2006...

It's been a fun past few days but as we all know the bad comes with the good. I'm sick just before new years. Practicaly sneezing my head off in office. Just got a shitload of work to handle till Jan 23rd as well so not really much time for anything. X'Mas was fun with the great food and partying and met a few new ppl. And now on to the grand finale...

2006 ARE YOU REAAAADAAAAYY!!!

New years resolution? I don't like to live by restrictions, so fuck that.

X'mas Wishes.

I very much doubt that I'll be updating much till next year since everybody is on holiday and I have many plans to attend to as well as work. So to all you ppl who think Christmas is the best holiday ever... A Very Merry Christmas to you folks! To those who are scrooges, go sit in the corner and sulk while everyone has fun. Cheers all!

Why I Love Christmas.

Merry Christmas... Ho ho ho!

Santa's Lovely Helpers.

Prepare Yourselves!

Movies to look forward to...

Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World - The hilarious story of what happens when the U.S. Government sends comedian Albert Brooks to India and Pakistan to find out what makes the over 300 million Muslims in the region laugh.

X3 - Lets face it. People are going to watch it anyway whether its crap or not because of the fan base from the comics. Besides, the previous two installments weren't that bad in the first place. A few new characters, the same old ones and probably a few surprises that will leave them fanboi's wetting themselves.

Happy Feet - I don't really like penguins but Happy Feet looks to be one fun CG animated movie. I don't know if it is the solo dancing or the group dancing with the penguins, but there is something just cool about it.

Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Mans Chest - Because Kiera Knightly is in it. I'm not kidding. Anyway, there just had to be a sequel after the smashing success of the first installment of everyone's favorite pirate Captain Jack Sparrow. Johnny 'I'm quite the cool' Depp, Orlando Bloom and the the lovely Kiera Knightly return for this impressive looking sequel.

The Da Vinci Code - The book was a success, the movie is almost a sure success and for what people might say, Tom Hanks is a brilliant actor despite his butt ugly looks.

Superman Returns - The Man Of Steel is back, still wearing his underwear on the outside and millions and millions of comic readers think it's ok. How he never gets the urge to be naughty with that X-ray vision of his I'll never understand.

Ice Age 2 - Face it people, you all love the first one and simply can't wait for the second. Images of that stupid saber tooth squirrel is gonna stick with you forever.

Well that's it for now because I can't bother to look anything else up. For you people who want to watch a good show go check out Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. It's good. I say it's good, so it is good. So just sit down, be quiet and enjoy.

Show Me The Money!

Yes it's that time of year again. Christmas is just around the corner. Knowing me, I'm just going to tell the rest of the family to not waste time buying me stupid gifts which I never use anyway. Just give me money and if they were to to say that I should tell them what I want, I'd ask for money again so that I can look for what I want which will cater to my liking instead of having someone else pick it off a shelf for me, simply because I won't wear what I don't like.

Still Standing.

After 3 punches and 1 bodyglove, I'm still standing and got to annoy you even more when I met you during clubbing. You're getting soft Steph F.

Bah Rain...

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE RAIN!!!

Yes I'm drenched AGAIN because of the rain...

Fangster has cancelled out lunch plans for tomorrow (YAY!), but rearranged them for Saturday (BOO!).

Happy Birthday Zio!

Yesterday...

Yesterday... I had a fish bone caught in my throat...

Yesterday... Dumb ass colleague burned my hand twice with his cigaratte...

Yesterday... Got caught in the rain...

Yesterday... Had to work late...

Yesterday... WAS PING'S BIRTHDAY!!!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY PING TING!!!


Tomorrow I shall meet up with Steph Fang for lunch. As far as I know, she's been waiting patiently for a long time to send me to the hospital (insert image of Homer strangling Bart) because of the constant teasing I subject her to.

S.Fang - Lunch tomorrow? HA! You thought I forgot eh? HA! I DIDN'T!!!

Tim - Uh oh... Ok, sure.

S.Fang - Ok, around what time then?

Tim - Just call before you arrive. If I'm not busy I'll just walk out of the office.

S.Fang - Wahlau. So free ah? Ok I'll call you before I go then.

Tim - You just can't wait to get your hands on me can you?

S.Fang - Oh I can wait... Till TOMORROW!!! Hahaha Muahahaha !!!


I could almost picture Dr. Evil from Austin Powers doing that stupid laugh where he sticks his stupid little finger where his mouth is.

The Best Of George.

The Belfast-born genius was without a shadow of doubt one of the greatest footballers the world has ever seen and in the opinion of many he truly was... the best.

Even Pele, the only exponent of the globe's most popular sport to contest Best's mantle, went on record to say that he thought George was indeed incomparable in football history. Loftier praise would be hard to acquire.

It would be impossible for anyone to deny that throughout his career he possessed a singular talent that was laced with greatness from the outset. Some would suggest that Stanley Matthews was the greatest ever, while others would plump for Tom Finney. Diego Maradona would certainly get some votes while the likes of Johan Cruyff and Alfredo Di Stefano would surely feature in the discussion. It has always been a tricky exercise comparing players from different eras, but there can be no doubt that George Best would have always stolen the show.

George Best Key Facts United scout Bob Bishop spotted him playing for Cregagh Boys Club in '61. He made his debut in a 1-0 home win vs West Brom on 14 September '63. In '68, he became the youngest-ever European Footballer of the Year. Despite leaving at 26, Best played 466 games for the Reds, scoring 178 goals.

He was special in the world of football. He was destined to become the first genuine pop idol footballer, but his glittering career in the beautiful game almost didn't happen.

Best arrived in Manchester as youngster in 1961 with his friend Eric McMordie, who went on to play for Middlesbrough, but was so intimidated by hustle and bustle of life in a big city that he was quickly back on the ferry to Belfast. Sir Matt Busby and Jimmy Murphy, the Reds' legendary management duo, needed all their persuasive guile to tempt him back to Old Trafford, but succeed they did and it was amongst the best days' work they ever did during their glorious reign at United.

Originally tipped for stardom by Bob Bishop, United's hugely respected talent scout in Northern Ireland, Best proceeded to fast-track his way to the top. He made his debut, as 17-year-old, against West Bromwich Albion in September 1963, just a few short months after helping United win the FA Youth Cup for the sixth time. The Old Trafford crowd took him to their hearts instantly and he was to be their darling for the next ten years.

The club was still in the throws of re-building after losing the core of the great 1950s side in the Munich Air Disaster, and he proved to be the missing piece of the jigsaw alongside other great names like Bobby Charlton, Denis Law, Pat Crerand, Nobby Stiles and Bill Foulkes.

United picked up their first league title since before Munich in 1965, at the end of Best's first season, and again two years later. Then in 1968 the European Cup, for so long the club's holy grail, was finally captured and Best scored one of the goals as United defeated Benfica in front of 100,000 ecstatic supporters at Wembley.

It was crowning moment of the club's history at that time, but the team was showing signs of ageing and was ripe for another revamp. That was to take time and Best was increasingly relied upon to pull the team through when the chips were down. He was more than up to the task and on occasion he literally won matches single-handedly.

His excesses away from the game invariably made the headlines and his every move was splashed across the front pages. It became too much for him on several occasions and more than once he announced that he had played his last match for his beloved Manchester United. It was turbulent time with the club, going through a troublesome transformation and their one true world class star finding his name in the papers for all the wrong reasons.

He and United eventually reached the end of the road in January 1974 when after yet another reconciliation, orchestrated by then boss Tommy Docherty, the mercurial Irishman was left out of the team to play Plymouth Argyle in an FA Cup tie. Best knew it was the end and he left Old Trafford on that dismal Manchester day never to return, at least not in a playing capacity.

United had been robbed of perhaps the greatest footballing talent the world has ever seen at the time when he should have just been reaching the zenith of his magical career. He was 27 when he played his last game for Manchester United.

It wasn't to be his last outing as a player for he went to represent a whole raft of clubs including Fulham, Stockport County and Hibernian as well as carving out a mildly impressive career in America. But, it was his personal life and a gradual decline into alcoholism that was to be his eventual downfall. His health suffered hugely and he became mere shadow of the handsome, vital superstar of earlier life.

Anyone who was lucky enough to see him in a Manchester United shirt has a unique and abiding memory that will never diminish, for to see George Best with a football at his feet was a sight that transcended mere sport. He was surely the most gifted individual football has ever produced and though many pretenders may have attempted to replicate his wonderful skills in the years since none has gone within a football pitch's length of succeeding.

Capped 37 times by Northern Ireland, he made more than 450 appearances for United, scoring 178 goals - including six in one match against Northampton Town.

His passing will be mourned wherever football is played and in many places where it isn't.

It is unlikely we will ever see his like again.

by Cliff Butler.

George Best 1946 - 2005
Thank you for the memories.

Erm... Ok.

It never fails to amaze how some of my friends like to share unnecessary information with me when they really just want to say hi. This is what I got from a sms...

' Hieeee! It's that time of the month again. Currently in pain. How are things? '

I seriously had no idea how to reply that message other than thinking that her time of the month pain reminds her of me.

Pointless Not So Short Entry.

Seeing how it is that Grace has proclaimed that I've shamelessly been promoting myself on her tag board (I've been framed by her), and that work is a little shitty right now because my computer still hasn't arrived, I'd think that this week has been rather uneventful and incredibly boring.

Bad enough that i come to work with nothing much to do, MSN is being such a bitch today and I can't seem to log on to it while using my AM's computer while everyone else is out to lunch. It's been raining everyday, I hate rain. Hate, hate, HATE! Thankfully the weekend is just around the corner.

Speaking of weekend. A few of my mates have arrived home from overseas and this weekend would be a good time to catch up with them. I shall have to figure out a way not to talk about work to them because seriously that is the last topic I would want to get into at the moment.

So today at work... All I did was nothing related to work, nothing really productive and am quite dissapointed because I really would like to pick up stuff as much as possible while I'm here (no I don't mean the rubbish on the floor when I say pick up).

But I did manage to do some sketches and draw up a few comics. I really do miss drawing. I plan to fiddle with photoshop and illustrator when I get my computer if I manage to find the time. Untill then the sketchbook will have to do.

