Hello 2009...

And goodbye to a lot of old stuff...

I don't really know if 2008 was a great year, perhaps in some aspects it was... But I don't think it was much better than 2007, which I really hated. Perhaps I just need to change about some stuff which I've been doing for years and years and take an alternative perspective on a lot of things which I need to focus on.

I'll be dropping quite a few things which I've done over the years. Some have become too time consuming, while some I just find to be a total waste of time now. I'll prob make the occasional silly thing here and there for fun, but I don't think I'll actually make it a point to actually make or write anything just because someone's birthday is coming up or whatnots.

Expect me to be a fairly boring person this coming year.

I think...

never mind...

I know you'll wear it Nic :p

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
its nothing great or whatever la

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
but i thought she might like it

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
it's a good piece of handicraft

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
made of copper

nic- sinus oh sinus ;( says:
i think she would

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
if she doesnt want to wear it she can hang it somewhere in her room or whatever

nic- sinus oh sinus ;( says:
hahah okies

nic- sinus oh sinus ;( says:
not mine =p

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
lol

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
she'll make YOU wear it!

nic- sinus oh sinus ;( says:
LOL

nic- sinus oh sinus ;( says:
dream on

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
she might k!

nic- sinus oh sinus ;( says:
find new bf

Just my luck...

Just had to catch the flu just before me long, long break...

The end...

Goodbye rhymes...

A letter to Jois...

Dear Dutch Connection (aka Waffle Goddess),

In light of current events which will soon lead you to the country of handsome people like Nic and annoying people like me, I would humbly (and shamelessly) wish to place an order of the regular treats which you graciously bestow upon my pitiful being (yes i am talking about waffles) every time during your long awaited returns to the land of mamaks, bad drivers and durians (that's one loooong sentence).

While I understand space may be a major issue come this trip, I have taken the initiative to offer you the perfect solution to the problem. It's really quite simple, all you have to do is leave something like a bag or a couple of shoes behind to accommodate room for the goods. The best part about this, is that this will also give you a reason to shop when you touch down ( e.g. "Oh I'm one pair of shoes short, I'll buy a NEW pair"). As you can see, this will result in a win - win situation for both parties.

Hope you take the matter into deep consideration, as you have the absolute chance of making someone happy (ok, ok 2 people happy) come end of this year.

Best regards,
The Waffle Monster.

Rambling Idiots...

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
dfagqhehb...

Super Steph says:
oeahroeuthuht

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
wepgg kjksf wksfhnsd!!!!!

Super Steph says:
aweuaohreuhoaue??? aowiuehaowuhr!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
dgofjfjf jgjofof fiedfied :(

Super Steph says:
iouiusehuheuhueowuajlaskjpp ;)

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
ghug ghug! :D :D :D

Super Steph says:
dhno dhno

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
em... olbigsgios gghk sgsdgdsp hfpfvik?

Super Steph says:
shctwrvrk voiushk nuchkspe aiwohlskept

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
im posting this on my blog with the title 'rambling idiots'

Super Steph says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HE SPEAKS!!!

Super Steph says:
for a moment i thought Oh god i hope he's not writing some Slovakian language you just picked up

Super Steph says:
cos then i would look like an idiot

Super Steph says:
but luckily you are still an idiot

Super Steph says:
hahahahah

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
thanks

Super Steph says:
awww!

Super Steph says:
hahahahhaa

Super Steph says:
cheer up!

Super Steph says:
aowriuahuehej !!! ok?!?!? aowiruhreouhrefH!!!!

November Day Seven...

And she leaves me speechless,
Every single time she walks by.
And tho it's been a few years,
She still never fails to catch my eye.

That special someone,
Who makes hearts skip a beat.
A joy to be with,
Someone I'm always glad to meet.

And I can't help but smile,
Every time she is near.
Because I'll never find anyone,
Who I adore so dear.

So best wishes are in store,
For the princess from heaven.
And what better time to celebrate,
Than November day seven.



Happy Birthday Princess :)

In progress... Part 2

Part 2 complete... Woot!

Sorry ladies...

Bleh...

ZzZzz...

Yawnnzz...

Your biggest competition for my affection is here... :D

In progress...

Part 1 done.

Now to work on the rest...

Minature Conflicts...

My conversation with Nic...



