After much consideration I have decided that murder and arson would be too big a crime for gentleman me to commit. So I have thought about it and have considered other options on possible ways to punish my aunts...
1. Burn holes in their clothes. Yea we know all about women and clothes.
2. Pawn all their jewelry. Maybe I can afford a phone then.
3. Destroy the plants in their much beloved garden. Might solve the insect problems around the house as well.
4. Get rid of all their cosmetics. Now we'll see what Scary Movie really should have been like.
5. Stop dreaming and go find a job.
Reality really does fucking suck!
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Ahh don't worry Mr Lim, I'll manage. Till our next meeting, drinks on you!
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