Harry Potter?

I'm dead tired because I haven't gotten enough sleep, but on the bright side I'm not in the office. Shocking even to me that I ended up going home at 5.40 am yesterday. If this keeps up pretty soon I'll be looking like a panda.

Am supposed to watch the new Harry Potter movie this Friday but there are complications. I thought that Stryker was going to book tickets for Thursday which was all good for me. Then I find out today that he went and bought Friday tickets instead. Now we have a problem. I have to go to Bukit Jalil on Friday for a event countdown launch and am not sure wether I'll make it back in time for the 8.55 pm show. Even better is that we're watching Gold Class. So if I don't manage to make it, that's RM35 down the drain.

Going to check out my new office this Saturday. Perhaps then with better facilities I'll be able to manage work better and not end up like yesterday.

Pwned by Work.

It's 3 am and I'm still in the office. Someone pls shoot me in the fucking head!!!


Corean - Ha ha. Still at work?

Tim - *Sob I want to go home. I want to cuddle in my bed under my blanket and think tomorrow is Saturday. Oh shit wait! I have to work this Saturday as well! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Corean pls pls pls settle a holiday to Scotland for me pls pls pls pls!!!

Corean - Ha ha. I don't think Scotland is a place you'd want to be during winter.

Tim - You think I'd rather be in Scotland on holiday or here working in the office at 3 am???

Corean - Ha ha.


Ha ha my ass. Someone save me!



*4.30 am now...

Ku Nak Balik Tidur!

So here I am.

It's almost 11pm.

I'm still in the office working out some last minute details that came up which probably fucks me over and I'd be better off listening to Nic trying to sing. Actually I take that back because I think he's singing is pretty awful. I figure that I'll probably get to go home by 12++, and then will have to get up at 7am and then travel all the way to Bukit Jalil for more work.

I should have brought clothes and a pillow instead of a coat and tie.


* SoB * I wanna go home!

Yea, Another Birthday.

You don't call when you get back, you ignore me in preference of other people's company, do not return my CD's, say you'll return my calls but never do, claim I have the audacity to give you shit when all I do is state facts and could probably blackmail you with them as well...

But still, you're also probably the only girl that can drive me nuts, who's mom actually gossips with me about you, who used to drag me along for your shoe shopping (thank god u got a bf for that now), and who's heavy ass I had to carry home before because you were drunk.

Missing you ever so much Vampress. Have an awesome 23rd birthday. Soon you'll have kids running about, years later you'll be old wrinkled and grumpy.

But you know what? You'll always be lovely to me miss. Luv ya!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHY!!!

Stop Motion Freak.

I am baffled by how my friends can actually say that Corpse Bride is total horse shit. Granted perhaps expectations were high because of the classic that is The Nightmare Before Christmas, but I don't think credit should be taken in any way from Corpse Bride. Sure the story is a little weak but it still offers a tale of optimism, romance and a very lively afterlife shown in classic Tim Burton style. And it is a visual masterpiece despite what some might think.

Perhaps some people don't know the shit producers and directors have to go throught to produce such a movie. You can't just create everything in a short period of time, you can't act it out, you can't simply generate a background(I'm way too lazy to elaborate). A stop motion animation film takes years of work, planning and execution. I for one find it very imaginative and love the way they handle the character models and the ideas used. Perhaps we've all been spoiled too much by computer animation to really appreciate something different.

If I'm not mistaken, Corpse Bride managed to surpass the box office total of The Nightmare Before Christmas. Yea sure, ticket prices were much lower back then but in this age of computer animation, it is still an impressive achievement for a stop motion film to be so successful.

Scraps for the win!

Now awaiting "9" coming out in 2007. A post-apocalyptic nightmare in which all of humanity is threatened. Produced by Tim Burton. Sweet. I think it looks awesome but will have to wait for more news on the animated film.

A Letter From Daughter To Mom.

I've posted this on my Multiply account before but I still find it funny. So enjoy...


A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom".

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with my boyfriend and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and my boyfriend said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. He taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find acure for AIDS so he can get better, he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.


Your daughter.



PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Why Yellow?

So it seems like I've somehow become a subject of ridicule from Mary as I was told of a conversation she had with Han G. Apparently they were having a conversation about shaving or waxing and Han G said to her that she best not mention anything in detail as he generates mental images in his head rather easily. And then she started with this...

Imagine Tim in a thong...
Imagine Tim in a yellow bikini...
Imagine Tim in a yellow bikini and his cap...
Imagine Tim in a yellow bikini and his cap while smoking a Dunhill™

Aparently my legs were waxed clean as well...

Han G told me...

"And all that just made me cringe. The most fucked up one was picturing you in a bikini with your cap and smoking a Dunhill­™. Don't wanna think about it."

Why yellow? Why not be more creative and add something like lavender polka dots with smiley faces? Or maybe even flowers and fairies to make Joyce happy? I'll get you for this Mary.

The audacity... Ha ha.

Back To Work.

So holidays are over and everybody is moaning about going back to work.

Finally got to watch Corpse Bride and even if some of my friends thought that it was utter rubbish, I reckon that it's pretty decent. Animation was fluid and Danny Elfman did an awesome job with music. Characters (most of them) were bright and lively, which is a little strange since they portrayed the land of the living rather dull and miserable while the land of the dead is filled with colour, song and drink.

Perhaps the only reason this doesn't really come close to The Nightmare Before Christmas is that Corpse Bride is let down by the story a little. I found some of the ideas rather creative and refreshing, but perhaps I'm just playing favorites. I don't know, you decide for yourself. Don't expect something spectacular, but expect it to be enjoyable.

Been busy running about visiting and going out with friends as most of them had a weeks worth of holiday. Best. But back to work now. Bah...

*NOTE*

Haven't found the time to update lately because of the festive season here. Been going out a lot and just don't have the mood or inspiration to blog (siff I used inspiration before). Will most probably blog more when everyones back from holidays and hopefully something more eventful will happen.

Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Is Here!

And so I totally wasted my Sunday spending money indulging in food and falling asleep in people's houses.

Got called to go for lunch with SantaKel and Han G in Subang quite early in the afternoon. The weather then was probably hot enough to reduce me to a puddle of sweat. After lunch we made our way to SantaKel's house and I was particularly hopeful of getting my CD's back after yeaaaaars and years of them being in SantaKel's possession. Not surprised as I entered the pig sty of a room which SantaKel calls sanctuary (he warned us of it's condition prior to our visit) I tried to make my way past the bags and litter to the bed. After a short while I decided that I'd try to salvage what I could of my belongings entrusted to Kel and started rummaging. Found one of my CD's, a couple of empty covers and a few movies. Ok great, the trip and effort wasn't a total lost, or so I thought... Later Han G decided that he'd rummage for some stuff to watch as well and I figure somehow managed to misplace my belongings in the cluttered room. I only noticed when we had to leave and couldn't be fucked to look through the mess again and left.

Went to One Utama because Mary was whining like a little girl on how hungry she was but took her almost half an hour to decide where she wanted to eat. Bummed in Starbucks for a while after before deciding to watch The Exorcism Of Emily Rose later. So with about 4 hours of nothing to do before the movie we headed on to Han G's house for a while and then off to Bangsar pasal malam after for dinner.

It will never cease to amaze me how fucking dumb some people can be. There was one scene early in The Exorcism Of Emily Rose where the camera was focused on what was a bee hive. You could see the bee's swarming all over it for fucks sake. And I overheard some dude behind me actually ask his girl " What is that? Is it cabbage?" OMFG you can not imagine how hard it was no just not burst out and laugh at him. But *ahem* manners a bit, contain only.

I was pleasantly suprised that I enjoyed watching The Exorcism Of Emily Rose. Considering how horror or thriller films make me want to fall asleep or just laugh at how incredibly ridiculous some of them are I was very interested in the story of how one girl endured so much suffering but kept her faith and belief in god through it all. There we're a few scenes which I thought were awesome. Ok I had a few laughs and could not resist the temptation of pestering mary knowing how low her tolerance to these kind of movies are but this has been one of the more exceptional shows I've seen this year.

I've heard that Corpse Bride is only 1 hour 10 mins long... SO? Heck I'll watch it anyway still!

I won't be blogging tomorrow so...

Happy Birthday Bonnie!
Happy Birthday Pearl!

Cold, Hungry And Sleepy

So here I am in the office cold, hungry and sleepy.

Cold because the bloody aircond is fucking blasting at me and the office is freezing, hungry because it's past lunch time but I have to wait for my manager who is in a meeting atm because he wants to have lunch with me, sleepy because I didn't get enough sleep last night and hungry because I'm cold but I have to wait for.... you get the picture.

Today's the last day I have to send out sponsorship proposals for an upcoming event. Tomorrow I'll have to call all of them for confirmation wether they have recieved the proposal or not and if they have decided to be generous to us or plain stingy fucks.

I'm cold, I'm hungry and reeeeaaaaally sleepy. But yea, you already knew that.

Timmy Gets Hired.

So I've started working again and while I must say I wasn't at all excited, I was pretty eager to do something with my life rather than wasting it away in a cyber cafe or bumming.

Currently I'm working at a fledgling advertising company named Idea Kiosk Sdn Bhd. I can't disclose our current and future projects but my interview has to be the coolest ever.

We were supossed to meet up last Saturday at Penang Village in Taman Tun for a casual interview at 11 am, but my boss decided that he'd go for a medical first and kept my friends and I waiting for 3 whole hours before turning up. So as he kindly asked us wether we have had lunch (which we had. 3 hours dammit!) and started briefing us on the company, it's clients and goals as he happily indulged in his noodles. We just listened, after all it would be rude to interupt him as he was explaining things to us. So after he was done with his meal he just asked us one question "So how much do you have in mind for your starting pay?"

AND THAT WAS IT! I answered, got hired, bingo I started work on Monday.

GG.

Bah... Work...

Started working... will try and find the time to blog about it. bz bz bz ! sigh.

Warning!

