Inviting trouble...

TestiKel says:
i'd tell you both to get a room, but that would just be inappropriate

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
you'll see me flying out the window

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
actually no

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
im pretty sure i can break down a door

TestiKel says:
i still dont get this crazed phobia you have of her

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
tell her stop touching me then

TestiKel says:
she's a very touchy feely sort of girl

TestiKel says:
what can a man do

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
explain the licking then

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
you saw it

TestiKel says:
she does that to me all the time

TestiKel says:
she just ambushes me for no reason and licks me in the face

TestiKel says:
i walk around the rest of the day smelling like spit

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
i dont warrant all this cute shit she bestows upon me

TestiKel says:
funny, coz when she does it to me it's actually cute

TestiKel says:
lol

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
mine didnt look cute at all k

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
YUCK

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
yes, tell her that

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
YUCK! lolz

TestiKel says:
you're getting worked up over this. relax man

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
u know, after re-reading all this it sounds like we're talking bout someones pet

TestiKel says:
it does, doesnt it

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
very much so

TestiKel says:
at least she isnt infested with ticks

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
OH GOD!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
for your sake i hope not haha

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
just to let u know, im gonna blog bits of this

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
so tell her not to take offence

TestiKel says:
lol, she knows i love her to bits

TestiKel says:
and yes, she will take offence to this

TestiKel says:
roflrofl

TestiKel says:
actually who cares, post it anyway. i cant be bothered to send her over to your place so she can hit you over the head

TestiKel says:
or lick you, for that matter

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
tell her for putting up with this she can pinch me on the cheek once

TestiKel says:
ok u post the entry up and then i'll tell her that


So yes, you (ya, you know who you are) have one free pinch. No nonsense about it being one loooooooong pinch or anything. Bleh...