Because I'm bored...

I present to ye... Reasons why advertising is like porn.


- You shouldn't stay in the same position for too long.

- If it's good, it transcends language.

- Working in the industry will affect your family life at some point.

- It creates careers for art-school dropouts.

- The same concepts are endlessly recycled.

- You fast-forward through the boring stuff.

- The Internet took it to a whole new level.

- It's hard to transition out of.

- They both have weird self-congratulatory award shows.

- Only the people who create it are delusional enough to call it art.