Do not bother to go see Doom.
Do not bother to rent the show Doom.
Do not bother to buy the dvd Doom.
Do not bother to buy the vcd Doom.
Do not bother to even download the show Doom.

Basically I'm telling you now that you should not even think of watching a show that totally destroyed such a great game. You might want to watch it anyway for the FPS scene near the end of the show which was totally ruined by the sight of a zombie laughing.

Actually don't even bother watching it for that. You're much better off watching cartoons on TV.

Tim Hates Paint And Thinks Doom Will Be B Grade.

So my house still smells of paint and my room is the only place in the whole damn house they have yet to finish. I'm seriously doubting wether I'll actually sleep in there when they've finished with it. i'll prob bunk on the hall sofa for a day and hope the smell goes by then.

Got reservations to catch Doom tonight. I'm seriously doubting that it'll be any good. The only thing I like so far which I think is quite an original idea, is that they've implimented the first person view from the game in some scenes. Ahh well guess I'll find out if I've wasted my money tonight.

Mindless Ramblings.

My Bangsar house is being repainted.

I hate the smell of paint.

Almost as much as I hate rain.

That's why I'm at my grandma's place now.

But it's raining everyday here.

But at least I didn't get wet.

I hate hospitals as well.

Even trips to the dentist are better than visiting a hospital.

Because I hate the thought of death and sickness all around me.

I'd very much prefer to die in bed at home.

Because it's where I am most comfortable.

Home cooking beats hospital's sloppy stuff anytime as well.

Which reminds me that grandma is cooking tonight.

She's making chicken pie I think.

With gravy and mash potatoes.

And it's almost dinner time.

The table has already been set.

So i guess it's about time I left.

Housekeeping.

It's almost 4 am now. I've just finished cleaning most of the house of the mess I've made during my stay here. Yes I decided to stop being lazy and clean up before mom gets home on Sunday. Biggest pain was carrying my couch back to my room from the computer room.

Couch you ask? Yes, my rooms in Pj and Bangsar have a couch in each of them. Why? I don't know. It is pretty comfortable and perhaps doesn't make the rooms seem so empty. Would be handy if anyone decided to stay over as well I guess.

Washed the dishes, stacked the CD's, swept the floor, arranged the pillows in the hall and packed my room. To top all this shit I'd probably have to give Sparky a bath, but its ok. He can continue being smelly for the time being.

Joy! While clearing up stuff in the computer room I happen to stumble upon a box. In it I found lots of junk. Archie comics, couple of old text books, a few dirty caps, some cobwebs, lots of dust and.... !!! My old Marvel card collection!!! I had totally forgotten about it. No idea if they still have any value but heck who cares. They're still in good condition and I've stored them somewhere I'm sure mom wont find them in case she decides to toss out the box as trash or donate it to charity.

To top it off I also found a book titled "The Story Of Miss Saigon" I've always wanted to watch the musical when I was so much younger. Don't think it's still in production, but at least I have the soundtrack to get me by.

Staying here wasn't such a bad thing after all...

Temporary Insanity. Tim The Hermit Part 2.

Day 3 in Pj. No newspapers, running low on food and most of my clothes are smeared with dog drool. Have watched almost all the movies I brought over, but just watching them has made me rather restless and lazy at the same time. All I do is sit at home and do nothing but watch movies and listen to the radio.

I've found time to catch up with a lot of friends who are overseas while I've been here. Good to hear from most of them. Even found the time to write a long email to Steph so she won't sms me at 5 am in the morning complaining that I never do mail her. Miss that girl.

Will probably go out tomorrow since there's football to watch. I hate watching football alone. I love to be critical on how teams play and it's no fun if there's no one around to listen to me bitch.

So then... till tomorrow, I shall remain in this realm with no way out.

David Thong aka Skywalker. A Tribute.

Your smiles and laughter will be missed...
For you have left us...
No one wanted you to go...
But we know that you are in good hands now...
From gaming, work to clubbing...
Your company has always been appreciated...
And then just suddenly...
Memories are all we have left of you...
But those memories shall remain...
People who love you will still live on...
And perhaps just once in a while...
They will look back to all those times they shared with you...
And stop to think just for a minute...
And afford a smile...
On how you touched their lives...
Just by being you...

Feel No Pain, you shall suffer no more my friend.
Taste No Sorrow, you shall always be loved.
Vent No Anger, everlasting in memory.
God's Kingdom Beckons You, be at ease my friend.

Tim The Hermit Part 1.

It has been an absolute pain asking everyone wether they have any good DVD's for me to loan before I head on over to my PJ house to become a hermit and watch over Sparky for a few days. I've still got about a day left to find my entertainment to bring over should I suffer terribly and die from excessive boredom. We all know that most of the programs shown on Astro is pretty crap and not really worth our time, hence why I hardly watch television in the first place.

Fuck! Norman just called me to go eat Bak Kut Teh now! So the rest of this entry will have to wait.
Got to wake up early tomorrow to meet Mary for lunch as well.

Weekend's Over

Nic, on Saturday you successfully joined your sister in her exclusive club of people puking into ice buckets when they have had too much to drink. Welcome to the Bucketeers.

Ben, for a moment you inspired me to become Malaysia's long jump champion when u decided to puke right in front of me. Thankfully I managed to leap to safety in time before you covered me in whisky, shooters and whatever you ate for dinner.

Sunday was pretty dead as VA's internet line was down. So off my friends and I went for a movie to waste our day away. Skeleton Key was the show we watched. Interesting twist to the story but still a little predictable. Not much special effects so I figure it was pretty low budget.

Got to stay in my Pj house for a few days soon as mom went to China for the week. So yes, Timmy has got go take care of the dog.


Happy Belated Birthday Ben!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIC!!! Whatever path you take in life you know I've got your back bro!

Guys Will Be Guys.

Ben and Nic are celebrating their birthdays together today at Bond, Avenue K. Even if Nic's birthday isn't until Monday, make no mistake about it... NO MERCY WILL BE SHOWN to both of you! Until this conversation come up anyway...

Tim - Hey I just thought of something. Is your friend Sarah coming?

Nic - Ha ha yea she is.

Tim - *Hears Music In The Air* Ok then you're not getting drunk tonight. Wouldn't want you to leave that impression on the lady now would you. After all you have to give her attention.

Nic - Ha ha yessss. But she won't be there until the end.

Tim - WHAT? Bah. Tell her she's no fun.

Nic - But she's bringing a friend. Just in case she may feel lonely.

Tim - Better be a girl...

Nic - Ha ha yes it is.

Tim - Ok, then better be an ATTRACTIVE girl!

Nic - Ha ha yea i hope so too.

Tim - If not she can really leave early. I'll help her out.

Nic - Ha ha idiot.



LET THA PARTY BEGIN!

Out Of Tha House.

I just had to get out of the house early today. Baby Daryl had just woken up and was really making a racket in the house. The only time that he decided to shut up with the wailing and start with the laughing was when he decided to repeatedly hit me on the head with a clothes hanger. Not really the way I'd want to build a relationship with my nephew.

Sometimes I don't know what to make of the kid. At times when he sees me he starts to cry n try n crawl away. Other times he just sits there and laughs till he falls over when i pull stupid faces for him. But adorable he is and those smiles and laughs he gives more than make up for all those irritating and annoying cries.

Birthdays And Indulging In Food.

So it's been quite a busy and enjoyable weekend.

Friday. Went to this french place called La Francais in One Bangsar(stupid name) for dinner with grandma, dad, sis n her bf. Prices were ludicrous! When my dad asked me what I feel like having i just mumbled McDonald's. But i wasn't paying anyway to i made my order knowing that even if the food was going to be good, the portions would be so sad I'd have to order 5 more helpings for me to feel content. We even ordered a bottle of champagne but no one else wanted to drink so my sis n I happily sipped ourselves into tipsiness.

Saturday. Khai Snr's birthday bbq. I made such a pig of myself. 4 steaks/lamb, loads of potato, brownies and ice cream and birthday cake. I couldn't move after and had to lay down in his living room while watching tv. Talk about content.

Sunday. Dad's birthday dinner and guess what... more steak! 2 steaks, lots of salmon and several helpings of potato salad and birthday cake later it's a wonder how much meat I've managed to consume an not feel ill. I had to rush earlier in the afternoon to finish Nora's birthday gift as well. It was a little sloppy to me because it was a rush job but she said it was lovely anyway. Hope she really did like it even if she did say she'll gladly pass it back to me to finish it after I told her I didn't have time to draw a rose on the cover.

I'm beginning to think my entries are getting boring. I think it's time to find more stupid things to post about like before in my multiply.

Happy Belated Birthday Khai Snr!
Happy Belated Birthday Dad !!!

Happy Belated Birthday NORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Options, Options... Hmmm.

Well I've been neglecting this blog for the past few days because I've been out and about asking friends for any possible job opportunity's which might suit me or perhaps I might find to my liking. There have been options but I'll take some careful consideration about what I'd like to go into.

A friend has offered me the position of captain in the upcoming La Bodega branch in Bangsar Shopping Center. The pay sounds very attractive considering that I have no experience whatever in food and beverage, but it never was a field I would have considered before and possibly I shall leave it as a last resort. Another asked me to try out in sales with his company. While starting will be difficult as it will be strictly commission based for the first 8 - 10 months, after that if I do well, the very big possibility of being promoted to an assistant manager involving office work sounds pretty decent. And then there is this marketing position at some magazine company which I've heard of from word of mouth. I've emailed a friend there asking for details regarding that position. hope he gets back to me ASAP on it.

And I'll probably get a phone on Friday from an aunt from moms side of the family. It was a lot easier than i thought. I just called her and asked politely if she had a spare phone which I could use temporarily, her reply was unexpected... " Oh sure you can just take mine. I'll buy a new one." Well it might be old or whatever but hell with it... it's still a phone.

More Evil Thoughts.

After much consideration I have decided that murder and arson would be too big a crime for gentleman me to commit. So I have thought about it and have considered other options on possible ways to punish my aunts...

