Meanies...

A friend of mine was telling me about this new intern she has, who emits rather unpleasant fragrances from her body. Apparently her hair is a fright as well. The lass hails from Melaka and is Chinese which is a bit weird to me as they don't usually pollute the air in that way...

Anyway...


Friend:
you should try guessing what her english name is

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
peaches

Friend:
no

Friend:
starts with S, ends with A

Friend:
*hint not sandra or samantha

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
shakira?

Friend:
no

Friend:
4 syllables

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
smells la

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
oh

Friend:
hahahahaha

Friend:
smella

Friend:
okay give up yet?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
smellarella

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
thats 4 syllables

Friend:
LOL you're mean

Friend:
it's....

Friend:
prepare yourself

Friend:
SPATURAYTIA

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
wha wha wha???

Friend:
spatu = like spatula
ray = like sunshine
tia = like ...i dunno

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
good job