This Is Halloween.

With eye bags like mine, I don't need a Halloween costume to look like any undead.

Off to Genting tomorrow to chill out. Friends want to watch horror movies, I just want to get out of KL. This will probably be the first time in ages I haven't seen Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas during Halloween. Them folks I'm going up with aren't great fans of animation... They don't know what they're missing.

Horror movies... No matter how freaky, gory or fucking scary people make them out to be, I always find myself getting bored and dozing off or laughing at the show. Yes, Tim finds them scary horror shows funny. Weird?

So why go up when everyone else is going to indulge in a horror marathon and I have no interest in the entertainment provided? Well... It's definitely going to be a lot cooler than KL is that's fo' sure. I need a new environment to gather some ideas anyway. Gonna make one of me mates to bring up a video cam. Perhaps we'll be able to make some dumb videos for laughs. Would be a change from the playground we do all our nonsense anyway. I can picture it now... "Usual Idiots in Genting."

Anyway hope the rest of you folks have an awesome Halloween. Trick over treat man!

You Know Who You Are.

I could say a million things to make her smile,
Write timeless stories about her,
Pay her endless compliments,
Send her a thousand gifts to make her happy.

And yet...

No words can describe her smile,
No book can express her,
No compliment does her justice,
No gift comes close to her worth.

And still...

I adore her amazing smile,
Take interest in the story of her life,
Admire her for who she is,
And in many ways think that she is a gift.

Always.



After reading this over, there are a few things I could and should probably change to make this sound much better. But I'll stick to this since this was the first thing that came to mind.

Killjoy Strikes Again.

Person - Hi Tim!

Tim - Hey! Where you at?

Person - Wah, no need to ask who is this ar? Straight away ask where am I.

Tim - I recognize the voice.

Person - Cheh, thought could surprise you.

Tim - I'm surprised you called me.

Person - No la, just wanted to ask how are you since so long never see you and wish you Selamat Hari Raya.

Tim - Why you wishing Selamat Hari Raya to a Chinese dude?

Person - Can't is it? Just wanted to call and say hi since I haven't seen you for a while.

Tim - You're bored aren't you?

Person - No la where got?

Tim - Okay, then where are you now?

Person - I'm at home.

Tim - So good girl suddenly?

Person - Yea, no one's home so I have to jaga rumah.

Tim - So no ones home, you have run out of things to watch, you're friends are not out either and you have absolutely nothing to do... Am I right?

Person - Kay la! Kay la! I'm really bored! What you doing now?


There you go.

The Problems With Personalized Greetings.

So yes Hari Raya is here and so... being the nice guy that I am, and feeling a tad creative at the time as well, I decided to send a few of my friends personalized raya greeting messages. Then came this reply...


" Hey, thx for your forwarded msg. I like it "

Urrghh (stabs knife into heart). The audacity. I replied...

"What forwarded message??? I WROTE THAT!!! "

"Oops ha ha. It seemed like one :p Sorry!!! Thx again!"


Happy Raya People!!!

Argh?

Laynie: Argh. says:
you're not allowed to use 'argh' in your msn nick.

Laynie: Argh. says:
because i took it first.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Arrgh... Bruises From Pinches! - says:
but u weren't subjected to a massive combination of pinches which leave blue blacks all over.

Laynie: Argh. says:
trust me, my week would kick the crap out of your week in the high-stress sweepstakes.

Laynie: Argh. says:
so i get the 'argh'.

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Arrgh... Bruises From Pinches! - says:
mines not entirely the same as yours. i've got 2 'r's in mine.

Laynie: Argh. says:
*glares at you dangerously*

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Arrgh... Bruises From Pinches! - says:
you don't scare me!

Laynie: Argh. says:
oh i don't?

- T ! M S t [o] N e - Arrgh... Bruises From Pinches! - says:
i am at a safe and secure location far far away from you while we have this conversation thanks to the wonders of the internet.

The Pain...

Arrgghhh!!! Bruises and pinch marks compliments of Yan Yiing (Worlds Most Dangerous Woman!) @ Laundry Bar last night.

Actually...

Forget poker. There's a DVD of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas to watch :D Time to lock myself in the computer room while the clowns play poker outside.

Wed, Thur, Fri, Sat. Phew...

It has been an exhausting if not enjoyable few days...

Wednesday.

Met up wih Yiing (worlds most dangerous woman) and Sara (her sidekick) at laundry for a drink of wine before heading off to Mambo@Velvet with them. Met up with Terri and Diana there, an evening with just the girls... how much better can it get? Or so I thought... Super pinching lets hurt Tim cuz it's fun combo was executed. I should have known it would happen with the company I was with (DOH!). So to summarize it all, company was great, evening was fun... casuatlies... bout a dozen pinches and 2 bites to my face. Told a few friends about it later on msn. Some ridiculed me (yes, you Daph lol) while others were more like " Wah! Violence towards men." Bhalls... More like Brutality To Tim!

Thursday.

My day off ZzZzz...

Friday.

The 'After Party' of Nic's 22nd birthday at Laundry Bar. I can't remember the last time we managed to gather such a big group of close friends in ages. With the exception of maybe 3 - 4 people, everyone was there! There was dancing & music, drinking & laughter, pictures & poses. I miss times like these. Got home bout 3+ am and was asked to go hang out at Bangkung Park because Diana was apparently drunk. Ended up going home at 6 am. 'Die la' I thought as I had a long Saturday ahead... Oh yes, somehow managed to sprain my finger as well. Will there be no end to these injuries!

Saturday.

Had to meet up with Trib and SantaKel for lunch, but not before stopping by Machines@Megamall for it's launch. Soon after had to rush all the way to Subang for dodgeball (forget the sprained finger and recently recovered sprained ankle!). Was supposed to head to the fun fair at BU but I figured everyone was too tired to go. Tonight, a gathering of friends for our weekly poker session. I'm pretty much dead tired after dodgeball but hey, it's the weekend isn't it?

Party Animals

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest."

The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The elephant looked at his razor blade, mirror and lines. He then tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you."

The lion answered, "This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy."

Things Woman Say.

FINE.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING.
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD.
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH.
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY.
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS.
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

You Never Know What To Expect.

Some friends went for a massage... and one of them went commando.


Tim - So, did the aunty pinch your arse?

Santa - Lol. No, but when she massaged down low she almost cupped them a few times. Highly sensual. Siok.

Tim - Ahhh, only if she were a more attractive woman eh.

Santa - Yea... Lol Pang didnt know I was naked in the same room as him. Bwahahaha!

Tim - Imagine the nightmares he would have if he knew earlier.

Santa - He would've fucked off and demand for another room wei. Lol what he doesn't know wont hurt him.

Tim - Very devious.