1. Burn holes in their clothes. Yea we know all about women and clothes.

2. Pawn all their jewelry. Maybe I can afford a phone then.

3. Destroy the plants in their much beloved garden. Might solve the insect problems around the house as well.

4. Get rid of all their cosmetics. Now we'll see what Scary Movie really should have been like.

5. Stop dreaming and go find a job.


Reality really does fucking suck!

Think Evil Thoughts.

I am in my PJ house again. Why is it that everytime I come here it starts to rain just before I reach the house. Yes, I got caught in the rain again. Fortunately I wore my rainproof jacket this time, but I still smell like wet dog as Sparky decided to greet me with his usual enthusiastic nature.

I have been screwed over by my aunts in my other house. My sis was supposed to drop by a few days back for dinner and pass me the much needed cash that would allow me to buy myself a hand phone. My plan was to get a cheap one, and live of the balance for a while as I looked for a job. Somehow my aunts got to her before I could and brainwashed her into not giving me anything for anything at anytime. So the next day when I called dear sis to ask her what happened she decided to tell me that she thinks I should get my own phone and how she came to that decision.

Now it might seem that I'm being spoon fed by my sis but trust me I'm not. The only favours I ask from her is to supply me with one carton of Dunhill's a month since she works in a tobacco company. So now I've been plotting on ways to get back at my aunts whom I've never really liked at all for most of my life. My options would be...

1. Kill them in their sleep. Problem would be that they're bigger than I am and probably would kick my ass to next week if I failed at the first attempt.

2. Poison them. Problem is that I'm never at home to do it.

3. Spread nasty rumours about them to the rest of the family. Oh I forgot, I don't see the rest of the family.

4. Torch their brand new cars. Nope, that would cause air pollution and Joyce the Fairy would be on my case all year.

5. Get a job and buy my own damn phone.


Yes reality really does suck! But on a brighter note...

Happy Belated Birthday Corean!

Sitting Alone.

So here I am now in VA's 3rd floor watching over lots and lots of computer stuff (software and hardware)while the technician takes his break. It's free usage of the coms for me at the moment for my favour, but it's as boring as hell. It is about time they updated everything and changed any faulty epuipment anyway. Perhaps with the changes that come along better business will be generated.

I've been contemplating staying over my PJ house while moms away having fun on her honeymoon. The problem is that, I'm not sure how well stocked the place is on food and I'm quite lazy to take care of the dog if I'm there. I do miss my room there. It's my sanctuary. I could stay in there all day. Probably I'm just missing a fridge in there. If I had one no one would probably see me for a while. Just camp in my room with the things I enjoy... Oh wait! No girls! Dammit.

Stuck In A Suit.

Wedding's finally over. I decided that I couldn't be bothered to go home and change so I just headed to Hartamas still all dressed up. Some of my idiot friends tried to be funny and gave me a salute. Clowns I tell you. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever taken the trouble to dress up like this since some high school prom.

I noticed that I was the only monkey in a suit there, but mom and the rest of the family liked it so it was cool. Dinner was ok and quite fun because I got to catch up with some childhood friends (Su Zen you looked so hot!) and a few cousins. One of them fractured his leg while playing basketball. Word is that he just jumped and fell without anyone near him. So being the super nice cousin I am, I decided to sign his cast with "HA HA HA YOU CLUMSY OAF! Luv Tim". Ain't I sweet.

There was once during dinner I went off for a smoke. As I was standing at the entrance of the ballroom some lady came up to me, placed some piece of paper on the table in front of me and asked "Could you please stamp my ticket?" in my mind I wanted to seriously shout at her something like " Stupid ar?? Do I look like a fucking valet to you!!??" but instead politely told her that I had no idea and she should try reception. Fuck even if I was working there, as if I'd be carrying a stamp around with me.

Early Morning And Trib Gets Sensitive.

Foolish was I to think that I was to go home early yesterday. I declined an offer from friends to join them for karaoke just so I could go back early. As I should have known better... I went home at 4 am. Much later than those who went for song and drink.

Had to get up early today to go to my grandma's house by 11 am. Nearly overslept. Thankfully I managed to wake up at 10.45 am and had to rush rush rush to get ready and scurry over to grandma's. My cousin is back from Perth for 2 weeks, and she brought a friend back as well ho ho! German gal, 23 years old who is quite pretty even if she is a bit large. Had lunch with her along with my cousin at La Bodega and she seems like a pleasant person. K to my friends who read this, jut before you think of anything stupid I'll tell you now... NO I am not going to do anything to her or with her!


Trib got a little sensitive when I tried to be funny with him...


Trib - Hey Tim you there?

Tim - Yo!

Trib - Can you do me a favour?

Tim - No I will not take your girl out so you can go play dota.

Trib - Fuck you la!


All this hostility, and I thought that we were friends... lol.

This Sounds Painful.

Nic - Darling having period cramps. I wonder how painful is that.

Tim - Your darling or mine?

Nic - Mine !

Tim - Perhaps it's something like having gastric pains but at somewhere else.

Nic - Ha ha we wouldn't know. Probably hurts like guys having their balls kicked.

Tim - I wouldn't want to know. Imagine if it was like someone squeezing on your nuts till they popped like balloons.

Nic - Ha ha... Fuck you! You sick shit!

Tim - I cannot imagine anything more painful you can do to a man.

Free Smokes, A Joyride And A Wedding.

Somehow it amazes me how clueless some people can be. I went to buy a pack of cigarettes today at a newsstand near my house. So I asked the dude for a pack of Dunhill and placed my RM 10 on the counter. He dully passed me my pack and had to answer a phone call. So I waited and waited for him to give me my change, the RM 10 note still lying on the counter. Suddenly after a few minutes (Yes I did wait that long) he surprisingly asked me "Yes, can I help you sir?" I gave him a puzzled look at pointed to the RM 10 note still on the counter and replied "For my Dunhill?" To my surprise he turned back and grabbed me a new pack and gave it to me. Erm... K I took the pack, got my change and left. So yes I decided to be dishonest and ended up with 2 packs of Dunhill for the price of one.

Went for a ride in the BMW M5 with SantaKel later in the day. He's got the car to test drive for the weekend. It might probably take most of us half a lifetime to ever buy a car like that ( About RM 400k), but that machine is what I'd call a car. Darling Debbie freaked out when we went flying 180 km/h on the highway and over reacted when she claimed that we were going over 200. Girls... haha.

Mom's getting remarried on Sunday. I have to wake up early tomorrow to go to my grandma's place for a family gathering. Many of my friends have asked me am I ok with it and do I like the guy. Well, it doesn't matter what I think. Here is a man who wants to take care of my mom and makes her happy. That in itself is good enough for me. He's a pretty decent chap, perhaps a bit proud because of his achievements but still a good man. I think mom's side of the family still prefer my dad, because even despite of his faults he is still a very humble and sincere man. But once again this isn't about me. Grats mom dearest! May you have many wonderful and fulfilling times to look forward to!

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Final Fantasy 7 : Advent Children.

I just finished watching Final Fantasy : Advent Children and must say it finally does dome justice to the RPG's compared to that shit load of rubbish we for in Final Fantasy : The spirits Within. Yup, you get to see all your favorite Final Fantasy 7 characters from hero Cloud to the wickedly cool Sephiroth. Even Bahamut makes an appearance. Animation is beautiful and you'll get to see many familiar settings which you find in the game if you remember them. I practically went ballistic when Sephiroth emerged with his so fucking wicked sword. I thought nothing could top the rebirth of one of the oh so fucking coolest video game villains of all time, well until the coolest fucking finishing move in video game history was executed... The Onmi Slash!!! I probably wet myself in excitement when I saw it.

GG Nic.

Nic - Even the best fall down sometimes...

Tim - Ha ha told ya that song is nice right?

Nic - You and I, collide... ha ha yea kinda. But that line represents me the best anyway. I am the best, and sometimes fall down.

Tim - Means you're just clumsy.

Nic - I meant making mistakes!!!

More Birthday Wishes.

To a person who I hold so very dearly, you will always have that special place in the garden of my heart. For the days, months and years to come, you will always be one I look for kindness, compassion and understanding.

Every day that passes you become more of the woman I told you you'd be. Strong, confident and oh soooooooooooooooo sexy haha. And for the years that have yet to pass I'm sure that many more lucky people will come to know what an incredible and wonderful person you are.

So don't waste any time. Play the music, light the candles, pop the champagne and don't forget to make a wish...

HaPpY BiRtHdAy My oNe aNd OnLy DaRLiNg DeBBiE!


Ben macha my tequila buddy, a very happy birthday and many happy returns to you as well!

Small Talk.

Part of a conversation after dinner when my friends and I were talking about various topics.


Aaron - 5 years? Fuck man I can be a doctor in 5 years! I can have 5 kids by then.

Corean - 5 kids? Sure or not?

Aaron - Why not? One every year.

Corean - But it's not good for the girl you know...

Aaron - Who said it's the same woman?

Corean - ...


Brilliant comeback!


Later in Virtual Arena, Nic messaged me from the floor below...


Nic - What's everyone doing?

Tim - Ok ok, I'll ask them to join your game.

Nic - What the hell are they doing? Shagging?

Tim - There are a lot of guys up here. Please don't put images in my mind...

Nic - Ha ha ha Oh God! Shhh...

Australian Panda's.

It's been so long since I've been to the Bangsar night market. It's not the greatest about but it is the closest to home. Made such a pig of myself that I even skipped dinner.

Had our usual daily card games while talking about when we used to play board games in our Sundays. There were pretty much loads of funny stories like one time when we were playing Taboo. StRyKeR was given a word to describe to us and this is how it went...


StRyKeR - Erm... this animal can only be found in Australia

Everyone - Kangaroo! Koala! Bla bla bla...

StRyKeR - No no, it stays on tree's.

Everyone - (Lots of animal names coming out)


Eventually time expired and we couldn't make out what bloody animal was he talking about... and then he told us the answer... PANDA!

WTF? I have no idea how he got that mixed up or what made him think that Panda's are from Australia. The silly boy. Eventually he got loads of shit from us for quite a while because of that but he's such a sport and it's good for a laugh every time we bring it up.