I say:
yaaaaaaawn

Nic says:
haha

Nic says:
i am licking envolopes n putting my flyers in

Nic says:
if u think ur bored

I say:
dont lick la

I say:
get a saucer n put water in it

I say:
n just use ure fingers

I say:
kena one paper cut then u know

Nic says:
hahaha oh yeah hor

Nic says:
never thought of papercut



And suddenly...



jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
WTF !

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
he listens to YOU but not to ME!

I say:
huh?

I say:
about?

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
i told him to use water way before you told him

I say:
oh... haha

I say:
i'm more convincing

I say:
i added in the possibility of papercuts

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
yeah but i told him because its gross to lick!

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
not enough reason meh =_=

I say:
i think papercuts would hurt hell lots more

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
ok ok fine

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
u both suck!

jois WHEEEE vakantieee says:
the end!

For the Princess...

If I could catch rainbows,
I'd do it just for you.
Share with you it's colours,
On the days you're feeling blue.

If I could take your troubles,
I'd toss them into the sea.
But yet I find that,
These things are impossible for me.

I can't throw problems,
Or catch rainbows to be fair.
What I can do tho,
Is be a friend who's always there.

Smile Princess, Smile...

Oh that diamond studded sky,
Telling me bout dreams and wishes.
And I find myself here,
Thinking fondly of the princess.

That special person,
Who lights up the world all around.
And of her voice I've said before,
Simply the most beautiful sound.

Be that person,
The one I'll always adore.
And smile that smile,
That lights my world even more.

Because you know I love you...

Grab the calendar,

Check the date.

It's your birthday,

Time to celebrate!

Music and dance,
Presents to be found.
And also them loved ones,
With drinks all around.

So have a blast darling,
I know you will.
For those years to come,
Timmy will love you still.

Happe Birthdei Darling Debbie!!!

And because just one can never be enough... Gone Lyrical.

Hmmph...

Thanks a lot Jois... More nightmare shopping dreams for you :p

Diplomatic...

Yooooohooooo! says: i prettier leh

I say: i didn't get a good look at her

I say: so yea, ure still prettier

Yooooohooooo! says: hahaah

Yooooohooooo! says: that's not the best verdict!

Yooooohooooo! says: what a politically neutral way of saying things

Yooooohooooo! says: typical account servicing person

I say: it's the diplomatic answer

Yooooohooooo! says: nice save

16.08.08 B.C

Another partay day at Bar Club. Even Byron managed to smile a couple of times.
I'm quite lazy to blog as I rather get back to my book. Enjoy them pics.

Byron the bouncer doin his thang.

No love from Nic.

Lil' Joyce

Byron starting to smile.

He's smiling because all the guys are touching him. (Joking!)

Kiddo & Kugo.

3 brothers.

Reinvented = fun + unlimited alcohol

It' would have been much more fun if we didn't get lost for 2 hours on the way to the venue. Dumbest thing I heard all night was from a friend who was leading the convoy...

Dumbass - I think we're lost.

Nic - No shit.

Dumbass - Nevermind, I know how we'll get there.

Nic - How?

Dumbass - We'll just follow the Waja in front.

Nic - Huh? Why follow the Waja?

Dumbass - Because the driver looks like he's going to the same place as we are. He's dressed for clubbing.

Nic - =.=


Of course it didn't help when the driver of the Waja stopped by the petrol station to ask for directions shortly after... You are a clown la Seong!

Anyway, here some pics from the night. Jois almost met her quota of 400 pics.

The exit?

Timstone & Joan Dear

Darling Debbie & Timstone

The Dutch Monkeys - Ying, Dylan & Jois

Debs, Jinny & The Dutch Connection

More Dutch Monkeys

What's a partay without them ladies?

Timstone & Ying

We having good times

Nic, Ying & a Clone (Mel)

Group pic with the other Clone (Photo Happie!)

Girls, girls, girls

2 kids and a man

It's freeflow baby!

Nic, Debs, Joh & Jois

Nic wants to snip Henry's nipples

Then Jois saves the day

I really don't know what we're doing

Proper pic of the girls (yes Corean included)

Still violent...

I say:
ITS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

ÿÌîñG says:
maybe it's not

I say:
then im ignoring this conversation

ÿÌîñG says:
maybe if you stay longer i might just reveal whether it's me

ÿÌîñG says:
lol

ÿÌîñG says:
how are you lar??

