . dork . a . ble says:
just took off if im not wrong

a . dork . a . ble says:
was going to crash in the city already

a . dork . a . ble says:
haha

a . dork . a . ble says:
buat uturn

a . dork . a . ble says:
crash in the water instaed

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
it's a set up i tell u

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
the pilot did it

a . dork . a . ble says:
60+ old wei pilot haha

a . dork . a . ble says:
lucky he never heart attack lol

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
it's perfect

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
stage the crash

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
save the passengers

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
awarded medal

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
retire a hero

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
do tv commercials

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
i so know it!

a . dork . a . ble says:
ahhahahaa

09.09.09

The wait is finally almost over...



I still have not managed to find myself the short film to this... I remember I blogged about his way back in 2007 and fell in love with it's unique characters and dark settings.

And now me fav director is bringing it to tha big screeeeen!

After 4 years... Finally.

Meanies...

A friend of mine was telling me about this new intern she has, who emits rather unpleasant fragrances from her body. Apparently her hair is a fright as well. The lass hails from Melaka and is Chinese which is a bit weird to me as they don't usually pollute the air in that way...

Anyway...


Friend:
you should try guessing what her english name is

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
peaches

Friend:
no

Friend:
starts with S, ends with A

Friend:
*hint not sandra or samantha

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
shakira?

Friend:
no

Friend:
4 syllables

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
smells la

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
oh

Friend:
hahahahaha

Friend:
smella

Friend:
okay give up yet?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
smellarella

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
thats 4 syllables

Friend:
LOL you're mean

Friend:
it's....

Friend:
prepare yourself

Friend:
SPATURAYTIA

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
wha wha wha???

Friend:
spatu = like spatula
ray = like sunshine
tia = like ...i dunno

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
good job