Happy Birthday Yahooo! Happy Birthday Louise!

Zzzzzombiiiieezzzzzz...

I went back home at 6 am in the morning yesterday. Was looking forward to a good sleep but as it had to happen, some people just had to come to my place at 9 am to install my new air cond in my room. Feeling all zombified as I descended the stairs to the hall I was hoping I'd be able to get some snoozes only to find my aunt in the hall watching tv and browsing through the morning paper. Found a magazine to read as I tried almost in vain to stay awake while sipping on my coffee and smoking my cigarette. Life savers I tell u.

After the work had been done about an hour later I dragged my sorry excuse for a body back to my room only to find that it had become an uninhabitable pig sty. With a heavy sigh I decided that this would be a good opportunity to clean my room... again. After much sweeping, moping, vacuuming, wiping, packing, arranging the room finally look decent. Well, more than it has been lately anyway. And I couldn't manage to sleep after!

Was hoping to be able to get Corean's spare phone today for temporary usage only to find out that it isn't in proper working order... Sigh.

I'm rather tempted to play WoW or return to Shadowbane. Only problem is that I don't have a rather reliable computer at home to play online games on. Then again I'll get to save loads from the monthly payments I'd have to fork out should I decide to play. Sensible mind telling me one thing, itchy gaming fingers telling me otherwise.

Hi Ho!

Finally got to see Charlie And The Chocolate Factory today. Friends asked me how did I find it... Well, I'd say average but entertaining. Funny how we managed to relate some friends to characters of events that happened (Cows, nuts and blueberries?). That gave me a good laugh.

Perhaps I shall have more eventful things to blog about now since I'm over and done with Dungeon Siege 2. Enjoyable game, but gets repetitive after a while. Promising but no real long term value. Shame.

Merdeka.

Merdeka... An excuse for people to go party? (Possibly) A reason for clubs to raise their prices and covers to ridiculous prices? (Probably) Or a nation coming together to celebrate its Independence? (Most Definitely)

Happy Birthday Malaysia!

Hmmm actually it's past 12 am now... So Happy Belated Birthday Malaysia!

And also, HappyBelated Birthday Seong!

I'm Back!

So it's been quite a while since I actually bothered to write anything here. Been too busy hanging out with Lousy Louis for the past 2 weeks to even remember or have time to blog.

It's been fun with him dragging me out early in the mornings for breakfast to our late night suppers, going all over KL just to look for a charger for his damn phone, pasar malams and he even dragged me to watch Stealth with him... yes just 2 of us guys. Gay!

Just when I thought he wasn't going to do anything stupid for once, he decided to flip his new phone and drop it. Hence his screen is now marked with a rather large X crack. Well, at least its not as stupid as the time he jumped into some bushes in Hartamas to have the whole of Bestari and Devi's Corner looking at us. Shy man.

Speaking of phones, I've lost mine recently... I'm not too concerned about the phone but it's going to be a real hassle just to retrieve all the numbers again... Fuck!


Happy Belated Birthday Lady Lyn!!!

And I'll Be There Again Soon. Sigh...

First we got lost...

Then we nearly got into an accident...

After that the car hit the curb as you tried to park...

Foolz, I'm seriously beginning to think that you are a much more dangerous driver compared to Tipsy...


All that just to get to LUCT. The only reason I can think of why anyone would want to build a college/university in the middle of fucking nowhere is that probably they couldn't find any space in the city to build their big ass campus. As impressive as it might look, I don't really see what's the big deal about it.

Firstly, it's too fucking hot. Inside the campus wasn't so bad as they had a decent amount of fans allocated at various locations but the moments u step out near the parking lot...

You'd think for the amount of money they invested in building such a prestigious center of education they would at least have the brain to have a few waste bins about. Walking around I noticed that there were cigarette ends and tissues littered all over the place... So yes, brilliant. Invest on a multi-million dollar building, but stinge on waste bins.

I also came upon the fashion design showroom. As impressive as some of the designs were, sad to say that there is no way in hell anyone would let their wives, girlfriends or anyone wear what they put up to showcase. They're not bad like I said earlier, just not practical for anything... except perhaps a masquerade ball.

Food probably sucks too. Took a walk around various stalls they had, walked away every time.

Chikaz... erm... what chicks?

Probably the only good thing that happened was quite funny and probably made my day. Watching some dude collide face first with a glass pane while trying to enter one of the halls. He even tried to cover up and act cool by lighting a cigarette and posing at the nearby railings. Best.

The Air Up There.

Weather's looking much better and I'm happy. Never have I missed sun n rain so much (even if I do still dislike rain). Can't help but feel a little sorry for the folks up north who still have to endure with the smog. Will update more soon.

Happy Belated Birthday Bernie!

Happy Birthday Ivan!

And The World Shall Be *Cough* Consumed In *Cough* Ashes.

The big talking point in Malaysia now has got to be the haze. As foul as the air is at the moment sadly people still have to leave the sanctuary of their homes and endure the very unhealthy trip to work. And as todays API (Air Pollution Index) has stated that many places like Port Klang, Shah Alam and Kuala Selangor were hazardous while Kuala Lumpur, Petaling Jaya, Gombak, Putrajaya and Seremban were very unhealthy, it leaves me wondering when the hell is any of this going to clear up. I know it probably won't be very soon, which is a worry.

Schools have been closed to to health concerns while even airports have been ordered to halt operations temporarily due to poor visibility. And many people thought that it couldn't get any worse than back in 1997 when the smell of smoke filled the air and our eyes got sore just by trying to look a few meters in front of us. Well deja vu people.

I hardly even feel like smoking now with the foulness about. Well I guess some good did come out of all this. Just hope it passes sooner than later

Finding My Way

Just when I actually consider returning to something familiar which I left behind years ago, something comes up and reminds me on why I left in the first place. And I shall leave it at that for now.


Having Lousy Louis back is such a refreshing change from the current life I live. Here is an individual who thinks he's the greatest thing on earth that god can possibly offer to women, who thinks more than he should and is great company for laughs and conversation. And perhaps thats just what I've been missing, conversation. They don't have to be meaningful, they don't have to make sense, they can be conversations about anyone and anything at anytime. I've probably talked about more things in one day with Lousy Louis than I have in an entire week with most friends of mine. And perhaps I should be glad that he's back. Possibly the dude is bringing back little pieces of me that I seem to have lost over time constantly doing practically nothing but bumming and wasting my life away slowly but surely.

This probably reminds me that I have to look up SantaKel one day soon when he's not too busy. A really intelligent person who I have always enjoyed conversations with. Personal matters and what revolves around our lives have always been a talking point between us at some stages. I seemed to have lost touch with him and possibly should never have, for he has always been a good friend to me even he can be a little touchy when some topics are not to his liking.

Perhaps I may be a more troubled individual than I might think, but matters in life and troubles faced are all part n parcel of it. maybe it's time to forget about past troubles and to look towards brighter pastures, time to swallow my pride and come to the fact that I'm just another person, just like anyone else, living life perhaps not to the best of my abilities, but the potential is there. Just have to take that big step forward into the unknown, the risk that perhaps I have always been afraid to take. And then maybe, just maybe, I shall find life more enjoyable than what I've come to know it.

Louis Is Back!

Went to Buddy 9's house today. Nothing fancy, just to chill and have a swim with some friends.

Gay Louis is BACK from the states! Silly git left his sim card back in the states so I can't contact the idiot.

Lost In Life?

I seem to find myself disillusioned with my life recently. I no longer seem to be the same person who many people have known me to be and perhaps maybe even I myself don't really know for sure. I no longer enjoy the conversations I used to have with my friends although some of them might not notice. I never have much to say anymore regarding any matter whether it concerns myself or the people around me.

I used to enjoy art and music so much. The days in school when I used to draw comics and was a big fan of many kinds of music. Now, I can't even seem to bring myself to even sketch anything and even if I did make the attempt, I quickly lose interest. I wonder how my fondness for these things slowly grew out of my life and perhaps maybe even died within time. How did I let things that were once one of my few passions suddenly slip away and disappear from my life?

Perhaps it's time I had a lot of thought of the things that are happening in my life. An attempt to rediscover the things that I enjoy, that make me happy, that I have always loved since I was a kid. And hopefully in that time, even manage to find myself again.

Corean Thinks Fishes Are Amphibians.

This must be the stupidest thing I have ever heard any of my friends say... A few days back we were having dinner in Little Island in Sri Hartamas when Corean decided to open his mouth for something other than eating...

Corean - Eh, lets go Zoo Negara la. Safari man.

Han Jie - You want to go see animals is it? There go stand there in front of the fish tank and look at the fishes.

Corean - But those are not animals, fishes are amphibians.

Everyone - WHAT?


I cannot possibly imagine how he managed to come up with that statement, but he did decide to keep quiet for the rest of his meal.


I stayed at home yesterday. So while I was bumming in my room I saw this insect flying about. Thinking it was just a moth I payed no attention to it as it seemed to be just trying to find a way out of my room. To my horror when it landed on my couch to rest I saw its true nature, a COCKROACH! THE FLYING TYPE!!

I got up, ran to my cupboards to close all the doors, opened all the windows and my room door while keeping a wary eye on the pest as it 'fluttered' about my room. Then it decides to hit the fan and come down to earth and run about my floor. I spent a good 10 minutes trying to find the pest with my trusty The Star Newspaper in my hand waiting for the chance to swat the filth.

I did get it in the end, but surprisingly it didn't die right away. I decided to just flush the pest down the toilet into oblivion. This was so much worse than the bat flying around Virtual Arena earlier this week.

Cya Vampress.

The past few days have been alright for me. Got my carton of Dunhill's and a few packs of Dunhill top Leaf from my sis... FINALLY! Got to meet up with Lady Lyn a few times and got asked by her boy friend to teach him DOTA. I know Lyn will probably hate me if I did that, so I didn't join in his game and kept her company while she sulked on how stupid games were.

Vampress Steph has gone back to Perth *sobs*, but I did get to meet up with her for some catching up since I've hardly seen her this time as she's always running about with her boy friend. Sent her a little goodbye message the night before she left. Her reply wasn't what I expected...