I say:
i dont talk to strangers

ÿÌîñG says:
kanasai you tim!

ÿÌîñG says:
it's me lar

I say:
oh!

ÿÌîñG says:
omg gonna twist your nipple first thing i see you next time!!

ÿÌîñG's says:
your expression can be fake-r or not!!??

I say:
that sounds painful

Because I'm bored...

I present to ye... Reasons why advertising is like porn.


- You shouldn't stay in the same position for too long.

- If it's good, it transcends language.

- Working in the industry will affect your family life at some point.

- It creates careers for art-school dropouts.

- The same concepts are endlessly recycled.

- You fast-forward through the boring stuff.

- The Internet took it to a whole new level.

- It's hard to transition out of.

- They both have weird self-congratulatory award shows.

- Only the people who create it are delusional enough to call it art.

Steph Stickers takes me down memory lane...

Stickers reminded me of a funny (she calls it mean) thing I did before last year.

After getting my yearly supply from The Dutch Connection, I promised Stickers that I would save one full pack for her. But due to much generosity on my part in sharing with them peeps the supply diminished at an alarming rate.

Hence I told Stickers that the longer she took to collect, the more I'm tempted to eat them. And since she could not confirm on a time to collect, I provided the motivation.

I told her that I would eat one waffle for everyday that she failed to collect (you can insert her horrified scream sound effect anywhere you deem fit). So day after day and waffle after waffle... She finally collected. And in the end there were only 3 left... 3!

So she came up with a plan to savour them for as long as she could... And so she kept them away. Unfortunately she failed to take notice of the expiry date and when she did decide to have one... I'm not sure how they looked then but you can prob picture some moldy sick looking waffle.

She actually called and complained to me... All I did was have a good laugh.
So yes, every time after that she's quite the fast in collecting.

So hurry up and collect your pack woman!

Gone Lyrical.

Joy! And all things good...

Because I know that The Dutch Connection is such a dear... And that she knows that I'll so bully her for the duration of her trip if she didn't get me these...

Joy and all things good!

Gone Lyrical.

Just for fun...

Because Darling Joyce is promoting Heineken's contest to watch Chelsea in KL for free, I've decided to have a bit of fun.



I lurve you Joyce ;D

The Dutch Connection returns...

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
THE WAGGLES HAVE ARRIVEEEEEDDD

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
erm..

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
*waffles

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
see im so estatic till cant spell prop

jois has arrivedddddddd says:
LOL

jois has arrivedddddddd says:
omg i totally forgot about ur waffles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- t ! m s t [o] n e - says:
i will so kick u back to holland!

My first local band CD...

Good stuff...

What else could happen...

Really... Sigh.

Ooppss...

lainey says:
lemme check if i've a lot to do today anot first

I say:
yup

I say:
check on workload first

lainey says:
i scared the moment i leave then suddenly everyone wants a piece of the planner

I say:
arent i desirable

I say:
erm...

I say:
you

I say:
i mean YOU

lainey says:
hahahahaha

lainey says:
AHAHAHAH

lainey says:
if only i still had a blog

Miss Sexy Dance 2008...

So there I was in office, pretending to be busy while I'm actually Facebooking when a friend messages me...


She: You there?

Tim: Sup?

She: I need your help to be a judge at my sexy dance contest.

Tim: Ha ha ha.

Tim: Awesome.


Of course I didn't bother becoming a judge, which would have meant that I'd have to sit my ass down for the whole event (some people have work the next day ye know.). But I did decide to drop by to check out the scene just for fun. Who knows right? There might be quite a bit of eye candy in all this.

The contest actually started 45 minutes late, but due to much persuasion and puppy eyes, my friend convinced me to stay longer. Show support it seems... Yes, read 'sucker' on my forehead.

So it eventually kicked off and 11 contestants, some in rather wicked costumes, were introduced to the crowd of dirty leering men (I'm decent mind you) who probably didn't give a rats ass about the dancing. I can't remember all their names, actually I only remember 1 name in fact... But here's the breakdown.

1 insanely hot dancer who goes by the name of Amy. The only name I care to remember because seriously, the contest doesn't really matter after you've laid eyes on her. Her 'WOW' factor was probably multiplied by 3753795925 after that seductively sexy pose she gave before starting her performance. Oh, and she dances rather well too.

