Netherlands... get it?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : ONE waffle

Super(*)Steph: ONE PACK

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : empty?

Super(*)Steph: FULL

Super(*)Steph: ONE FULL PACK OF WAFFLES

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : and what do i get for giving them precious waffles up?

Super(*)Steph: erm. i will buy u an ice latte

Super(*)Steph: no wait. did u get them free?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : no

Super(*)Steph: ook fine.. i will buy u a latte

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : thats it?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : they're from holland!

Super(*)Steph: well i'll wear orange and buy u a latte

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : why are you wearing orange?

Super(*)Steph: holland.. orange

Super(*)Steph: duhhh

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : and what does the colour have anything to do with benefiting me?

Super(*)Steph: to feel the netherlands

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : lol! u know that didn't sound so right

Super(*)Steph: HAHHAAHHA

Oh joy!

I'm posting it anyway...

M.L: omgwtf is that creature on your arm
M.L: oh sorry
M.L: that's *****'s lovebite
M.L: lolol if her man found out he's not gonna be pleased

Tim: i saved the photo under love bite also

M.L: omgwtfbbq
M.L: yuck yuck
M.L: i must ask her if you taste nice
M.L: reminds me of the time i bit ***
M.L: but that was during sex

Tim: too...
Tim: much...
Tim: info...

M.L: he simply grabbed my hair by the roots and screamed "YOU FUCKING BITCH THAT REALLY HURT"

Tim: you do know im capable of posting all this right?

M.L: erm
M.L: TRUCE!!!

Bitten...

And there we sat with our glasses of wine, minutes ticking by turning into hours.
Catching up with casual conversations on the days of our lives.
The occasional silly giggles, the joyous laughter and the occasional stone silent moments...

Then she looks at me and smiles... Radiant as the sun itself.

And then she asks me...

She - Tim...

Tim - Yea?

She - Can I bite you?

Tim - WHAT?

Yes she really did ask me that... it was sudden, it was totally out of the blue, and sure as hell not going to be allowed!

Tim - What the hell for?

She - Just for fun la.

Tim - NO! Don't be stupid pls!

She - Oh come on...

And then she edges closer... Just my luck that I had to take the part of the couch with my left side against a wall (she was seated on my right). So it was either try to fend my half drunk friend off or try leaping over the table.

Back against the wall with no where to run... I tried to push her back... And that's when she striked.

Fucking pain weiiiiiii!

WHAT THE HELL WEI!!!

She had a good laugh about it until I showed it to her...

She - OMG! TIIIIMMMM! I'm so sorry...

Tim - No you're NOT! You're smiling!

She - Ha ha, sorry la...

Tim - grumblegrumblegrumblerant...

So I let it slide since it didn't look that bad after a few minutes... And we continued our conversations till late.

Then when I woke up the next day...

WHUT THA FHUCK WEIII!!!!

I must so find safer people to be around!

Being Naughty Is Nice...

Couldn't Resist...

Merry Christmas folks! *munch* *munch*...

Love's a Game...

Oh maybe I think, maybe I don’t, maybe I will
Maybe I won’t find my way this time
I hear you calling me soon
One of these days
Somebody stays and somebody pays
It happens all the time
I’ll be leaving, believing you wanted me to

Maybe I’m a fool
For walking in line
Maybe I should try to lead this time
I’m an honest mistake that you make
Did you mean to?

Did you mean
Did you mean

Love is just a game
Broken all the same
And I will get over you
Love is just a lie
Happens all the time
Swear I know this much is true

And they collared you up
And collared you down
And coloured you in
And I’ve been waiting so long
To take you home
And maybe I think, maybe I don’t, maybe I will
Maybe I won’t find my way tonight
But I hear you calling me soon

Maybe I’m a fool
For walking in line
Maybe I should try to lead this time
I’m an honest mistake that you make
Did you mean to?

Did you mean
Did you mean

Love is just a game
Broken all the same
And I will get over you
Love is just a lie
Happens all the time
Swear I know this much is true

Maybe I’m a fool
For walking in line
Maybe I should try to lead this time
I’m an honest mistake that you made
Did you mean to?

Did you mean
Did you mean

Love is just a game
Broken all the same
And I will get over you
Love is just a lie
Happens all the time
Swear I know this much is true

- The Magic Numbers

Constantly...

I knew it was there
Though I tried to hide it
The feeling just kept on shining through
Haven’t known you that long
So I try to deny it
But the feeling was much too much too strong

Could this be love
Deep down inside
Tearing me apart
I feel it in my heart

Constantly, you’re on my mind
Thinking about you all the time
I can’t sleep, no matter what I do
I just keep on thinking ‘bout you

Why do I feel this way
When I know you have someone
That you’re seeing each and everyday
Should I play this game
Of just being you friend
When I know that’s not where I want it to end

How could this be wrong
When it feels so strong
Tearing me apart
I feel it in my heart

Constantly, you’re on my mind
Thinking about you all the time
I can’t sleep, no matter what I do
I just keep on thinking ‘bout you

Constantly, you’re on my mind
Thinking about you all the time
I can’t sleep, no matter what I do
I just keep on thinking ‘bout you

No, I don’t want to start no trouble
Between you and I and you lover
But I must tell you what I’m going through
Everytime you walk by I see love in your eyes

You're on my mind
Keep on thinking bout you're love
I can't sleep
I just keep on thinking 'bout you...

Constantly, you’re on my mind
Thinking about you all the time
I can’t sleep, no matter what I do
I just keep on thinking ‘bout you

-M.Y.M.P

At Your Best (You Are Loved)...

When I feel what I feel
Sometimes it's hard to tell you so
You may not be in the mood to learn
What you think you know
There are times when I find
You wanna keep yourself from me
When I don't have the strength
I'm just a mirror for what I see

But at your best you are loved
You are a positive motivating force within my life
Should you ever feel the need to wonder why
Let me know, let me know

When you feel, what you feel
Oh, how hard for me to understand
So many things have taken place before
This love affair began
But if you feel, oh, like I feel
Confusion can give way to doubt
For there are times when I fall short of what I say
What I say I'm all about, all about

But at your best you are loved
You are a positive motivating force within my life
Should you ever feel the need to wonder why
Let me know, let me know

Tell me what it is
There's no need to make believe
Look beyond your world
Try to find a place for me

Cuz at your best you are loved
You are a positive motivating force within my life
Should you ever feel the need to wonder why
Let me know, let me know

-M.Y.M.P

There, I wrote it...

So got nagged to write and put this up...


How long has it been?
With that smile of yours long unseen.
Days, weeks and months of lonely,
They pass by ever, ever so slowly.
And here I sit silently and write,
Those silly little things for your delight.

There are so many places I could begin,
Just gotta think a little and look within.
I’m like a kid searching for his lost toy,
Searching for those rhymes that you so enjoy.
And while I figure out how to not make you blush,
Just read on and stay hush…

“Might I sing the songs that help you sleep?
And dry those pretty eyes should you weep.
Whisper the magical words that make you smile,
For your laugh… go that extra mile.
Speak the words that simply melt your heart,
You in my life... Now that's the best part.”


Now leave me alone ;p