Steph - I just blew my boy friends turbo. SHIT! Lots of white smoke coming out! CRAP!

Tim - Well I expected something like "Thanks lots babes! Take care and I'll miss you! Will see you again in 4 months!", but I guess that'll work too. Everything alright there?

Steph - Ha ha thanks babes and I do miss you ok! No need saying! The car can still be driven well but the turbo is dead.

Tim - Ha ha good thing you're heading back tomorrow. Will give you're boy friend some time to fix up the car again to something more durable for you, like a tank.

Steph - Idiot!


Ah yes how I'll miss her ha ha.

Louis will be back by end of next week. I can imagine the dumb jokes we'll be throwing at people. Muahahaa!

Jazz fest at Mont Kiara tonight? Hmm...

Troubled Times.

How annoying it is to live like a pauper and think about what one would do without money. Yes, as much as we hate to think of it, the sad truth is that we can't survive without money in todays world. I'm almost broke and practically feeding on peanuts (no, not that bad really). It's so disappointing that I have to scrape of the goodwill of a few good friends (much thanks) till I can get my act right, which will hopefully be soon.

What is more amazing is that I can still somehow occasionally find myself out of the house still bumming, sometimes skipping meals and just deeply lost in thought that I don't even feel like replying any questions that come my way. I haven't been myself and I don't like this feeling. It sucks, it's so unlike cheeky and sarcastic me. It really is time I found a job. Too much free time on my hands is making me fucking lazy and sadly even though I know it, I haven't been doing much about it. I don't want to be a person who leeches off people. Those who know me well enough should know how much I hate borrowing money. If I don't earn it then I shouldn't spend it. It's as simple as that. But I've had to swallow this stupid pride of mine and make a few loans here and there just to get by and just so you people know, it is very much appreciated even if it will take me a while to pay u guys back.

The weekend was pretty fun even if it did come at a bad time for me. Went to Velvet on Saturday and most of my good clubbing mates were there. Haven't been to a club in ages and was in a way good to go out n forget about my current troubles. Was fun watching Nic's Operation Get Someone Drunk fail over and over again. Was good to see AJ and other lovely ladies who I have not seen in quite a while. Yea, was good just to hang out again and have fun. I'm guessing it'll be a while before I indulge in such delight again.

Is it just me or are my friends somehow incredibly interested in network marketing? In this week alone I've had about 5 calls from friends who have called and inquired whether I'd be interested in a business proposition. Really I have no interest but if they wanna look me up for a yum cha anyway I guess I'd happily oblige. Will be good to meet up even if it isn't their main purpose.

Another schoolmate of mine is getting married. This will be the fourth since I left school. I don't really know what's the big thing about getting married so early in life. There's so much more to live through and experience. But if they are happily and hopelessly in love and can't wait to get hitched then by all means go ahead. Don't worry I will attend the wedding and not just because of the food.


CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Life Passing Me By.

There has been nothing much to blog about lately as everyday seems to follow the same old routine. Games, yum cha's, card sessions and constant bumming. Perhaps it's time to find something else to do. I really need to find work soon as resources are reaaaaally running low, and I have to much free time for my own liking... doing nothing! Life just wasted away isn't really much of a life.

I just heard recently that a friend of mine was involved in a car crash about a little over a month ago. Thankfully he survived but was places in the intensive care unit for about a month and has just been released. Unfortunately his brain has suffered damage and now he has short term memory loss. Sad how this has happened to a friend who was always all smiles whenever we met up. Things happen I guess, but I'm glad that you're still with us Ken.

Darling Debbie sprained her ankle recently. Seems that she's having problems ascending and descending stairs at home and work. Well at home her maid and family can help her about. At work, ha ha I teased her about how all those possibly perverted male employees will be absolutely delighted to offer assistance to her. She denied it at first but eventually came to admit that they have been rather helpful. Ha ha I knew it. Dirty buggers all of them! Ha ha.

10 Secs More To Go Bro!

It's official... Happy Birthday Nain!

You still owe us 10 seconds! Muahahahaa!

Let It begin!

Everything's all set,
And everything's in place.
Could it be that someone,
Will soon have cake all over his face?

As silly as he can be,
With his corny jokes and all.
When we party together,
We always have a ball.

We always make jokes,
And throw names at each other.
Just like now,
No one's as ghey as you brother.

Today we celebrate,
Even if it is early.
Hope you survive the night,
Able to walk upright and see clearly.

So Happy Pre-birthday
I'll just wish you now.
If you read this before the party,
Just act suprised and say 'WOW'!


Actually I know he won't since he's out now, so yea... let tha partay begin!

Shove Them All In Prison.

Snatch thieves should be locked up in prison. Every single fucking one of them! Abolish that ridiculous 2 year ( i think ) maximum penalty and keep them there for good. In there they shall endure a lifetime of anal violation from the other sex craved convicts without soap. After that I hope they fucking bleed and walk like crabs for the rest of their being. Spray them with cold water before they sleep so they fucking freeze in their cell and suffer terribly from pneumonia. Especially that mother fucker who dared touch my pet sis Claire and left her with stitches near her eye and arm along with a whopping RM 1500 medical bill. I'll probably ask for the same for rapists since they're scum as well.

Han G thinks they should all just be put to death. I'm not so kind. I'd rather they suffer.


On a sadder note. A distant friend of mine passed away recently due to cancer. She was 24. Be at ease Emily. Always in our hearts. We'll miss you.

Chilling.

A very brief entry.

Actually chilled in Bangsar yesterday. Yea I know I live there but there's nothing much to interest me there anymore to keep me around... until now.

Had dinner with Teoh, Henry and Yasir and then later bumped into Claire and Hamel. Had a few drinks with them in Madam Kwan's and did a bit of catching up. Ran into Siew Pang after that and had a quick drink with him before heading on home.

Went to the opening of Hamel's restaurant / mamak today. Used to be Lotus in Bangsar. Food was good and I got to catch up with a few old friends as well.

It's Claire's birthday today. Silly Irish gal can't stop talking about her shih tzu puppy Jordan. For some reason she just loves to tell her friends how I once nearly drowned her when she was 5 years old.

A few days have passed since the London bombings and the death toll stands at around 37 dead and 700 people injured.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIAN!

What's The World Coming To? *Sigh.

LONDON.

8:51 a.m. BST (O351 ET) - Near Liverpool Street, Aldgate and Aldgate East Underground stations.

At 8:56 a.m. - There was a second explosion on a Piccadilly Line train near Kings Cross and Russell Square tube stations.

At 9:17 a.m. - There was an explosion on a train traveling into Edgware Road station.

At 9:47a.m - There was an explosion on a bus at Upper Woburn Place near Tavistock Square.


33 confirmed dead and possibly more. May God rest your souls... 160 at least in hospital, many in serious / critical condition. Hope you people make it through...

*Burp.

I'm sitting in my grandma's house now with a glass of wine next to me, feeling very much like a beached whale. It never fails to happen, when grandma cooks, Timmy tends to overeat. Ahh well what's a guy to do? Grandma's cooking is simply the best.

Went to catch Initial D at KLCC yesterday. Was one of the better chinese shows I've watched recently. Story was pretty simple but the humour was pretty enjoyable most of the time. Got to meet up with Edmund and Munster as well. I totally forgot to ask her to bring along the Pods I asked her to buy for me from down under. Had to rush off to futsal after that. Had a pleasant surprise to see Joan Dear there. First time I've seen her since she got back on holidays. Lovely as always.

My sister has forgotten to get me my carton of Dunhill. I shall have to wait till Thursday, and hope that she remembers!!!

Monkeys And Clowns.

The gloves are off! I just went through dinner with friends and they insist jokingly that I was with a girl yesterday. Reasoning with them sometimes can be such a total waste of time...


Buddy 9 - See la Tim, yesterday go hang out with a girl never give us a call.

Tim - I was at home!!! How many times do you want me to tell you all that???

Han G - That's why Tim. When Khai Snr goes to Ampang he calls and tells us he won't be around. Khai Jr also lets us know if he's seeing Amy. You no call, no nothing.

Tim - WTF! I wasn't with a girl yesterday!!! I was at home, I fell asleep in the afternoon and woke up at night! As it was so late I decided not to go out!!!

Buddy 9 - Sleeping with a girl right?

Tim - Oh my god la, noooooo!!!!

Han G - See Tim, you don't miss us. No call asking where are we, what we're up to, anything.

Tim - Fuck! It's not like you all, called me, asked me where the fuck am I or how come I'm not out right???? No Tim, hey man come out yum cha we're at Hartamas or anything right??


We just ended up laughing about how stupid the argument was getting. Monkeys and clowns... I have monkeys and clowns for friends....

Me WH4?

I decide to stay home for one day, just ONE day, and my friends decide for themselves that I'm out somewhere with a girl. Just because I didn't call, and no one decided to call me they came to a conclusion that I'm off somewhere having fun. Just to set it straight, I fell asleep in the afternoon and woke up about 8 pm. Seeing as it was late I decided to stay home instead of taking the trouble of going out and coming back a couple of hours later. Actually now I think about it... I would have proffered their story ha ha.

I asked one of my friends who presumed I was out with a girl why he thought that along with the others. The reply was this "You know so many girls, sure la we think you go WH4". Now I can't recall the last time I simply ran off just to hang out with a girl without telling anyone, so don't just presume I'm that type of guy even if I do know a lot of girls and yes some of them are back from abroad on holidays.

Met James from Suckball.com today. He's back from Manchester for a month. Chatted for a while and then exchanged numbers because he wants to play football sometime while he's here. Cool dude and one skillful footballer. Go read his web page sometime. Loads of funny shit there.

Munster should be back by now. Gotta give her a ring sometime soon. Fabulous lady brought me back Pods™. *Munch munch munch!

Dimssssdaleeeeeeeeeeeee!

The surprises that I have short hair never stops.

Dimsdale - WTF!? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR??

Tim - It's short now and I'm still handsome k!