3 other contestants were pretty decent looking. Your above average girls who are easy on the eyes and probably would stand a chance to win if not for Amy (in my book anyway).

1 contestant looked like she just rose from the dead with the amount of makeup she had on. Combine that with how stick like she was, you can prob keep her around the house to scare away burglars. Just remember she's around so she doesn't give you a heart attack as well.

Another contestant simply had the most amazing set of boobs you might ever lay your eyes on. Sadly when she smiled I thought to myself, "Wah... This one wear braces for 10 years also cannot save." She definitely had the sexiest costume of the lot. Just hope she knows whats good for her and keeps her mouth closed.

The other 5... Well... I came to the conclusion that these are probably reasons why some guys out there are gay.

Gone Lyrical.

Gone Lyrical...

Laters.

Blank...

The thought just disappeared...

Such a shame...

Could have been something nice.

Will it...?

So I close my eyes, and open my heart...
And I wonder, if I gaze up again...

Will things be different this time...?

Really...

Who needs sleep?

Tipsy's BBQ Delight...

I actually took some time to browse through my old junk in Multiply. And I came across a post which at the time had me in stitches when the tale was related to me...

So just to share with you peeps...

Category:		Barbecue & Grilling
Style:		Chinese
Special Consideration:		Quick and Easy
Servings:		Ermm...if there's anything left then I guess so.

Description:
The Original Fire Hazard by Tipsy.

Ingredients:
Electric BBQ grill, The BBQ manual and Tipsy's kitchen.

Directions:
Accidentally plug in the electric bbq grill instead of the oven when u want to warm something up. Leave the kitchen n go to your room for a while. Come down later to find that something is burning in the kitchen. Hurry to the kitchen to be horrified that you've started a little bon fire in the kitchen with your bbq grill and bbq manual (which was on the grill).

You can tell everyone that it was an accident, but I know the truth. You were drinking weren't u Tipsy? Nyek, nyeks!

Hur hur...

So here I am doing the usual weekend of sitting my ass down at bux for hours and hours. The big difference this time is that I actually came here for breakfast around 8.30am.

Yes I came here THAT early... ALONE!

Well I guess it didn't help that I just couldn't sleep. Sure I tried to, but just ended up tossing about restlessly.

Don't even bother asking why...

So... as I was casually browsing peeps blogs I saw the most amazing thing...

TIPSY IS BLOGGING AGAIN!

Will wonders never cease...
Anyways... On to the book.

Laters!

And one begins to wonder...

Is there a place in this world for dreamers...?

Ye know what?

Silly little things do make people feel better... More than you can imagine.

Thank you ;)

Between good and evil...

lainey - ('.') says:
**adjusts halo**

I say:
your pointed tail is sticking out from under ure white robe

lainey - ('.') says:
it's part of the design

New editions...

To the comic section.


1. Bunny by H. Davies.

2. Gunnerkrigg Court by Tom Siddell.

3. Talismen by Barbra Jacobs & Steven P. Jones. (Discontinued).


Happy reading peeps.

And...

It's one of those nights where one just can't sleep...

One late night...

The fact that I can't find an ashtray in the entire house I'm in now just pisses me off.

So here I am, sitting in almost total darkness but for the light from the laptop I'm using... A bit of jazz playing in the background... What I'd give for a glass of wine now and a cigar (and yes, the damn ashtray).

Somehow, that all familiar question from people never fails to pop up. And I've just about given up on finding ways on how to answer it. Think that its been quite the norm and it's not that hard to ignore now. I have other things constantly on my mind anyway. I just offer a simple shrug and change the subject.

Brilliant. I found an empty beer can in the house.

I've actually taken the day off for Friday. Probably will waste it sitting at some Starbucks somewhere with a book and latte as usual. Maybe it's coming with age that I just don't seem that all keen to go about anywhere anymore. I'd rather just camp by myself somewhere quiet.

You know how sometimes you just feel so distant from everything, and just want to disappear from it all and just be left alone...

I guess I really have gotten tired of things here.

Now on to the other site...

Tired...

Yes, tired... Of almost everything...

Maybe it's because work is taking it's toll...
Maybe it's just because I now think that the world isn't as great a place as I've always pictured it to be...
And maybe it's because I know why but have not really done anything about it...