Was good to catch up with him again. Haven't seen him online in bloody ages.Showed him loads of pictures of us and some of his comments were just hilarious. Like...

"Nic is always a drunk fuck. Young gun trying to be the man."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!

Glad that he's doing ok in England. Will be quite a while before he gets back and when he does, I am so going to tease him about his british accent! Muahahaa !!!

Return Of The Vampress!

The Vampress Stephy has returned! Knowing her she'll be to buzy with her bf to really find the time to meet up. Ha ha I can still remember the time I gave her a forever friends teddy on her 16th birthday. It held a little heart with the number 21 on it. I told her that it'll do till then before I get her another birthday gift. Ha ha how mean of me. And now she's 23 this year!!! She still nags me that I owe her birthday gifts. Ah well, I'll just get her an book and she'll be happy.

Friends Suggestions. Hmm...

Is it just me or are my friends beginning to think that I really need to go out with a girl?

A couple of weeks ago Lady D suggested that I go out with AJ. Not that AJ is a bad person, she is really nice and makes a hellofagood roast chicken... but then again I figure she'd tear me apart anytime I say something cocky or piss her off even if it is just a little bit. And then there's her famous million dollar cock stare to consider. Scary stuff. So yea, NO.

Then yesterday Buddy 9 asked Mabuksss in front of me what she thought of the idea of Munster and I. I nearly choked on my cigarette at that moment. I think Muns is a fabulous gal, I really do. But anyway she's got a man and I can't imagine myself in a long distance relationship. Buddy 9 decided to be funny and pester me about it for a while. Ah well that's 9 for you.

Buddy 9 is sick with the fever I think. Not that it's a good thing but I am getting some space away from his sometimes annoying corny jokes. Entertaining no doubt, but yes corny. Get well soon bro.

Mary has decided that she post up the pictures she took at Mabuksss birthday. There happens to be some pictures that I'd rather she not put up, but it's too late. Ah well, it's good for a laugh. embarrassing but yea, good for laughs. At least some people think that the pics are hot. I went "OMFG!".

Oh No!

Friday was pretty boring other than poor Nic having to endure bed jokes from Big nose and I.

Saturday was a lot more fun. Went to Buddy 9's house to chill by the poolside or soak in the jacuzzi. Just what we needed as the sun continued to piss me off with the heat. The girls were looking fabulous in their bikini's and us guys... er... we need a lot of work to be done ha ha. Went for dinner in some place 9 and Mabuksss brought us to. Seemed pleasant enough, nice posters and pictures on the wall, nice music and decent prices... then the food came and I saw the helpings... I'll probably go to the mamak next door and be more satisfied with the portions.

Vampress Steph is in Singapore now. She'll be back tonight. Oh no!

I Begin To Worry About My Friends.

9, you are without a doubt the sickest human being on the face of the planet. Scracthing you nuts and then shaking hands with the birthday boy is in fact beyond sick. Ever consider professional help? Anyway, just hope you two remembered to wash hands after ha ha.

This short conversation has left me with a lot of doubt in a very good friend of mine...


Corean - What time are you going to VA? Or you have other plans because you're so happening?

Nic - My only happening plans is having sex with my bed.

Corean - Errr...


I'm sure he meant something else but for now, I shall stay clear from these troubled individuals for a while just in case they try anything funny on me.

Buddy 9.

I told Mabuksss this - "When Mary passes me your birthday pics I'll send then to you."

She didn't hear me...

Buddy 9 told her this - "Tim said he will send you hairy dirty pics."

9, you're a good friend and a good laugh most of the time, but sometimes you're just sick and demented and should be locked up at home away from society.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAN JIE!!!

Fanboi Tim

I have watched Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas everyday since borrowed it from Mary on Friday. I still love this show even if I have seen it countless times. Stop motion animation just turns me on ha ha. I don't know what it is about Tim Burton's movies. Perhaps its the dark, eerie, weird, and sometimes controversial elements he puts into his shows. Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, James And The Giant Peach and The Nightmare Before Christmas are just my favorites from his impressive list of movies (although Tim Burton just contributed to James And The Giant Peach) . Soon to come, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory and Corpse Bride!!! Now If only I can find his 1982 stop motion animation short film 'Vincent'.

And The Day Goes On.

12.26 pm.

As much as I would like to sleep now, it is most unfortunate for me that a baby dinosaur is snoring away rather loudly on the bed to my right. I am really tired now. I probably could manage to ignore the beasts primitive sounds, but then again its massive hind legs have occupied most of the terrain leaving me with very little options on where to lay down and rest.

On top of that I'm hungry as well now. Food has been scarce in this land. I could probably make my way out of this barren wasteland but would probably suffer from the outside heat. I'd call for help but I figure no one will be out and about to help me. I shall wait.

Still Awake.

It's around 10.30 am and I'm still awake. The JPN building in Petaling Jaya is one fucked up place. Bad enough that there were fucking bees flying all over the place, but we had to wait for bloody 3 hours do renew our ID's. Nic, Big Nose, Khai Jr. and I humoured ourselves with some pretty stupid stuff while waiting. Nic even nearly fell off a chair that was broken. I was so tired I even dozed off at one point. A word of advice, to anyone who goes to renew their ID's remember 2 things...

1. Bring along something to read. It really helps to pass the time.
2. Bring a pen with you. It will really, really, really come in handy. Trust me.

As we left the building a bee decided to make friends with Nic by landing on his head. He tried swatting it off thinking it was dust or paper till I told him that it was a bee. Then he practically did some tribal rain dance jumping about and frantically waving his arms around his head trying to get the bee off. In the end the silly insect got the message and left.

I'm gonna try and get some snoozes now.

GG part 2.

It is now 5.05 am. I still am not home. I am at Corean's mercy. I shall nag him to drop me home, wait for me as I take a shower, and then drop me off at Center Point. There I shall buy the morning newspaper and sit at the mamak where I know the fucking vampires are because it's the only place that will be open other than 7-11. I shall go take my ID pic looking Timstoned and regret it everytime I look at my ID. GG.

GG.

It's 12.20 am now and I'm still out. Corean is dropping me home later so knowing him, I think I'll be home by 4 am. I have to be awake by 5.45 am. I have to wake Nic, Khai Jr. and Big Nose up by 5.50am. I have to meet them at Center Point by 6.15 am. All this for the sake of renewing our identity cards. I figure I'll just fall alseep in Nic's house when we're done. GG.

Tha Weekend.

If this country gets any hotter I am going to melt away and all that will be left is a puddle of sweat and the black cap I always wear in the middle of it.

Friday.

Went to Mary's place for some drinks by the poolside with Corean, Billie, SantaKel, NoName and Han G. I thought it would be some happening gathering and it was ok I guess... except that all we had to drink was Hennessey Pure White... *bleh. But it was fun looking at SantaKel in his half drunk state blabbering nonsense after losing a few card games. I spent half the time playing bejeweled on his I-Pod and got nagged at by everyone for being 'anti-social'.

Maybe it was because there was only Hennessey to drink, maybe I was just bored, and definitely the 28564932860936 bloody blood sucking vampire's flying around didn't help. And I had to be the only one in shorts. I was rather surprised that no one ended up in the pool. I can only remember 2 casualties that night.

1. Han G practically walking into a wall as he wore his cap really low so his vision was probably zero except for what he saw on the floor. Corean took a picture of him on the floor. Looks like he was attempting some funky martial art move.

2. NoName was the fountain of the night. Dude lost too many games and the inevitable happened. Yuck!


Saturday.

Mabuksss birthday. Told her I'd be nice and so I was. I bullied Tipsy and Sharon instead. Went to this bar called The Indian Thing. Really didn't see whats so indian about it but it was a pleasant place. Somehow she managed to walk out by the end of the night. Lucky her.

Casualties that I can recall hmm...

1. NoName round 2. This time he became a waterfall. Some people never learn.

2. Nic. Nothing too bad. Steady after throwing up.

3. Mary. After laughing at NoName and Han G it was her turn. Without warning too. Just lucky she managed to open Nic's car door before she let loose.


Sunday.

It was reaaaaaally lazy so nothing much happened.

Yawnzzz...

Too damn tired to bother about blogging now. I'll probably fall asleep on the chair now, but I have to go to Mabuksss Birthday Party soon. Will probably update about the weekend tomorrow.

HAPPY BITRTHDAY TENG CHUI!!!

Bla, Bla, Bla.

Batman was pretty good. Better than what I expected. Perhaps a bit too much flying around and the villains were a bit tame compared to past Batman baddies, but the movie does the dark knight justice.

Met up with Buddy 9, Tipsy, StRyKeR and Han G for lunch. Went to Hartamas after, played a couple of games and then about 4 hours of Big 2 after. It might seem lame but it's still nothing compared to the 9 hours we spent in Mont Kiara Coffee Bean.

Nothing much to blog about now. Mostly chilling out and saving money for Mabuksss birthday tomorrow. Should be fun watching the casualties for that night.

Grumble, Grumble, Grumble.

The only thing good so far about this shitty week is that I bumped into my aunt and she gave me a 100 bucks.

Met up with some old school mates today. It never fails to amaze me how incredibly silly we can be when we meet up. And for some reason the girls still just love to hit me. Met up with Buddy 9 and Mabuksss later at Bangsar Village for coffee before making our way to Hartamas.

Saw Aj online. Seems she's back from China and got Buddy 9 his Warcraft CD's. Telling him that was such a big mistake. Ghey mofo decided to give me a kiss and a hug. I so swear if he didn't back off then I would have punched him in the face.

Making plans for Mabuksss birthday on Saturday. Hmm... To be nice or to take her down... Tsk decisions, decisions.

Off to watch Batman Begins later tonight. It has got to be better than Madagascar. If not I'm going to be complaining and be bitchy the whole night.

On a brighter note... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY!!!

Saved By A Cap.

The title says it all. If anyone actually bothers to read this, they can ask me why on my MSN.

*As if the day could not get any worse my slippers broke as I walked down the stairs in Virtual Arena.

Headaches Suck!

Yesterday turned from quite pleasant and relaxing to rather terrible.