Doesn't really make any sense does it? But then again nothing really does to me anymore. It's as thought I've totally neglected simple reasoning and rather live in deep, dark confusion. May I be miserable? Might I be lonely? I really don't know anymore.

In the past I've always been pretty assured of my own self. Maybe this is what it's like to finally be broken. Bit by bit over time... The little things that linger around, without one noticing until it all just finally catches up and just hits you.

Past events can't have helped. Sure there have been some awesome great times. Some I don't think I'll ever forget. But then again somehow the bad shit always seems to outnumber the good times.

Maybe I'm just thinking too much and worrying over nothing... Which would be the likely case. Maybe it's time to let a lot of things go and leave them all behind.

I so want to disappear again...

And I wonder again...

Strange isn't it...
How sometimes the people you least expect suddenly pop up and tell you the things you least expect to hear.

Strange isn't it...
On how some things can confuse one on the actual situation...

Strange isn't it...
That for almost everything that seems impossible, there is really a simple way to find ones way around it...

Strange isn't it...
How some memories just never seem to fade...

Strange isn't it...
On how all the above actually make me smile just a little...

Cool je...

It's nice to know that even though one maybe cranky, stuck in office still doing work, and running out of smokes fast... That one can still cheer some people up.

Sure to sleep peacefully tonight.

Oh look!

Another late night... lovely...

Finally...

And now I can go home...

Randomness...

I say:
this is where u scold me for working late

She says:
OMG

She says:
GO HOME !

Gasp!

8 books and 2 graphic novels!

Overkill...

*Phew...

It's been a horribly busy, busy, busy Monday... but somehow, I'm almost done.

I shall buy myself some graphic novels and maybe a book or two to feel better...

Melt My Heart To Stone...

Right under my feet there’s air made of bricks
Pulls me down turns me weak for you
I find myself repeating like a broken tune
And I’m forever excusing your intentions
And I give in to my pretendings
Which forgive you each time
Without me knowing
They melt my heart to stone

And I hear your words that I made up
You say my name like there could be an us
I best tidy up my head I’m the only one in love
I’m the only one in love

Each and every time I turn around to leave
I feel my heart begin to burst and bleed
So desperately I try to link it with my head
But instead I fall back to my knees
As you tear your way right through me
I forgive you once again
Without me knowing
You’ve burnt my heart to stone

And I hear your words that I made up
You say my name like there could be an us
I best tidy up my head I’m the only one in love
I’m the only one in love

Why do you steal my hand
Whenever I’m standing my own ground
You build me up, then leave me dead

Well I hear your words you made up
So I say your name like there should be an us
I best tidy up my head I’m the only one in love
I’m the only one in love.

-Adele

Looney...

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
lunch

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
brunch

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
funch

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
punch!

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
aren't i the most psychotic friend you've ever met?!

I say:
actually no

I say:
but one of the most amusing yes

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
oh yay

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
i'm amusing not psychotic

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
tis an improvement

I say:
im being polite

Mei*RoaRoarROAR! says:
/kick

Rant...

And you would think that after who knows how damn long, things would be different.

I'm not totally sure about that tho...

That other place...

Won't really be bothered to post much here. Most of the entries are rubbish anyway. Will be spending more time compiling some old stuff somewhere else for a bit just for the fun of it.

Laters peeps!

She kills brain cells...

Mei* says:
why did beyonce sing "to the left, to the left" ?

I say:
go ahead n kill my brain cells

Mei* says:
cause niggas have no rights

Mei* says:
rofl rofl rofl

I say:
*dieded*

Mei* says:
oh noes

Just another conversation...

I say:
later lover?

She says:
later lover

She says:
haha

She says:
like later, lover

She says:
god actually i cant remember why i put that

I say:
lol

She says:
it must have meant something better than what i had just explained

I say:
who u scandaling with la

She says:
scandaling??

I say:
notti notti...

She says:
where got scandal

She says:
hHAHhA

She says:
im not notti lah

She says:
im a goooood girl now

I say:
that means boring

She says:
im boring mah

She says:
hahah

She says:
bored more like

She says:
hahah

I say:
lol

I say:
eh coffee bila

I say:
then u can personally cerita all ure scandals

I say:
or we can just sit and chat like boring ordinary ppl

She says:
not scandals lahhh

She says:
i am a toned down, responsible, not so wild girlfriend

She says:
keyword responsible

I say:
so u make the guy wear a condom...