Had my weekly coffee at Mont kiara Coffee Bean with Yahooo, Diana, Nic, Buddy 9, Mabuksss, Khai 'Melman' Jr and Amy. Wasted time with our usual Big 2 session and Khai 'Melman' Jr even set a new record for shuffling the cards. There was even a bonus. There was this rather attractive young lady sitting inside with some of her friends. Nic and I just could not keep our eyes off her as she kept playing with things from straws to honey in her mouth. Just too bad she had monsters for friends.

Then things started going bad. As we were leaving Nic found out that his wallet was missing. We looked about for a while and then decided to backtrack to Mackers Mont Kiara as he purchased some fries there early. No luck there even if some of the Mackers staff were nice enough to help us look around the area. Still no luck so we decided to double check Coffee Bean again. As we continued to look about for Nic's wallet I received a call from J.Wo asking for help. Apparently he needs Han G and I to help him prepare about 200 invitations to an event which his company is organizing. Nice. This was almost 1.00 am.

So ok, we told Nic to go make a police report ASAP and I had to rush to J.Wo's office with Han G. Maybe it was the air conditioning, maybe it was because I got into air conditioning while sweating little because of searching for Nic's wallet, but most probably it was the awful music being played which sounded like a woman in pain in J.Wo's office that brought my headache about. I didn't feel well at all but since I'm already there what the heck. Just get the work done and leave ASAP. Was about 3 am ++ when we left. Then Nic decided to call us and ask if we wanted to go for supper. My head was pounding now. I don't know why but I agreed even if I was felling like the shitz.

Went to this banana leaf place in Center Point BU. Told Han G to order me warm water as I walked to the nearby 7-11 to get some Penadol's. As I walked back to the mamak I felt like I couldn't take it anymore. I rushed to the toilet and threw up. Feeling a lot better I joined Nic and Han G at the table. That's when suddenly we got overrun by the irritating little vampires of the insect world.

Paid, got the hell out of there, and went home.

Might have to go to J.Wo's office again later tonight to help with more stuff. They should just hire me.

Boring Weekend.

The weekend was pretty much the same as most... unproductive, boring and mostly a waste of time.

Went to the PC fair at PWTC because they were hosting the ESWC (Electronic Sport World Cup) qualifiers for Malaysia as well. Nothing much about there. Just lots of ppl shoving leaflets and fliers into my hands while giving me gloomy faces. Well, if I had to stand there the whole day and shove papers in to peoples hands I'd be pretty miserable as well. Ah, but at least there we quite a number of lovely looking promo girls about. SantaKel tried to hook me up with a cute looking gal from his booth named Hasnah but failed miserably when he actually forgot her name. LOLZ!

Finally got to see Madagascar yesterday. I got bored after the first 10 minutes. Actually it was pretty much what I expected of it. Mediocre story, annoying characters, and a little too short. Well guess that can't be helped since we get pampered by 2 hour ++ movies in this day. To be fair it was entertaining at times even if I did find Ali G's character very annoying. Detail wise it was quite exceptional but overall the movie was just plain average.

I heard a bit of bad news recently. A friend of mine got into trouble, and things don't look good. I know you'll probably never read this, but I do hope you make it out and clean up your act. Don't end up like some people. You are much better than that.

I didn't get what I asked for from China. In the end I had a choice between a gamers cap or a key chain. I took the key chain. At least it's something from China.

Buddy 9 Is Ghey.

I arrived at Virtual Arena earlier than usual today because Corean happened to be around Bangsar and was nice enough to offer me a lift.

Then Buddy 9 saw me online.


Buddy 9 - A bit the early right beb?

Tim - Stop calling me that dammit!!!

Buddy 9 - Why lar beb?

Buddy 9 - Don't get emotional la beb.

Tim - I'm so going to ignore you now.

Buddy 9 - Oh please... You know you won't beb.


I did ignore him as he continued typing. The only thing worth looking at his message box was the porn he kept putting up in his display picture (ho ho!)

The Clowns Are Back!

Munster - Hey nonsense!

Tim - Hey insanely beautiful!

Munster - So much exaggeration!

Tim - Nothing but the truth from me!

Munster - Tsk tsk... What a smooth talker. No wonder you have so many female friends.

Tim - Woo woo simply gorgeous. No wonder all the guys fall in love with you.

Munster - Er... how many guys do you know who have fallen in love with me?

Tim - Erm... Ok, admire you so then.

Munster - Cheh... anyhow say one...

Tim - It's about there.

Munster - Haha anyway change topic. I want to become a professional blackjack player. Don't you think it's a good idea?

Tim - It's the only way I get to pay for my holidays every year. Why the sudden change of profession?

Munster - Because I'm goin to study for the next four years. I need to find a way to buy a Maserati before I finish.

Tim - Sounds like a plan.


The dude's are back from China!!! Perhaps didn't do as well as they would have liked but still they managed to claim the scalp of team Sweden! I'm off to hear the stories!

Sentimental Me.

I wanted to write something for someone,
Who told me not to and I asked why.
She said that it would not be necessary,
And also that she was shy.

So I guess I'll be a little different now,
And not write it as a story.
Perhaps maybe she'll like it more,
If it's in the form of poetry.

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I still think fondly of those days,
When I would look forward to spending time with you.
From the short meetings we had,
To me sneaking out to visit as the night grew.

I love the times we had,
Just because I was with you.
From the way we used to tease each other,
To that cute little voice that you do.

I remember the little sweet things,
That I did for you on Valentine's Day.
All I wanted was to see you smile,
And be happy in every single way.

I know I've made mistakes,
And I'm sorry for some things I said.
Nothing can make up for it,
Not even the flowers, gifts or cards that I made.

Days, months and years have passed,
And still you're as lovely as ever.
Don't ever change anything about you,
Unless you know it would make you better.

Just know that I do love you,
As much as those memories we share.
Because you'll always be special to me,
In my heart, my dreams, everywhere.

Bejeweled.

I just spent the last 20 minutes playing Bejeweled against Buddy 9... IN A CYBER CAFE!!! It is now 5. 10 am. This can only mean two things.

1. I am lame.
2. Buddy 9 is lame.

Actually make it 3 things...

3. Khai Jr. is even lamer because he's playing it by himself.

Actually I change my opinion...

1. Khai Jr. is lame.
2. Buddy 9 is f*cking lame. (familiar eh? ha ha)
3. I'm just too leng chai. (yea I'm getting away with this because it's my blog!)

On a brighter note... TiMStoNe™ > Buddy 9 in Bejeweled. I shall sleep like a baby tonight.

Jackie's Panda?

This has to be the silliest conversation I've had in weeks...

Jacq - Who is panda?

Tim - Ha ha no one. It's my favourite animal.

Jacq - Ha ha I like panda's too. Last time I told my parents I'm going to import one here and put it in a cold storage see through glass with bamboo's and stuff.

Tim - Cool. If you ever get one I'll room with it. Then you'll see me everyday. Scary thought isn't it?

Jacq - Ha ha ha. Hmm... what shall I name you?

Tim - Oi! I already have a name!!! Find one for the panda!!!

Jacq - Ha ha ha ok ok.


Yea I know it's pointless but still was good humour at the time.

Dumb Ass Jap Kids.

I've just finished tea with Han G and Tipsy. As I wait for a game of DOTA to commence I notice that there is a small group consisting of about 4 Japanese kids changing their clothes right in front of me in the middle of the cyber cafe. WTF!! We're not talking just T-shirts here. F*cking idiots went all the way down to their boxers. WTF!! Didn't their mom's teach them that there is such a thing as a f*cking toilet where they can change. Well, if they were girls there would no objection from me. BUT THESE ARE GUYS GOD DAMMIT! In case any of you sickos are wondering, NO I DID NOT CONTINUE WATCHING!

Buddy 9 asked me to tag along with Mabuksss and him for jogging. He has so got to be kidding. It's even a miracle that he's goin jogging never mind me. I guess it is good for him but I'm gonna stick to Futsal. When he's done the dude is gonna give me a ring and perhaps... just perhaps we'll be able to catch a movie to get us by this boring boring Saturday.

Power OF The Punch?

Had a conversation with a quite stunning young lady who wants me to punch her...

Lady - I'm sleepy.

Tim - You're always sleepy.

Lady - But I can't sleep.

Tim - Now that's something new.

Lady - No I'm not always sleepy.

Tim - Ok, I stand corrected. You're always sleeping.

Lady - I'm not always sleeping! Maybe I just need someone to punch my lights out.

Tim - I'm definitely not the guy for that job.

Lady - Why not?

Tim - As if I would punch you...

Lady - You loved that blue black eye on me remember?

Tim - Ha ha yes. Kay, how about this then, as if I'd inflict physical pain on you.

Lady - Well, why not?

Tim - Why on earth would I or you want me to punch you???

Lady - I want to sleep that's why.


There's more to the conversation we had, which I will not post up because she decided that she would play game show hostess and quiz me on some rather personal stuff (which most she already knew). Let's just say that at the end of it all she called me her "Handsome Little Gayboy"... What have I done... *Sigh.

The whole of Friday was practically wasted. I just bummed in my room and turned on the music to drown out the cries of my little baby nephew Daryl who just couldn't seem to shut up. Cute lil kid, but noisy as hell. After more rummaging through my pig sty of a room, for the first time I realized the amount of magazines and useless thrash that I have amassed should be discarded. Only kept whatever I knew I would read and the banners that I stole with Vampress Steph a few years back. Man, those were fun times.

Nic's tourney is starting later today... Silly brother of mine better remember to update me on results and progress. Thing's feel so different without them around. Everything just seems dull and ordinary. But no worries those clowns will be back soon. As champions? *Fingers Crossed* Ho ho!

Still looking for people to go watch a damn movie with.
Still waiting for Tipsy to bring out all her lady friends. (Oh yea!)

Hopeful that Nic and the clown posse do well in China.
Hopeful that he remembers to get me what I want from there.

Louis won't be back from the US of A until December... That means that I won't get my Nightmare Before Christmas items till December. The coffin music box and the glass coffin shaped paperweight... The agony of waiting...