She says:
what !

She says:
no

She says:
i mean

She says:
no to thats not what i meant

She says:
hahahah

She says:
dumbass

She says:
hahhahhah

She says:
responsible meaning no more drunken escapades

She says:
ok thats a lie

She says:
responsible meaning responsible lah!

I say:
lol

I say:
i so wonder what the expression on your face was when u read that

She says:
i wasnt expecting that actually

I say:
lol

A Good Morning...

So there I sat in my room minding my own business this morning when I received a text message...

It read,
" Baby, I reached office already. I love you."

So I just had to reply,
" Aww I love you too sweets. "

She replied,
" Ooops! My god! Sorry, sorry... Accidentally sent to you."

So I replied,
" LOL! It's quite obvious eh. Not a bad thing to start the day with a good laugh ye know."

And her response was,
" Woi! Don't push it la... Damn malu already. "

So...
" Ha ha don't worry, I reckon ure a little silly anyway, and that you'd be incredibly cute if you were blushing now."

Quite the fast reply,
" Ha ha ha. Stupid la you! Hug!"

And in the end,
" Ha ha. It's a good morning. Laters silly ;D "

Unpopular...

*unicef milia says:
during all the yum cha party

*unicef milia says:
everyone was talking about u

*unicef milia says:
why lei?

*unicef milia says:
that's why i log in msn and search for u

I say:
what yum cha party?

*unicef milia says:
lol

*unicef milia says:
mean yum cha lor

*unicef milia says:
lol

I say:
who was talking about me?

I say:
sudddenly only

*unicef milia says:
like bubu ar

*unicef milia says:
norman ar

*unicef milia says:
all asked what is tim doing now

I say:
what?

I say:
no girls asked bout me?

*unicef milia says:
sorry la

*unicef milia says:
ure not THAT popular

I say:
lol! oh shut up!

Pick up line...

Nothing...

I've been sitting at Starbucks for the past 30 minutes trying to think of something to write...

She Remembers...

Sitting. Chatting. Laughing.

And suddenly...


"Hey I stumbled upon your blog a while back"

"How did you know it was my blog?"

"Think the link was on Joyce's blog. At first I wasn't so sure then I looked again and knew it had to be you"

"How?"

"A Song Played On A Solo Saxophone..."

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Chasing Pavements...

I've made up my mind
Don't need to think it over if I'm wrong I am right
Don't need to look no further
This ain't lust I know
This is love but...

If I tell the world
I'll never say enough cos it was not said to you
And that's exactly what I need to do
If I end up with you...

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere
Or would it be a waste
Even if I knew my place
Should I leave it there

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere

I build myself up
And fly around in circles waiting as my heart drops
And my back begins to tingle finally...
Could this be it

Or should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere
Or would it be a waste
Even if I knew my place
Should I leave it there.

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements even if it leads nowhere...
Or would it be a waste even if I knew my place
Should I leave it there...
Should I give up...
Or should I just keep on chasing pavements...
Should I just keep on chasing pavements... Ohhhh ohh...

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere
Or would it be a waste
Even if I knew my place
Should I leave it there

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere...


-Adele

It's Stupid!

Mei* and Tim are gonna go watch My Little Pony cartoons!!!! says:
whee... !!!

I say:
I'm not going to watch any stupid pony cartoons...

Mei* and Tim are gonna go watch My Little Pony cartoons!!!! says:
IT'S NOT STUPID!

Mental Mei...

Mei*:
let's say you have a choice

Mei*:
and you have to choose one or get licked by me for eternity

- t ! m s t [o] n e - does not want to go watch BSB ffs!$%@^!:
i do have a choice

- t ! m s t [o] n e - does not want to go watch BSB ffs!$%@^!:
isnt that part of life?

Mei*:
1. Watch a BSB concert

2. Watch 2 hours of My Little Pony cartoons

Mei*:
choose or be condemned

- t ! m s t [o] n e - does not want to go watch BSB ffs!$%@^!:
i think my nickname confirms my choice

Mei*:
whee okay pony watching it is

- t ! m s t [o] n e - does not want to go watch BSB ffs!$%@^!:
at least i can fall alseep wathing those stupid cartoons

Mei*:
no, i'll pin your eyes open

- t ! m s t [o] n e - does not want to go watch BSB ffs!$%@^!:
ure demented ler!

BSB...

cien then:
oh come oh

cien then:
i wwwwwwwant itttttttt thattttttt way

cien then:
tell me whyyyyyyyyyy

cien then:
cant u feel the groove?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - does not want to go watch BSB ffs!$%@^!:
all that and you can blatantly accuse nic and i of singing those songs?

cien then:
i didnt accuse..

cien then:
billie thinks you both are good at singing bsb songs

cien then:
i just supported her statement

- t ! m s t [o] n e - does not want to go watch BSB ffs!$%@^!:
which innitially came from you!

cien then:
hahah but it was damm cute the conversation with her

cien then:
of all the names that came out..

cien then:
TIM

cien then:
and NIC

cien then:
HAHAHA

- t ! m s t [o] n e - does not want to go watch BSB ffs!$%@^!:
thanks...

Lil Nicky...

[00:01] niC-: omg now that u said that, i cant believe im 24!
[00:01] niC-: and im still TINY!!!!
[00:01] niC-: lol
[00:01] - t ! m s t [o] n e - : ure not tiny
[00:01] niC-: okays...
[00:01] - t ! m s t [o] n e - : ure cute
[00:01] niC-: LOL
[00:02] - t ! m s t [o] n e - : blog material for sure
[00:02] joissssssss**: haahahhaah omg thats so cute
[00:02] joissssssss**: lol

Netherlands... get it?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : ONE waffle

Super(*)Steph: ONE PACK

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : empty?

Super(*)Steph: FULL

Super(*)Steph: ONE FULL PACK OF WAFFLES

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : and what do i get for giving them precious waffles up?

Super(*)Steph: erm. i will buy u an ice latte

Super(*)Steph: no wait. did u get them free?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : no

Super(*)Steph: ook fine.. i will buy u a latte

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : thats it?

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : they're from holland!

Super(*)Steph: well i'll wear orange and buy u a latte

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : why are you wearing orange?

Super(*)Steph: holland.. orange

Super(*)Steph: duhhh

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : and what does the colour have anything to do with benefiting me?

Super(*)Steph: to feel the netherlands

- t ! m s t [o] n e - : lol! u know that didn't sound so right

Super(*)Steph: HAHHAAHHA

Oh joy!

I'm posting it anyway...

M.L: omgwtf is that creature on your arm
M.L: oh sorry
M.L: that's *****'s lovebite
M.L: lolol if her man found out he's not gonna be pleased

Tim: i saved the photo under love bite also

M.L: omgwtfbbq
M.L: yuck yuck
M.L: i must ask her if you taste nice
M.L: reminds me of the time i bit ***
M.L: but that was during sex

Tim: too...
Tim: much...
Tim: info...

M.L: he simply grabbed my hair by the roots and screamed "YOU FUCKING BITCH THAT REALLY HURT"

Tim: you do know im capable of posting all this right?

M.L: erm
M.L: TRUCE!!!

Bitten...

And there we sat with our glasses of wine, minutes ticking by turning into hours.
Catching up with casual conversations on the days of our lives.
The occasional silly giggles, the joyous laughter and the occasional stone silent moments...

Then she looks at me and smiles... Radiant as the sun itself.

And then she asks me...

She - Tim...

Tim - Yea?

She - Can I bite you?

Tim - WHAT?

Yes she really did ask me that... it was sudden, it was totally out of the blue, and sure as hell not going to be allowed!

Tim - What the hell for?

She - Just for fun la.

Tim - NO! Don't be stupid pls!

She - Oh come on...

And then she edges closer... Just my luck that I had to take the part of the couch with my left side against a wall (she was seated on my right). So it was either try to fend my half drunk friend off or try leaping over the table.

Back against the wall with no where to run... I tried to push her back... And that's when she striked.

Fucking pain weiiiiiii!

WHAT THE HELL WEI!!!

She had a good laugh about it until I showed it to her...

She - OMG! TIIIIMMMM! I'm so sorry...

Tim - No you're NOT! You're smiling!

She - Ha ha, sorry la...

Tim - grumblegrumblegrumblerant...

So I let it slide since it didn't look that bad after a few minutes... And we continued our conversations till late.

Then when I woke up the next day...

WHUT THA FHUCK WEIII!!!!

I must so find safer people to be around!